Saturday

Saturday 5:04 pm.

The second exit.

Kurin: it's a little concerning now no one's talked here yet today

Riot: I mean you're not wrong.

Aay: sory I'm trying to catch this cool bug in my room

Riot: why would there be a bug in your room? let alone in your house?

Aay: WAIT DO U GUYS NOT HAVE BUGS IN UR HOUSES..???

Magnus: Only my room, I have several. Mainly spiders.

Kurin: the lack of flies is because he got hungry and ate them all

Magnus: Top ten reasons why I hate you. Number one: this.

Kurin: on that note I have a few flies but never for long. my Venus flytrap is big and hungry

Riot: how do you live like that

Riot: I murder every bug I see they aint getting any mercy from me the minibeast slayer

Riot: you trespass in my house I get to evict you to the afterlife thats just how it is

Kurin: holy shit

Aay: u kill bugs?? :(((

Riot: well yeah obviously who doesn't.

Aay: but that's so cruel :[

Riot: no it isn't! and besides Kurin feeds them to his plant so how am I the cruel one here

Kurin: UH JOE NEEDS TO EAT YOU KNOW!??

Riot: ... you named your plant?

Kurin: yeah I named it Joe.

Riot: wtf kinda name is that

Aay: Joe mama

Aay: not the worst name doe

Kurin: Joe is a great name for a canivorius plant stfu

Riot: why Joe though?

Kurin: HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? HE IS DEFINITELY A JOE.

Aay: riot he has had worse names for plants than joe

Riot: like what?

Aay: stuart

Kurin: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT

Aay: we dont???

Kurin: no

Riot: would Aay have eaten Stuart?

Kurin: No the plant he ate was called Thomas

Aay: fuck off that ones still alive

Aay: u have a whole Instagram page for it

Kurin: um

Riot: HAHAHAHAHAH A PLANT INSTAGRAM

Magnus: It sounds ridiculous but I can't really judge I suppose.

Riot: MAGNUS HAS A PLANT INSTAGRAM TOO?

Kurin: YOU DO??

Aay: HE DOES

Magnus: No, I don't.

Riot: then why can't you judge lolol?

Magnus: I have a joint account with someone where we post photos of things around us.

Riot: wdym by that

Magnus: Skies, cities, landscapes, fields, people, flowers, trees, things like that.

Kurin: mayworldpictures?

Magnus: How the fuck?

Kurin: its slightly obvious and I'm pretty sure I can guess who runs it with you

Magnus: Petition for Kurin to shut the fuck up? Send 🖕 to sign.

Riot: 🖕

Aay: 🖕 :333

Kurin: wow rude

Kurin: anyway Ajit runs the account with you

Magnus: I'm throwing your Venus flytrap out the window.

Kurin: DON'T HURT JOE!!! PLANTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!!

Aay: on one hand joe dying would mean less flies get killed but on the other hand it'd set kurin on a murderous rampage so I'm torn here

Kurin: PLEASE DON'T HARM JOE HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS

Magnus: Are you seriously that fucking attached to a plant?

Kurin: ... maybe

Magnus: wow

Riot: well tbf if his plant Instagram is popular then I'd get why

Riot: even I'd be attached to a plant if it made me famous

Aay: bruh my pet rock will always be more famous than your plants

Riot: I don't even have a plant I'd make an Instagram for

Riot: wait hold on are you telling me?

Kurin: I can confirm he has a pet rock and has an Instagram for it

Riot: bruh I need to make an Instagram account for a plant or something too now don't I?

Magnus: No, only those two are weird enough to have those.

Riot: bitch you have a fucking Instagram account with Ajit where you post pictures of the sky and trees

Riot: TREES!!

Kurin: I'm sending pictures of all the greatest trees

Aay: no

Kurin: you'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise

Aay: absolutely not

Magnus: Stop quoting Dear Evan Hansen.

Kurin: would you prefer I quoted heather's, be more chill or mean girls then?

Magnus: none, I'd prefer you stop

Kurin: wicked it is!

Kurin: tell them how I am defying gravity

Kurin: I'm flying high, defying gravity

Kurin: oh someone just threw a rock through my window

Aay: wtf your window broke

Kurin: no it was open but what the fuck who did that?

Magnus: I told you I'm going to kill your fucking plant.

Kurin: well shit

Riot: Kurin do you want me to threaten to kidnap his sister again?

Kurin: oh that'd be great thanks!!

Aay: woah

Aay: oh gtg

Riot: why

Aay: evil plan

Aay: bye

Magnus: I should be concerned.

Kurin: probably idk

6:32 pm.

Riot: so like did Magnus ever kill Kurin's plants

Kurin: no

Riot: so your plants didn't get killed? damn

Kurin: it wouldn't have been funny Riot + he's like still here outside texting angrily on his phone so don't remind him of this

Riot: lol where's he typing to? it's not here

Magnus: Nunya.

Riot: ?

Magnus: Nunya business.

Kurin: wow I wonder where he got that phrase of speech from.. Could it possibly be from a member of the AO???

Riot: jfc he's texting Dan Kouzo?

Kurin: I think

Magnus: yeah I'm telling him to shut the fuck up

Kurin: ah shit another stone just got thrown through my window

Kurin: Magnus stop throwing fucking rocks through my window ffs

Kurin: that one hit me asshole

Magnus: yeah I'm leaving now I finally hit you with a rock

Riot: LMAO HE HIT YOU WITH A ROCK

Kurin: this is a cool rock actually wtf

Magnus: ...

Kurin: it's shaped like a guitar pick I bet I could use it for playing rock music

Riot: I hate you so much.

Magnus: bad joke Kurin

Kurin: well I thought it was funny.

Magnus: It wasn't.

Riot: it really wasn't lolol

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