Sakura Blossoms up above raised their heads to the  and the sakura trees swayed to the breeze.

"Welcome! "

Today was a little more contrasting with the season, we were in the school garden this time round.
Trust Kyoya to take advantage of Nature beauty.
I had no customers today,  like any other day,  I am just a stand in for Tamaki. 
I was dressed in a pale gradient Yukata that started as a light cyan and then it drifted down to gray and back again. ..
(Just refer to the picture of Yato up there)

For today Kyoya had given me a task more suitable to me.

Not fighting.

A tea presentation.

What?  I like tea.

You don't want to see me make tea?!  Its boring?!
Okay fine,  skipping tea part onto the others.

Hikaru and Kaoru not actually serving tea,  as usual.
I poured the tea for the guests while they were infatuated with Hikaru and Kaoru 's act.
(which Hikaru sucking on Kaoru 's finger I have no idea how its so cute. )

I am a Ghost character.  Secretly pouring tea for our guests. *walks to the emo corner*

"Yuki-senpai? " Someone taps my shoulder and I look up to them curiously.
"Why are you in the emo corner? " Haruhi continues curiously.
I reply sullenly.
"Rethinking my life choices"

She pat my shoulder awkwardly and left me to grow daisies in the emo corner.
Yes daisies.
I don't grow mushrooms.
We already have a mushroom farm. (Tamaki)

I think you guys want me to move on now....

But first.

I dashed over to Kaoru with a first aid kit I pulled out of no where (my pocket actually) and treated the burnt finger.

This feels like deja vu...

"Its Yuki-senpai! "

"What is he doing? "

"Helping fellow staff. "
I replied coolly.

"This is such a rare moment! "

"Indeed this is a rare moment,  and it is as fleeting as the sakura blossoms. "
A familiar irritating voice said.
"That is why,  " I turned around to see him whip out five photo albums with each of the types pictures in front. (Honey and Mori-senpai sharing a book)
"I have prepared a photo album for each host, containing all the rare moments you might want to look back on.  There is a special set price if you wish to buy all of them. "

"So this is how the Host club makes money. "

I said in unison with the twins.

"Which begs the question, When did he even take photos of us? "

I stretched out my hand and swiped a copy of my album from his hand.
The twins peeked over my shoulder to look at the content.

"Bio: Yuki Kenshi Nagato was former vice president of the student council,  he joined the club on by the request of student council president.  Born as the twin of Yuri , famous internet-"
"That's a wow factor, "Can we go over to your place to meet her?""

"No." I snapped the book close and gave it back to the Bastard 'gently'.
Aka whacking the top of his head before setting it on the pile.

I wandered over to Honey-senpai and Mori-senpai's station where I say down beside Haruhi on the tatami mat.

*swishswishswishswishswish*

I realized something.

* swishswishswishswishswish*

He was going too fast.

* swishswishswishswishswish *

he's losing too much.

Breathe and tell him.

I stretched out a hand to stop the movement of his hand.

"Honey-senpai" "Mitsukuni. "

"You've lost too much. "

I looked at Mori-senpai and he stared back.
I suddenly remembered the task at hand.
Honey-senpai's mouth was curling into a frown.
What are we gonna do to stop the calamity!!!!!!??????

"That was the perfect amount I wanted ! "
A customer quickly grabbed the teacup and drank it down quickly to sooth the volcano.
I breathed out of worries and flopped back onto the ground.
"Honey-senpai is so skilful!"

I awkwardly laughed to myself and sat up in a kneeling position again, staring at the cherry blossoms up a head.

I wonder how Yuri is doing....

        My thought were interrupted as I heard the familiar sound of my cellphone ringing. I slipped away from the chattering crowds and picked my phone out from the bag Kyoya kept them in for safety.

"Hello, Yuki speaking."

"Aniki!" A familiar high pitched voice chirped through the phone.

"Yuri?"

"Give me back my phone!!!!"
Another familiar voice.

"Yukine?"

"Ah. Ohayo Yuki-nee-san."

"Ohayo Yukine-chan"

"Otou-san wants to- HEWANTSAFAMILYMEETINGEVERYONENEEDSTOBEHERE!!!!!!"

Interrupted by Yuri, Yukine seemed to scold his slightly older sibling while he put his phone somewhere else so I couldn't hear him.
Classic Yukine.

"Anyways," said Yukine, returning to the phone. "Otou-san expects you to be home right after your club duties tomorrow. Meet up in the training hall."

