Monday 4:43 pm.

Kurin: no one go to the carpark in town

Kurin: seriously don't

Magnus: The big one?

Kurin: yeah especially you don't go

Magnus: I'm already there.

Kurin: oh for fuck's sake

Kurin: where are you? I don't see you

Magnus: 5th floor.

Kurin: omw

Monday 5:02 pm.

Riot: wtf are you two on about?

Kurin: some criminal thing/fight in the carpark idk what it is but it's funny

Magnus: There are two gangs fighting eachother.

Kurin: yeah that

Riot: why did you tell Magnus to stay away?

Kurin: he's an idiot when it comes to not getting involved with dangerous situations

Kurin: especially ones that involve criminals

Magnus: You can't count to ten, shut up.

Kurin: I can

Magnus: Do it right now in real life.

Riot: you can't voice record it?

Magnus: No need. He already failed.

Riot: LMAO I KNEW HE'D FAIL

Riot: I'M LITERALLY HALF YOUR AGE KURIN BUT I CAN COUNT TO TEN

Riot: it's so easy as well like even babies can do it

Riot: how do you not know???

Riot: ... why did Magnus just go offline 🤨

Riot: and Kurin's being a bitch and ignoring me

Riot: I see how it is then

Riot: seeya

Monday 6:17 pm.

Aay: yo i was at work what happened

Aay: i went on my phone and see "and kurins being a bitch and ignoring me"

Aay: was there a fight with u guys

Riot: Magnus and Kurin called eachother stupid I made fun of Kurin then got ignored by both of them

Aay: oh shitttt

Magnus: What the fuck? We weren't ignoring you.

Magnus: When Kurin miscounted up to ten he yelled out of anger and both gangs heard and thought we were backup for the gang they weren't a part of.

Aay: y didnt u just fight them like u normally would

Magnus: There was twelve of them, all older and also Kurin was there scared half to death...

Riot: so like what happened?

Magnus: We were just there for ages waiting for them to figure out we're not from either gang then just as one of them said something along the lines of "We should beat them up anyway as they're witnesses." We ran.

Riot: YOU ran away from a fight? 🤯

Magnus: Yeah because Kurin seemed likely to throw up from fear if we stayed there any longer.

Aay: lookin out 4 the sibling lol

Magnus: What?

Riot: so where is Kurin now anyways

Magnus: I think he's at his house, I last saw him about to go in there.

Riot: oh ok

Riot: I'm bored this is boring

Magnus: Well, find something to do.

Aay: oh shit breaks over see y'all

Riot: you're so fucking rude Magnus

Monday 7:04 pm.

Kurin: my phone was out of battery but I have returned now

Riot: omg you let your phone run out of battery?? what were you doing while it charged???

Kurin: reading

Kurin: speaking of did you all ever read choose your own adventure books or play that one Roblox game where you say words in response to prompts and a story is generated using them?

Magnus: I didn't have a childhood so no.

Aay: how can u read and right?

Magnus: Normally.

Aay: no liek how did u learn too

Magnus: I was taught.

Aay: by who

Magnus: Someone. Now shut up.

Kurin: whoever taught Magnus was clearly a better teacher than whoever taught you

Riot: legit

Magnus: Changing the subject, why did you ask that Kurin?

Kurin: could be fun to make up our own story here as serious or stupid as we want

Aay: what like rn

Kurin: yeah

Aay: o ok

Riot: sounds good

Magnus: I guess I can join in.

Kurin: sweet well I'll do the prompts and you all fill them in

Kurin: just last weekend in a place called

Aay: deez nuts

Kurin: there was a massive panic. the reason for this panic was

Magnus: A mysterious woman had appeared.

Kurin: she had introduced herself as

Aay: your mom

Kurin: everyone in town had ran away in fear screaming

Riot: toes

Kurin: but before they could get away properly she

Magnus: Brought out a gun and started to shoot people

Kurin: when she finally finished with the shooting all the people were left dead on the floor, she smiled, "time to leave deez nuts" she said, but before she could

Riot: some portal opened up

Kurin: and four people came out of it, their names were

Aay: joemamapp69

Riot: her royal highness the queen

Magnus: Dan Kouzo.

