That's Lucky

Season one Episode eleven: A Dirty Duo

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Lucky was shown putting his hat on as the instrumentals for the Ducktales reboot theme started playing. He then called over his friends with Patch looking at a Thunderbolt picture as he heard Lucky's name and ran over to him. Two-tone was designing some kind of dress when she ran over to him and Rolly was eating a donut when he did the same. The four of them then ran off together as the main theme, Farm Dogs, played.

A female voice began singing the theme song as Lucky and the others were shown moving to the farm with their family. "Life can be a tornado, here in, London. (Lucky and the others are shown playing in Hiccup Hole with Lucy nagging them) Naggers, (Cruella was shown to be devising an evil plan) psychos, (Lucky and the others were shown in an airplane with Lucky at the front seat) Airplanes, (Lucky and the others are shown finding a time machine) insane, but fun."

Lucky and the others were shown going back in time with Lucky in a Sherlock Holmes outfit as Two-tone rolled her eyes while smiling. "We can solve a mystery. (Lucky and the others are shown underwater in a temple with Lucky grabbing some kind of shard at the last second) Or remake history."

Lucky and the others were shown in some kind of classroom with Lucky singing and dancing. "Farm dogs, heck yeah! (Lucky and the others are shown with Pug yelling as Lucky whispers something to Patch, making them both laugh a bit) We may be kids, but we're not weak; (Lucky and the others are shown braving a snowstorm) Farm dogs, heck yeah! (Lucky is seen finding a cave for them to hide in and letting them all go in first) We can brave through, any trial; (Lucky walks in last and sighs of relief) farm dogs, heck yeah!"

Lucky and the others are shown admiring some treasure in some kind of dungeon as a dragon comes in and spots them. "There will be danger, (Lucky and the others see the dragon with the others being scared but Lucky putting on a brave face) out to find you. (Lucky pulls out a sword he found earlier and throws a sword straight at the dragon) There's a trial, (The dragon gets hit in the middle of its eyes) waiting (Lucky jumps onto the dragon's snout and grabs his sword) for you. (Lucky signals the others to leave, which they do, trusting Lucky can win) When it's there, just take it head on!"

Lucky and the others were running from Cruella as they raced on without their collars on. "Farm dogs, heck yeah! (Lucky grabs a rock and throws it at Cruella's car, hitting the wheel and making her crash) We will stand up, to save our friends; (Lucky and the others are shown with their collars on again as Lucky is shown admiring his butt in a mirror) farm dogs, heck yeah! (Patch is shown rolling his eyes while smiling as he watches Lucky do his thing) We won't ever, hate each other; (Lucky is shown to be climbing up to the fridge to get a cookie jar with Rolly watching inside and licking his lips with hope that Lucky will share them) farm dogs, heck yeah! (Lucky runs off with the cookie jar after Pongo and Perdita spot him with Rolly opening the window so he can escape) We will always, stand together."

Lucky and the others were shown running together as they all enjoyed themselves. "Farm dogs, heck yeah! (Dumpling comes by all lovey dovey for Lucky, who pushes her aside with a blunt look on his face) Tales that we, (Patch is shown looking at Thunderbolt with admiration as he runs ahead) will not forget, (Two-tone is shown looking encouraging Rolly to keep running since he was falling behind) no wasting time, (Rolly is shown wiping his forehead and dashing ahead at full speed) or losing pace, (Lucky is shown at the ledge with everyone else behind him as he looks over the cliff proudly) we're farm dogs, heck yeah!" That's Lucky is shown in the sun with Lucky still looking over the cliff proudly.

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Lucky and the other members of the Bark Brigade were in front of some kind of course with Pug explaining what it did while yelling as always. "Alright maggots! This course will test your speed, strength, and endurance! Whichever one of you failures gets to the end first will-" Pug was interrupted by a digging sound as a young Dalmatian with dirt all over him came up from below him. Pug jumped down from Diesel's head and started shouting at him. "Diesel! You know when the Bark Brigade starts their lessons! This course is-"

Pug looked at the course and saw that some of it was broken down, infuriating him as Diesel hopped out of the dirt and commented on it. "Oh, so that's what those wires were all about. (Chuckles a bit) Sorry Pug. Can't see where I'm going underground, ya know?"

