Wednesday 7:30 am.

Aay: I figured it out

Aay: what we were talking abt yesterday Kurin

Kurin: and you're gonna talk about it in the gc?

Aay: yes

Aay: the earth is flat

Kurin: What the fuck?

Kurin: oh.

7:56 am.

Magnus: No the fuck it isn't.

Magnus: The earth is round.

Aay: how tho??

Magnus: Because it is. The earth is scientifically proven to be round.

Aay: yea ok but when r those studies from mag???

Magnus: First, what the fuck did you just call me?

Aay: I called u mag :)

Magnus: Why?

Aay: bc I can lol

Aay: anyways answer meeeeeee when r they from

Magnus: I'm not going to find the exact date but definitely over thirty years ago.

Aay: exactly

Aay: so vestroia hit the earth in that whole collision thing right so that prolly squashed the earth into being flat!!!

Aay: see??

Magnus: That's not even what happened.

Magnus: Vestroia didn't crash into the earth, the only visible impact was the great collision which only created that crater in pinpoint park, the impact was only large enough to do that. If it had squashed the earth then we'd all be dead.

Aay: how do u know we'd all be dead tho????

Aay: its not happened before??

Magnus: It's simple logic.

Magnus: Also even if we didn't die gravity would be fucked up if the earth was squashed and it would've been a noticeable difference. It would've been all over the news.

Aay: ok so what if the reason it wasn't all over the news bc the earth was always flat??? so no one noticed????

Magnus: What the fuck, no. There is proof that the earth isn't flat.

Aay: proof doesn't matter to me

Riot: uh

Private messages: Kurin - Riot.

Kurin: SHHHHHH

Kurin: don't say anything in the gc this is so funny

Riot: Aay thinks the earth is flat

Kurin: he doesn't

Kurin: yesterday I challenged him to find a way to annoy Magnus and this is it

Riot: hold on how do you even know this is it

Kurin: I checked in private messages with him just in case, I wouldn't put it past him to legitimately think the earth is flat..

Kurin: but rn at least this is just an attempt at annoying Magnus

Riot: oh thank fuck you checked. that was terrifying to check the chat first thing in the morning and see Aay thinks the earth is flat

Kurin: yeah I was scared too for a minute before I double checked with him

Riot: so we're just gonna watch and laugh as Aay pretends he thinks the earth is flat??

Kurin: pretty much, yeah.

Riot: oh fuck yeah, sweet!

8:04 am.

The second exit.

Aay: ok but did you consider the metior that killed the dino's flattened the earth??

Magnus: Not possible.

8:16 am.

Aay: inflatable earth. it becomes flat but can become round whenever people look to see what shape it is!!!!

Magnus: Are you on fucking drugs? Someone would notice that too.

8:25 am.

Aay: ok fine then :( magic covers it up!!!!

Magnus: There is no such thing! Can you just listen when I tell you THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT!

8:32 am.

Aay: ok so say the earth isn't flat....

Magnus: FINALLY.

Aay: where's your proof that it's shaped like a ball neway?

Aay: what if it's like that 3d square thing

Magnus: Oh my god. No there is no way the earth is a cube.

8:38 am.

Magnus: THE EARTH IS NOT SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING PYRAMID!

Aay: ok then, what about a dinosaur?

Magnus: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE?

Aay: IT DOES!!!!!!!

Magnus: Please explain how the fuck the earth could possibly be shaped like a dinosaur?

Aay: sure!! 😊

8:44 am.

Magnus: Congratulations you just sent a whole six minutes worth of bullshit that made no sense.

Aay: but the earth changing shape to honour the dino's that died on it DOES make sense

Magnus: HOW!?

8:48 am.

Magnus: This was more tolerable when you were talking about actual shapes...

Aay: cylinder shaped earth

Magnus: Oh for fucks sake.

Magnus: At least it's a bit more logical than a dinosaur shaped planet.

8:55 am.

Aay: see!! so it could be cylinder or cone shaped!!!!!

Magnus: Oh I've fucking had it.

Private messages: Kurin - Riot.

Kurin: is it ending??

Riot: please it's been going for an hour now I hope it's ending

Kurin: yeah as funny as it is I am trying and failing so hard not to laugh so I don't get caught skipping class to watch this chaos

Riot: yeah lmao

Riot: WAIT LOLOLOL

Kurin: WHAT THE FUCK?

Riot: TO THE GC QUICK??

Kurin: UH YEAH

The second exit.

Magnus: Kurin I apologize.

Magnus added Kravitz to the group!

Aay: what y did u add Kurin's mom lol

Magnus: Because someone needs to tell you the earth isn't flat and clearly you don't believe me.

Kurin: Magnus what the hell

Magnus: I said sorry.

Riot: no you didn't you said "I apologize"

Magnus: Fuck off.

Magnus: Where have you two even been this whole time anyway?

Riot: watching the chat

Kurin: school but also watching the chat

Kravitz: Hello

Kravitz: What is this?

Kravitz: Kurin why are you texting in school?

Kurin: oh hi mom

Magnus: Aay doesn't believe the earth is a sphere.

Aay: bc it isn't!!!!

Riot: oh my goddddd lmaoo yeah

Riot: they've been arguing for an hour

Kravitz: What the hell

Kravitz: Aay knows the earth is round

Magnus: Are you sure about that?

Kravitz: Yeah he took geography and got pretty good marks in it last year before he left school

Aay: lol

Magnus: You're telling me Aay was pretending to be a flat earther?

Riot: not just a flat earther!! an every shape earther!!! dinosaur, cube, pyramid, cone, cylinder, hexagonal prism.... i could go on

Magnus: Don't. Please don't.

Magnus: Aay please explain.

Aay: get pranked lol

Aay: when me and kurin were hanging out yesterday he challenged me to find a way to annoy u sooo

Magnus: Kurin was in on this?

Kurin: yeah though I didn't know he was doing the whole flat earther thing just to annoy you until I double checked

Kurin: oh also I told Riot

Riot: ha get fucked Magnus

Magnus: I hate you all

Kravitz: I'm assuming I can leave now

Aay: ye

Kravitz: Also Kurin go to class

Kurin: how do you know I'm not already in class and texting under the table?

Kravitz: Because you sit at the front of your lesson 1 class today and the teacher would notice you texting and take your phone

Kravitz: So stop texting and go to class

Kurin: fine

Kurin: see y'all

Kravitz: Bye

Kravitz left the group!

Kurin: I'm not gonna go

Riot: LMAO WOW

Aay: haha nice

Kurin: I am gonna dissappear from the chat though, gonna watch YouTube

Magnus: I'm also going to leave because you all are annoying.

Riot: whatever I have to go too ig

Aay: lol ok c u guys im gonna go just vibe or something

1:18 pm.

Kurin: help the ao want me to hangout with them again

Riot: yeah no not helping

Kurin: why not?

Riot: because I think you should hangout with them tbh

Riot: stop being a loner

Riot: in the corner of the music room all alone :(((

Kurin: it's not called being a loner it's called being good at music

Riot: damn whatever

Riot: still go hangout with them or whatevs tell them you wanna go to the music room after you finish eating then you've hung out with the ao and you can still go be a loner in the music room

Kurin: that's a suprisingly good idea

Riot: ikr tho I don't think it's too surprising that I'd have a good idea.

Kurin: if you say so

Riot: just go already

Kurin: ok I'm going

Kurin: thanks for the advice/idea thing

Riot: it's fine