Riot: (wait lolol why him??)

Magnus: (This story has already killed off a whole town so I'm hoping it'll kill off Dan too.)

Riot: (oh)

Aay: y r u all talking in brackets

Kurin: (to show what we're saying isn't part of the story)

Aay: o

Kurin: and Ariana Grande. together they were the heroes that would stop your mom.

Kurin: once your mom was dead Joemamapp69 went back to their home world where they instantly

Magnus: Went and traumatized one of their classmates.

Kurin: her royal Highness the Queen went back to

Riot: living her life of luxury in the palace

Kurin: Ariana Grande resumed her tour and started singing for all the dead bodies and Dan was about to leave to go home when someone else appeared from the portal

Aay: none other than magnus black

Magnus: (Is this the part where I kill him?)

Kurin: when Dan sees Magnus he runs over and hugs him after Dan finally let's go Magnus says

Aay: lets take a romantic walk thru the town of dead ppl

Kurin: so they held hands and took a nice walk through the town and all the blood through the dead bodies while listening to Ariana Grande's music

Magnus: (What the fuck.)

Riot: (LMAOOOOOOO)

Kurin: eventually the two were about to go back to their world when...

Riot: Ash Ketchum from Pokémon appeared and challenged them to a Pokémon battle

Kurin: unfortunately Magnus and Dan didn't have pokemon to fight with so they

Aay: thought the Pokémon with their hands and fists

Kurin: this was working until they realised what Pokémon it was

Aay: pikachu

Kurin: Ash Ketchum called for Pikachu to use thunderbolt and

Riot: it was very effective

Riot: the opposing team fainted

Riot: Pikachu has won the battle

Kurin: as the two lay on the floor presumably dead Ash Ketchum laughed "that was a great battle don't ya think Pikachu?" then paused as he noticed something was wrong

Riot: oh what's this?

Riot: pikachu is evolving!

Kurin: Ash screamed

Aay: bc pikachu was gonna be a raichu nd he didn't want that

Kurin: luckily before it could evolve someone appeared out of nowhere and they had a gun which they had stolen from the dead your mom

Aay: this missterious person shot pikachu and BOOM! death

Kurin: Ash burst into tears "what was that for!?" and the person replied

Kurin: "you wanted it to stay a Pikachu so a Pikachu it shall stay now one last thing before I go. GIVE SOU THE GUN!"

Riot: he then shot Ash and left through a portal with the gun

Kurin: no one dared ever step foot in deez nuts ever again after that incident. and after Ariana left. only one living person was left there.

Aay: a man called your dad

Kurin: the end

Riot: OMG that was so much fun actually!!

Aay: yea!!!!!!

Magnus: I couldn't understand anything that happened after I appeared in the story.

Kurin: basically you and Dan tried to go on a romantic walk but then were killed by Ash Ketchum's Pikachu

Magnus: Who is Ash Ketchum and what is a Pikachu?

Aay: I'm gonan make him watch pokemon dw

Magnus: Seriously what is that?

Kurin: nvm for now

Riot: nah nah bc I really thought you were gonna annoy Magnus by making him and Dan kiss in the story

Kurin: I should've but killing them off was more fun and caused less anger from Magnus

Riot: but the anger would've been the funniest part!

Kurin: yeah but I didn't wanna deal with that

Riot: boring but fair

Sunday 10:43 pm.

Magnus: I just remembered what Pokémon is.

Kurin: wait bruh you knew but forgot?

Magnus: Yeah. I never watched it as we do not have a TV but I'd heard of it before.

Riot: illegal websites??

Magnus: Could never be bothered.

Kurin: fair, it doesn't seem like your kinda thing anyway

Riot: gotta agree there