"Ignorance is not an excuse!" Pug shouted, just as another Dalmatian popped out of the hole to see what was up, seeing Pug insult Diesel and being quite upset at the sight of it. "We don't need incompetent morons like you running around this place and breaking anything! (Diesel starts to feel hurt) If you wanna waste your pathetic life digging and being stupid then be my guest, unless you want your pathetic life to mean something! Unless you wanna be a worthless dirt obsessed maggot for the rest of your life!"

Diesel started to tear up, which made the other Dalmatian step in, quite upset with Pug's behavior. "Pug, you know Diesel isn't like Cadpig intelligence wise. You can't judge someone because of their density."

"I can judge someone however I like!" Pug shouted at the other Dalmatian, and then he looked back at Diesel and looked into his eyes. "What're you gonna do? Cry about it?"

Diesel sniffled a bit and made his reply, having his feelings badly damaged from Pug's harmful words. "Yeah. I...I WILL cry about it!"

Diesel ran off crying with the other Dalmatian running after him, leading to Lucky walking up to Pug with a blunt look on his face. "Not cool dude."

"Oh, like you'd know anything." Pug replied, not liking Lucky's tone with him. "You'd better give me one good reason I shouldn't have said what I said!"

"Becuase the worst crime ishaving one's life being compared to yours." Lucky shot back, walking off and leaving Pug infuriated as Lucky ignored his protests and demands to go comfort Diesel.

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Diesel was being comforted by the Dalmatian that popped up as Diesel accepted his head rub while still crying from earlier, but not as hard as before. The other Dalmatian wiped Diesel's tears away as Diesel looked up at him. "Caleb, was what Pug said true? Is my life worthless?"

Caleb hugged Diesel, knowing his life was anything but worthless, especially to him. "It'll never be worthless Diesel. (Pulls Diesel away) Pug's words don't mean a single thing. And it's not like you can control who you are."

Lucky came up to Caleb and Diesel and had a mudball, whistling and making the two look at him, only for Lucky to chuck the mudball at Diesel and make him laugh. Diesel started to cheer up from that mudball and Lucky walked in, fist bumping the two of them as Diesel responded to the mudball. "Thanks Lucky. I really needed that one."

"Exactly why I brought it along." Lucky replied, nad then he started talking about something that'd help Diesel with his situation. "Anyway, if you wanna throw Pug off guard, try playing mind games with him. Maybe do what I do and give him a decent comeback."

"Oh, I don't know if I can do that Lucky. I'm not good at thinking." Diesel suddenly cut a three second buffalo wing fart, releasing a green cloud that Caleb whiffed and enjoyed (phhhhht).

Lucky rolled his eyes while smiling at the quirks that both of his siblings were showing. "I noticed. (Pats Diesel's head) We'll start tomorrow at the next Bark Brigade lesson. That should be a good time to let it commence." Diesel smiled and nodded, grateful for Lucky taking the time to help him deal with Pug.

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The next day.

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Lucky and the other Bark Brigade cadets with Lucky nodding to Diesel as Pug walked up to him with some choice words. "Well well well. If it isn't the dense dirt loving loser who decided to ruin our course the other day." Diesel tried to ignore Pug's words, waiting for Lucky to give him the right words to use. "Alright dirtlife. Since you decided to do what you did the other day, I'll let YOU do the course first!"

Lucky whispered something to Diesel and he said it to Pug right after, hoping he would make Lucky proud. "Ya know Pug, I could do this course. I could give into your demand. But I'm not a bloody moron, and anyone who's smart enough to realize you're crazy is cool in my book. Meanwhile, your slaves, suck."

Pug flinched at Diesel's words and became enraged when he heard them, getting into his face and making him scared. "You think this is some kind of game you maggot!? You seem to forget the power I hold! You don't want to mess with that."

Lucky whispered something else to Diesel, making him less scared as he said the retort to Pug. "Then I suppose this course you set up isn't an obstecle course you would make on a playground. Because if you ask me, this is something you'd make in pre-school."

Pug tried his hardest not to blow a gasket and screamed even harder at Diesel. "You'd better stop this right now if you don't want to be suspended from the Bark Brigade!"

