Friday 1:17 pm.

The second exit.

Kurin: Aay wtf are you doing outside the school

Riot: what? Aay's outside your school??

Kurin: yeah he's just walking about here it's weird

Kurin: so far only me, Dan and Shun noticed but someone else is gonna see soon and it's worrying me in case he does something stupid

Riot: like what he did the other day with that "statue"

Kurin: DON'T REMIND ME.

Kurin: especially not while I'm at school people keep asking me if I know him because he's famous now for the statue and it's a pain. I don't want to be known as the guy who's friends with the guy who created a monstrosity of a statue

Riot: fair, I had to get Emily to stop asking about it

Magnus: Sometimes I forget you're friends with my sister...

Riot: ha

Kurin: okay wow, now Magnus is online and Aay still isn't?

Kurin: fucking hell

Magnus: Just tell Trey about it? Doesn't he go to your school too?

Kurin: no because he's been mad at Aay ever since people started asking him about his brother who made that statue and mad at me since I started directing people towards him to get them away from me

Riot: ooooohhh evil

Kurin: only slightly

Riot: he deserves it tbh

Kurin: yeah I mean it is partially revenge for him insulting me the other day because I called a chess piece by the wrong name

Magnus: I actually don't think I've ever met him.

Kurin: please never meet him, that's one interaction that I could do without

Riot: you'd be doing yourself a favour by not meeting him because you'd just argue with him

Riot: anyways

Riot: how did you guys even spot him? also you've been hanging out with the AO a lot 🤨

Kurin: hell if I know, Dan's the one who saw him. I'll ask

Magnus: Oh easy explanation then, all idiots have idiot detectors for when fellow idiots are around, Dan's must have gone off and sensed Aay.

Kurin: I'd like you to know Dan read that over my shoulder

Magnus: Okay.

Kurin: he says "fuck you, you're mean."

Magnus: Okay.

Riot: jesus. so when did you get so close with the ao again???

Kurin: Tuesday

Riot: and you're already letting them read your texts over your shoulder???

Riot: wow

Kurin:  I'm not letting then read it, Dan's just nosy as hell and is looking at my phone without me even realising until he made that comment about Magnus

Magnus: Which I was extremely offended by. I think I'm going to go offline and cry right now. Goodbye world and group chat.

Kurin: woah what a coincidence the second Magnus goes offline Dan gets a text from .??? I wonder who!!!

Riot: you're telling me he didn't block him?

Kurin: ah shit

Kurin: yeah

Magnus: And there goes my trust for you.

Kurin: yeah as if you trusted me in the first place

Magnus: .. True.

Riot: But he didn't block Dan???

Kurin: the text was actually a coincidence

Kurin: but no he didn't block him

Kurin: they had a deep conversation about texting styles apparently

Magnus: Is it too late to block you?

Magnus: Didn't think so.

Kurin: like you'd actually do that

Kurin: oh

Kurin: oh he did block me

Riot: DAMNNNNN

Riot: whatever

Riot: so is Aay still there or?

Kurin: actually no I don't think so

Kurin: I can't see him at all

Riot: oookayyyy thenn...

Riot: weird lol

Kurin: yeah it really is

2:34 pm.

Aay: :3

3:04 pm.

Kurin: what do you mean by that face Aay

Aay: nothin :33

Kurin: no seriously what do you mean

Aay: I mean :3

Riot: :4

Kurin: :1

Magnus: What the fuck?

Kurin: :1

Magnus: Oh I forgot, I blocked Kurin. Oh well.

Kurin: fuck you Magnus, you're worse than math class and that's saying something.

Aay: oh damn

Riot: you ok there??

Kurin: not since he suggested to Dan to ask me to show him how to play some music after school today and I was talking to him about it at lunch and he wants to learn the duck song but I hate the duck song and also I just got reminded that he's tone deaf and Magnus has blocked me because he's a little bitch so I can't even yell at him for this

Riot: Magnus unblock Kurin.

Magnus: Why should I?

Riot: I'll kidnap your sister and never let you see her again.

Magnus: He is unblocked.

Riot: thank you

Kurin: Riot you're a legend

Riot: ik

Aay: so why did magnus block kurin other than bc magnus is a little bitch?

Magnus: Who are you calling a little bitch?

Aay: u bc Kurin said it

Magnus: That block button is looking awfully tempting again now.

Riot: literally do not or I s2g I will kidnap her

Magnus: She's been kidnapped before and was fine so maybe I'll take the risk.

Riot: HANG ON

Riot: WHAT

Kurin: your sister got kidnapped? by who?

Aay: wtf huh

Kurin: when did this happen

Riot: WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS MAGNUS

Magnus: It was livestreamed. Everett Ray kidnapped her to battle her on a livestream a year ago and here I thought none of you got your asses off YouTube.

Aay: i only watch conspiracy theories tho....

Kurin: that reminds me I need to watch that video you sent me later

Kurin: I'd do it rn but thanks to SOMEONE I've got to teach Dan Kouzo to play the duck song.

Magnus: Oh, you're blaming that on me. Now I understand the little bitch comment.

Magnus: Well, just bitch would have made more sense, I'm taller than you.

Kurin: the little was a reference to your intelligence.

Riot: ok no um gonna have to side with Magnus on this one. you can't count to ten so you have no right to comment on intelligence

Aay: agreed but ill side with kurin anyways bc hes cooler

Magnus: Is this turning into a fight?

Kurin: No. definitely not. I'm not battling with my morals to teach tone deaf Dan the duck song then fighting you. that's too much

Kurin: it is turning into an argument though

Riot: y'all are gonna be cancelling eachother on twitter by tomorrow aren't you

Aay: they have twitter?

Riot: they'll probably get it for that sole purpose if they don't

Kurin: not happening. brb I have to go

Aay: wait where r you teaching him the duck song???

Magnus: He's offline already.

Magnus: I'm once again considering taking my chances with the block button.

4:12 pm.

Magnus: I'm guessing it's over since it says online next to your name Kurin.

Kurin: yeah it is

Magnus: How did it go?

Kurin: it was surprisingly fun, Dan's not as tone deaf as the others told me he was and we did not play the duck song

Riot: wait wtf you're acting like friends again what happened where's the twitter beef and the gc arguments and the hate and the blocking?

Kurin: been there done that got the t-shirt no need to continue with it

Magnus: Yeah, the argument's over.

Riot: well damn ok. glad you're friends again ig

Magnus: Obviously that was a lie as you wanted more arguing.

Riot: yeah it was a lie please go back to fighting

Kurin: no thanks, I'm trying to find some meme I saved to show Dan

Riot: heeeyyy do the ab have twitter..???

Kurin: probably?

Riot: brb

Magnus: Well this is going to end well.

Kurin: totally.

Kurin: twitter beef, what next? reddit?

Magnus: Obviously not, next would be Tumblr discorse, then Reddit. All those would take place after the Instagram arguments, the Wattpad hate comments and the Discord fights.

Kurin: discord fights = discord on discord.

Aay: discord from mlp listening to the song discord while participating in discord on the amazing app discord

Kurin: this is why you're never invited round anymore Aay

Aay: i thought that was bc of making a dn joke in front of your grandma

Kurin: oh yeah. that was the reason wasn't it

Kurin: ah well back to finding that meme

Magnus: You should check the comments on the Awesome Brawlers' Twitter, it's funnier than any meme.

Kurin: she didn't

Magnus: She did.

Riot: I did