Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

So I feel drunk, and I'm a 14 year old girl, and I have never gotten drunk, or had any liquor in my life. But if I'm really tired or something just goes wrong with my brain, I become a drunk.

My cat, Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden (aka Dresden), meowed and then I turned to him and meowed back like a weirdo. He meowed again, and I meowed back. Then at that time my dad looked at me and said something along the lines of, "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

i just responded with, "I think I'm drunk," and slid down the first two or three stairs.

Then I got a glass of milk, and put some chocolate sauce in it. Then I went downstairs, said gnight to my lil sis and all stuff, and walked back up the stairs.

I was just walking up the stairs and my leg started to hurt.

And you know what I did?

Yelled profanities at the top of my lungs.

You wanna know exactly what I said?

"BITCH. WHORE. MOTHER HUMPER. SHOVE A RUSTY SPORK, UP MY ASS!"

I literally dunno what is going on in my life anymore.

And now that everyone has found out Imma weirdo, and has now left the book, and has now gone to a galaxy far far away, I can start yelling profanities at the top of my lungs again!

BUTTS! I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS! FUCK YOU! AND YOU! AND YOUR DOG! Oh wait... I like your dog. Gimme him.

I mean... Oh... there's still people here.

UHHHH! SOWWY! I GO NOW!

Love you guys! ~Taba ^~^