Lucky whispered one final comeback to Diesel, who said it proudly and with a smile. "Fine Pug. I'm sorry you're a braindead loser who lost all of his sanity when he decided to dedicate his worthless life to yelling at kids who aren't as experienced as him just so he can get the smallest drop of satisfaction in his black heart." Pug screamed at the top of his lungs and ran off, making the others impressed as Diesel whispered to Lucky. "Thanks Lucky. You're the best." Lucky nodded in response and was proud of Diesel for his work.

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Caleb and Diesel were walking around the farm as the two of them talked about how epic Diesel's comebacks were. "Wow Diesel. I've never seen anyone aside from Lucky make Pug run off to have one of his tantrums. He really does know his stuff."

"He certainly does Caleb." Diesel replied, agreeing entirely with how good Lucky was at the art of the comeback. "I have to get some more knowledge from him. I know I might forget it later on, being me and all, but I can at least use it to fight off the bullies without getting into a fist fight."

Caleb thought about how easy it would be to get the bullies off of their backs if Diesel's comebacks were good enough. "Yeah, they just might. Just make sure to keep them to a minimum." Diesel looked at Caleb with confusion, and when Caleb saw this, he assured Diesel he didn't mean anything bad. "I'm just saying that since Lucky's a lot more experienced at comebacks than you are, maybe we shouldn't abuse their power just yet."

Diesel understood what Caleb meant and nodded just as Mooch, Dipstick, and Whizzer were leaning on a fence as they saw the duo walking. Mooch walked up to the two and decided to mess with them a bit. "Well look who it is, the Dearly family's biggest gross out gags. Don't you two belong in a dumpster?"

Diesel thought about backing down for a moment, but then he decided to think of a good comeback to make, struggling to make it a good one. "If we belong in a dumpster, then you clearly belong in a...mental institution?"

"Oh, you did not go there." Mooch laughed as he grabbed Diesel by his collar, knowing he wasn't about to say that again. "You better take that back dirt boy. I don't take that kind of garbage from anyone, especially not losers like you."

Diesel decided to take another shot at the comeback train and smiled as he said what he thought up next. "Ya know Mooch, it's funny you say that. I've seen Lucky roast the living torture out of you plenty of times, so I guess you're more of a loser than he'll ever be."

Mooch threw Diesel onto the ground, making him a bit scared as Mooch pinned him down, forcing Caleb to try and step in. "Get off of him Mooch!"

Mooch smacked Caleb aside and Dipstick and Whizzer blocked him from Diesel, who Mooch proceeded to taunt. "You think you're a wisecracking sensation I see. Well I'll tell you this much. You're nothing but a worthless scumbag who has no reason to exist."

Diesel was hurt by the insult but he wasn't about to start crying just yet. He decided to take one final shot at making good comebacks towards Mooch and took out the best material he had. "Funny. You just described yourself perfectly." Mooch was surprised by Diesel's comeback and growled at him, leaving Diesel worried about what he was going to do to him. "Mommy?"

Mooch punched Diesel smack in the face and looked down at him with a glare. "You're gonna wish you were born without a mouth."

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Lucky was talking to Caleb and Diesel as Patch tending to Diesel's wounds up with Lucky explaining where Diesel went wrong. "Okay, so you got comebacks wrong. That's fine; not everyone can be a master instantly like I can." Lucky thought for a moment, feeling he should give Diesel another piece of advice and decided to do so. "So here's what you wanna do. Depending on what someone's like, you gotta strike there. If someone's smart, tell them they're spending their life on books. And if they're poor and pick a fight with you, tell them they're just too deppressed to see how worthless they are."

Diesel didn't know how he would be able to do that, feeling bad about the homeless part. "I don't know how I'd feel about that Lucky. (Patch puts a bandage on Diesel's leg) If he picks the fight then maybe, but I'd probably feel bad if I struck his homelife. What if I struck his diet?"

"Depends on whether or not he or she has anorexia." Lucky answered, and then he felt he should say something else on the matter. "And whatever you do, don't insult someone who's not getting in your way. Like, if someone's nice to you or they're not picking a fight with you, don't say anything cruel to them. That's crossing the line in terms of comebacks. Playful ones are fine if you feel like it, but not intentional insults."