"Okay. Anything else?"

"Ummmm........ Love you?"

I chuckled at his Awkwardness and I could hear Yuri doing the same on his end.

"Love you too little brother."

-----beep----

~~~~Time skip~~~~~~'''•••••••••••^×^

"Haruhi have you chosen your elective courses for the term?"

"Hmm Good question...."

I looked back at the trio that was discussing plans for their courses.
The twins had an odd glint in their eyes .

"Why not take Conversational French?"

"We could take it together, after all...."
The twins grinned maliciously at Tamaki.

"We're in the same class."

Those five words seemed to strike Tamaki hard and he crouched near the base of a nearby tree to grow mushrooms.
I shrugged and continued to reel in my crazy kite. It didn't seem to want to come back.

"Ne, Mommy. "

"Yes Daddy?"

"This is just a hypothesis but it seems that the twins get to spend a lot of time with Haruhi, just looking at club matters alone...."

"You just realised?"

Ouch Kyoya, that's gotta hurt.

I quickly wheeled in the white board and passed Kyoya the data he collected.
I pointed at the graphs as he explained ,
"Those three spend about 9 hours of school time together with addition of the club activities,
You, on the other hand, spend a limited amount of time with her due to club activities only spreading across 1-2 hours."

"Put in another way," I started.
"Your involvement in Haruhi's life is a mere 3%."
"DONT SAY ANYMORE!!!!!!!! "
Tamaki shouted while protecting his ears.
Tamaki seemed to be suddenly energized by his fury and he told Haruhi to stay away from the
"Disreputable" twins.

After some talking......

"DADDY WANTs YOU TO BECOME A GIRL AGAIN, SURROUNDED BY ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS (am I the only one who thought that sounded wrong) LIVING A NORMAL LIFE AS A SCHOOL GIRL."

Who's he referring to as Daddy?

"Well it won't be long, " I started off, ticking off my fingers for dates.
"The Physical Exam is in a few days."

All of the host club members stared at Haruhi as they all thought the same thing.

"It will definitely get out for sure, that I'm a girl."

(A: you know its always so funny when you see their shocked reactions XD)

      ----random timeskip to next day I think-----

We're back in the host club room!
Air Con!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!

Of course I didn't say that aloud but I was thinking it.

I sat in a spare chair across from Tamaki who was, no doubt, in lala land by now.
He was grinning like the idiot he is and was just daydreaming.
I buried my face in the book and sipped at my almost empty tea cup.

"Tama-chan seems to be enjoying himself...." Honey chirped out while hopping on my lap with Usa-chan in his hands.

I looked over at Tamaki again.
Still in LaLa land.

"He looks miserable to me."
I muttered out in unison with Hikaru.

He suddenly stood up with vigor and shouted, "Hikaru and Yuki, my brother,  don't be so cynical. Everything is going according to plan.
I saw how this would turn out from the very beginning without the likes of your jealousy."
I snorted at his words and turned a page in my book.
His heart seemed to shatter at my reaction and he crumpled to the floor as if having a cardiac arrest aka Heart Attack.
Hope no body wrote his name in the Death Note.
But I would. If I could.

"Indeed! This anime (Y: FANFICTION) has been a love comedy from the start, Haruhi and I are obviously the main components." Tamaki proclaimed proudly while dramatically posing and ......
Sparkling? Weird.

I rolled my eyes and muttered out loudly for Tamaki to hear, "Then what are we?"

Still glimmering, Tamaki pointed at me. Honinozuka-senpai seemed to have disappeared.
"You, my brother" my eyebrow twithed in irritation, use the bloody correct word.....
" Are part of ..... " he slowed down dramatically.

"THE HOMO HOMO SUPPORTING CAST!!!!!!!"

I blinked at him as a weird screen suddenly popped out of the ground, "homo homo " was on it.  In Pink and with lots of hearts.
I somehow teleported to where the rest of the host club was standing and Tamaki drew a line between us and him in proudness as a gloomy aura radiated from our group.

Homo eh?

I sighed and rubbed my temples with a free hand, the other holding my book.
"I don't think you get the point of this situation Tamaki."
He looked at me curiously as he named was called.

"If Haruhi's/ Haru's/ Haru-chan's gender is revealed," Honinozuka-senpai, the twins and I said in unison,

"She won't be able to stay in the Host Club."

Tamaki turned paper white and stared at us with wide eyes.

"Though, if Haru-chan wore girls clothes, she'd be even cuter!"
Honinozuka-senpai chirped out cutely.

"She did wear the female uniform in school..." I said , thinking aloud.

