Saturday
Saturday 5:04 pm.
The second exit.
Kurin: it's a little concerning now no one's talked here yet today
Riot: I mean you're not wrong.
Aay: sory I'm trying to catch this cool bug in my room
Riot: why would there be a bug in your room? let alone in your house?
Aay: WAIT DO U GUYS NOT HAVE BUGS IN UR HOUSES..???
Magnus: Only my room, I have several. Mainly spiders.
Kurin: the lack of flies is because he got hungry and ate them all
Magnus: Top ten reasons why I hate you. Number one: this.
Kurin: on that note I have a few flies but never for long. my Venus flytrap is big and hungry
Riot: how do you live like that
Riot: I murder every bug I see they aint getting any mercy from me the minibeast slayer
Riot: you trespass in my house I get to evict you to the afterlife thats just how it is
Kurin: holy shit
Aay: u kill bugs?? :(((
Riot: well yeah obviously who doesn't.
Aay: but that's so cruel :[
Riot: no it isn't! and besides Kurin feeds them to his plant so how am I the cruel one here
Kurin: UH JOE NEEDS TO EAT YOU KNOW!??
Riot: ... you named your plant?
Kurin: yeah I named it Joe.
Riot: wtf kinda name is that
Aay: Joe mama
Aay: not the worst name doe
Kurin: Joe is a great name for a canivorius plant stfu
Riot: why Joe though?
Kurin: HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? HE IS DEFINITELY A JOE.
Aay: riot he has had worse names for plants than joe
Riot: like what?
Aay: stuart
Kurin: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT
Aay: we dont???
Kurin: no
Riot: would Aay have eaten Stuart?
Kurin: No the plant he ate was called Thomas
Aay: fuck off that ones still alive
Aay: u have a whole Instagram page for it
Kurin: um
Riot: HAHAHAHAHAH A PLANT INSTAGRAM
Magnus: It sounds ridiculous but I can't really judge I suppose.
Riot: MAGNUS HAS A PLANT INSTAGRAM TOO?
Kurin: YOU DO??
Aay: HE DOES
Magnus: No, I don't.
Riot: then why can't you judge lolol?
Magnus: I have a joint account with someone where we post photos of things around us.
Riot: wdym by that
Magnus: Skies, cities, landscapes, fields, people, flowers, trees, things like that.
Kurin: mayworldpictures?
Magnus: How the fuck?
Kurin: its slightly obvious and I'm pretty sure I can guess who runs it with you
Magnus: Petition for Kurin to shut the fuck up? Send 🖕 to sign.
Riot: 🖕
Aay: 🖕 :333
Kurin: wow rude
Kurin: anyway Ajit runs the account with you
Magnus: I'm throwing your Venus flytrap out the window.
Kurin: DON'T HURT JOE!!! PLANTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!!
Aay: on one hand joe dying would mean less flies get killed but on the other hand it'd set kurin on a murderous rampage so I'm torn here
Kurin: PLEASE DON'T HARM JOE HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS
Magnus: Are you seriously that fucking attached to a plant?
Kurin: ... maybe
Magnus: wow
Riot: well tbf if his plant Instagram is popular then I'd get why
Riot: even I'd be attached to a plant if it made me famous
Aay: bruh my pet rock will always be more famous than your plants
Riot: I don't even have a plant I'd make an Instagram for
Riot: wait hold on are you telling me?
Kurin: I can confirm he has a pet rock and has an Instagram for it
Riot: bruh I need to make an Instagram account for a plant or something too now don't I?
Magnus: No, only those two are weird enough to have those.
Riot: bitch you have a fucking Instagram account with Ajit where you post pictures of the sky and trees
Riot: TREES!!
Kurin: I'm sending pictures of all the greatest trees
Aay: no
Kurin: you'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Aay: absolutely not
Magnus: Stop quoting Dear Evan Hansen.
Kurin: would you prefer I quoted heather's, be more chill or mean girls then?
Magnus: none, I'd prefer you stop
Kurin: wicked it is!
Kurin: tell them how I am defying gravity
Kurin: I'm flying high, defying gravity
Kurin: oh someone just threw a rock through my window
Aay: wtf your window broke
Kurin: no it was open but what the fuck who did that?
Magnus: I told you I'm going to kill your fucking plant.
Kurin: well shit
Riot: Kurin do you want me to threaten to kidnap his sister again?
Kurin: oh that'd be great thanks!!
Aay: woah
Aay: oh gtg
Riot: why
Aay: evil plan
Aay: bye
Magnus: I should be concerned.
Kurin: probably idk
6:32 pm.
Riot: so like did Magnus ever kill Kurin's plants
Kurin: no
Riot: so your plants didn't get killed? damn
Kurin: it wouldn't have been funny Riot + he's like still here outside texting angrily on his phone so don't remind him of this
Riot: lol where's he typing to? it's not here
Magnus: Nunya.
Riot: ?
Magnus: Nunya business.
Kurin: wow I wonder where he got that phrase of speech from.. Could it possibly be from a member of the AO???
Riot: jfc he's texting Dan Kouzo?
Kurin: I think
Magnus: yeah I'm telling him to shut the fuck up
Kurin: ah shit another stone just got thrown through my window
Kurin: Magnus stop throwing fucking rocks through my window ffs
Kurin: that one hit me asshole
Magnus: yeah I'm leaving now I finally hit you with a rock
Riot: LMAO HE HIT YOU WITH A ROCK
Kurin: this is a cool rock actually wtf
Magnus: ...
Kurin: it's shaped like a guitar pick I bet I could use it for playing rock music
Riot: I hate you so much.
Magnus: bad joke Kurin
Kurin: well I thought it was funny.
Magnus: It wasn't.
Riot: it really wasn't lolol
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