Friday 1:23 pm.

Kurin: it's been quiet here, which is almost concerning after what happened here yesterday tbh

Magnus: Oh, I thought this place had died already.

Riot: LOL as if!!

Riot: probably quiet bc Aay's in the hospital

Kurin: no don't tell me he actually

Aay: broke arm

Magnus: How can you type then?

Aay: nose

Magnus: What the fuck.

Kurin: my fucking god

Kurin: I'd have been better off making friends with the fucking ao than you all

Riot: except you can't :)))

Magnus: Why are we talking about the AO?

Kurin: we're not anymore

Kurin: Aay, how the fuck did you break your arm?

Aay: bike

Aay: fell

Aay: ditch

Kurin: on purpose?

Aay: idk

Magnus: So remind me again, how are you this stupid?

Aay: idk

Kurin added Trey to the group!

Kurin: why is your brother so stupid

Trey: No one knows. At least it's obvious who got all the smart genes though.

Kurin: thanks for your input

Kurin removed Trey from the group!

Riot: oh

Magnus: Alright then.

Riot: hm so what now?

Magnus: We all let this group chat die.

Riot: not gonna happen

Riot: Kurin have you got anymore facts?

Kurin: yeah.

Kurin: fun fact. Aay is a fucking idiot

Magnus: I think everyone already knew that.

Kurin: but did you know he ate a bar of soap once?

Magnus: He fucking what?

Riot: wait what the fuck did he really????

Kurin: yes

Aay:👍

Riot: ewwww why??!

Kurin: Trey tricked him into doing it

Aay: Stop bullying me send

Aay: I'm using voice type now

Aay: Weirdest think you've ever eaten go

Kurin: leaves

Kurin: it was for a dare

Magnus: a bug ig

Riot: please say that was by accident

Magnus: Why would I have eaten a bug on purpose..?

Riot: idk for survival?

Magnus: ... If I needed to eat back then I would've stolen. Not eat bugs.

Riot: thank fuck

Riot: well I ate snails once

Kurin: what

Magnus: You ate snails yet you were weirded out by me eating a bug once...?

Riot: I have an explanation for this! you didn't even specify what type of bug you ate!!

Magnus: Oh, a fly.

Riot: riiigghttt well ok y'know how snails are like a common food in France well I went to a French restaurant right and because I didn't understand the menu and didn't wanna ask what anything meant I accidentally ordered snails

Riot: I ate like two before pretending I wasn't hungry so I could leave the rest

Kurin: Okay that was a lot less weird than I thought it'd be...

Magnus: Yeah that actually makes sense.

Aay: Yup but how did Magnum accidentally eat a fly

Magnus: ... What did you just call me?

Aay: Voice type sorry

Magnus: Oh. Well I was talking to my sister and it kind of just flew in my mouth and I didn't know what to do so I just swallowed it on impulse. Emily was torn between laughing and being concerned.

Kurin: I would've laughed

Riot: same tbh

Riot: anyway though, Aay what's the weirdest thing you've eaten??? I seriously doubt it was soap

Aay: No comment

Kurin: okay I'll just ask Trey and then pass on what he said to everyone else

Aay: Don't please

Kurin: just texted him

Aay: Fuck

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Friday 3:03 pm.

Aay: hey so it turns out my arm isn't broken

Kurin: wtf then why did you say it was

Aay: I thought a sprained wrist and a broken arm were the same??

Aay: also like I legit broke my pinkie finger

Magnus: Why do any of us talk to you.

Riot: well mostly because watching him do stupid shit is funny

Aay: >:{

Kurin: fuck this, I'm gonna go skateboarding

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Friday 4:49 pm.

Riot: HAHAHAHAHA

Riot: CAUGHT IN 4 FUCKING K

Kurin: I hate you I hate you I hate you

Magnus: What now?

Riot: oh you know :)

Magnus: I really have no clue

Aay: wait whatsup

Kurin: Riot is being annoying, goodbye

Riot: HEY AT LEAST I DIDN'T TELL THEM

Kurin: THE ONE GOOD THING YOUVE EVER DONE

Riot: asshole

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Friday 5:12 pm

Aay: ok so I'm really curious what is Kurin's secret??

Riot: tbh it's not even a secret like everyone in the park saw

Kurin: no thanks to you screaming with laughter

Riot: no, it's because you made such a scene, someone probably recorded it. it'll be all over the internet

Kurin: YOU FUCKING POSTED A VIDEO?

Riot: I recorded one but nah I won't post it. I'll just save it as blackmail

Kurin: words can't describe how much I hate you right now

Magnus: Question: What the hell is going on?

Riot: hmmmm should I tell them??

Kurin: whatever

Riot: ok so he fell forward off his skateboard into a bush in the middle of pinpoint park and he started screaming so many insults at the skateboard, the bush, the path and his shoes it was the fucking funniest thing

Kurin: yeah except it wasn't that funny

Magnus: Right, I see. Sounds like a normal enough occurance.

Kurin: fuck you, I am a great skateboarder, there was just a massive rock.

Magnus: Sure, whatever you say.

Aay: since we know what happened riot can send the video right?

Kurin: no.

Aay: dangit

Magnus: Changing the topic.

Magnus: If you found out you only had one day left to live what would you do?

Aay: are you asking for advice or is this hypothetical

Magnus: What do you fucking think?

Aay: idk. I'd do smthin illegal prolly

Kurin: lame

Kurin: I'd text ten people and say if you don't forward it to ten other people then I would die tomorrow

Riot: holy fuck that's good

Aay: can I change my answer

Magnus: No. Kurin wins.

Aay: fuck

Kurin: as the winner I am dragging you all to the garden centre tomorrow to help me find a new cactus

Riot: can't I'm busy

Kurin: ok well you'd be a pain anyway so I'm fine with that

Magnus: Is it too late to say Aay can change his answer?

Kurin: It is absolutely too late.

Magnus: Fuck.