".... So she might have been popular with the boys." Hikaru finished for me.

Kyoya flipped to a page in his notebook and continued on with Tamaki's torture.
"That's true. According to my investigation, she would receive AT LEAST one declaration of love each month. "

"NOOOOOOOOOOO"

Tamaki wailed. I waved at Haruhi as she walked in , saying "sorry I'm late"

Tamaki rushed over to Haruhi and shouted in her face like :

"DONT WORRY HARUHI WE WILL PROTECT THE SECRET OF YOUR GENDER AT TOMORROWS PHYSICAL EXAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So please stay in our club, princess!"

She blinked at him in confusion, "O-Okay?"

" I guess we would be pissed if Haruhi was to be courted by other men," Hikaru said .

"That settles it then." Kaoru continued for him.

Nah. That's how Tamaki conceived the idiotic plan of............. *drumroll please******************

"Mission: Hide Haruhi's Gender" or something of that sort.

"Yuki-chan."

"Hm?" I replied to a very familiar, very irritating , very fake-smiley and arrogant bastard whose glasses are really loose. I didn't take my eyes off my book.                                                                                        "Shouldn't you be helping Tamaki with his plan , seeing that you hide the same fact every day?" I felt his  eyes traveling up and down my body and shivered slightly, wrapping my arms around my upper torso and chest to  make myself feel more secure. "Hell no." I smirked, returning to my book and turning the page. "Watching him panic is fun..." I glanced over at Tamaki and back at Kyoya  and retorted. 

"Aren't you supposed to be helping your best friend? Seeing that you made Haruhi join us and indirectly created this?"

He smirked to himself evilly and adjusted his glasses. "Good point....." 

He called out to Tamaki "Papa! Tamaki!"

"Yes! Kyoya, My good sir, I take it that you have a solution to our problem?" Tamaki replied while radiating some weird sparkly flowery aura and doing some weird pose that is so dramatic it could have come out of a Shakespearean Play. I held back my laughter and clutched my book tighter as a kind of stress relief thing.

"May I suggest that you were a wig to pretend to Haruhi while she escapes  to the special boys clinic to distract the girls, I'm sure they won't suspect a thing." Kyoya said in a matter-of-fact ly tone, though I could tell he was going to burst from the laughter he was holding in.

"Very well done Kyoya!" Tamaki dramatically agreed with no hesitations. 

My eyes swept across the room from Tamaki to Haruhi. She suddenly placed her fist in her palm in a "I got it!" Way and said cheerfully, "If my gender is revealed, I won't be able to continue on as a host anymore. But I still have...." "5,333,332 yen to return." I calculated for her. She shrugged with a happy-go-lucky expression on her face, "Ah well, guess I have to find another way to return it, ahahaha. Ahahaha ha...  "  I giggled at her attitude and walked over to pat her on the shoulder.

"What an unmotivated heroine! Do you mean you hate the host club? You hate the time spent here?" 

I grinned as i already knew her answer. "If I had to answer, then yes." 

Tamaki looked horrified.

" the first thing you guys need to do is to fix her motivation." I said, turning to the host club. 

" o o  t o r o" ( "fancy tuna") I said into Haruhi's ear,  just loudly enough for the host club to hear. She gasped and I smirked. 

Tamaki put on a weird face , "That's right... You didn't have any the last time..." 

The twins eventually caught on, Hikaru spoke first, "Did you hear? She hasn't had ootoro before!" "What a bleak upbringing she had...." Kaoru ended . 

"If she stays, she'll have many chances to eat many delicious things with us..." Honey-Senpai said innocently to his stuffed rabbit.

I chuckled and said, "I know a guy whose family owns a large restaurant, he gives customers one free order the first time they come, the ootoro they make is heavenly... "

"What are you saying?! Just because I'm poor doesn't mean I'm such a glutton that I'd fall for these kind of things?! Ahahaha. Ha...." She said in self denial. We grinned at her . She turned away from me and the host club, "Will I really be able to eat some?" 

I flashed a peace sign at the host club and they gave me a thumbs up.

Wait....

When did I starting helping the host club ?!

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Okay.... This was a bad bad chapter..and I've not updated in like a month or something .. I really don't know whether I should put the book on hold to brush up on my writing skills or something before coming back..I've started on the next chapter already.....that's what took me so long.. 

What do you think? Should I put it on hold or continue?