Diesel nodded in understanding as Patch put one final bandage on the left side of Diesel's butt. "I don't even want to know what Mooch did back there." Diesel kept his mouth shut about that location, not wanting to disrespect Patch's wishes. "Oh, and if you need more comeback advice, you know Lucky's available." Diesel nodded and walked off with Caleb after hugging Lucky and Patch, grateful for the two's help.

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Caleb and Diesel were swimming in Hiccup Hole as Diesel made a giant splash with his paw right onto Richie. As the two were playing together, Diesel ended up landing a splash on Lucy right before she got in, angering her as she got in and swam up to Richie and Diesel. "You two have some nerve coming here and causing a ruckus."

Diesel was confused as to why Lucy was mad, but then saw that she was wet and caught onto it. "Whoa, sorry Lucy. Guess me and Caleb were playing a little rough out here. You know how kids can be."

"Oh, don't give me any of that 'I'm sorry' garbage." Lucy demanded, not buying Diesel's apology, even though his kindness was genuine. "You two get out of this pond and go home, or I'll be dealing with your parents!" Diesel didn't want to leave and let Caleb down with Caleb swimming up to him to stand beside him. Or in this case float beside him. "And I heard about your fight with Mooch. I'm not going to have blood in this pond."

Diesel got an idea on what he could use for a non-verbal comeback and spoke to Lucy with a smirk on his face. "Say Lucy. You know what SHOULD be in your pond?" Lucy raised an eyebrow with Diesel grunting as he ripped a five second rotten egg fart, making the water around him and Richie turn yellow (brrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuup). Lucy was disguisted by this and swam off in rage as Caleb and Diesel both laughed softly. "Gee, Lucky really knows how to handle people. I just started this and I got Lucy to leave in a fit of rage."

"And with my favorite fart scent to boot." Caleb whiffed the fart scent and sighed of relief upon it, knowing this comeback thing with Diesel was going to be a journey worth going on. "Make mroe fart comebacks like that and you just might be able to be on par with Lucky in terms of farts. And I could get used to that in no time." Diesel giggled a bit, knowing that he was right to be the best of friends with Richie.

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Caleb and Diesel were heading home just as the two noticed Pongo and Perdita speaking to Lucy about their little incident. Caleb was worried, but Diesel was a bit confused, wondering why Lucy was here and walked up to them. "Mom, dad, why are you talking to Lucy? She hates other animals."

"Oh, I think you know Diesel." Diesel raised an eyebrow with confusion, giving Perdita the idea that he'd forgotten what'd happened. "Oh, right. Well to help you get caught up, Lucy informed us of how you disrespected her at Hiccup Hole earlier. And you also, farted in the pond. I'd have to be Lucky when he jumped in there and had to smell that."

Diesel remembered that incident and had to admit he'd been trying to ignore it since it happened. "Oh yeah. Well did she tell you the part where she got into my faced after I apologized for splashing her?" Pongo and Perdita were surprised to hear this detail with Diesel looking at Lucy with a grin. "Yeah, I don't blame you for leaving that part out Lucy. It's clear telling on others is the only thing your life has going for it, so of course you'd be begging to yourself to make it last."

Lucy was quite shocked from this with Caleb commenting on how cold Diesel was with that comment as he walked with him. He wanted to praise Diesel, but at the same time he knew that calling Lucy's life worthless wasn't necessary in that situation. "Wow Diesel. That was uncalled for."

"Oh, give me a break Caleb. She started that fiasco." Diesel pointed out, leaving Caleb to wonder what was becoming of him. He loved Diesel, but he couldn't deny that something was happening with him.

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The next day.

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Caleb was looking for Diesel as he came across Lucky, who was playing on a handheld video game system with Patch sitting next to him. When Caleb walked up to them, he hoped they would know where Diesel was. "Um, Lucky, Patch? (Lucky and Patch look at Caleb) Do you guys know where Diesel is? We were supposed to hang out today and I can't find him."

Lucky paused his game, which was shown to be some kind of Pokemon game, and then he replied to Caleb's question. "Sorry dude. No clue." Lucky, Patch, and Caleb heard Mooch shouting and they wondered what it could be from. "Mooch might know though. The plot demands it after all."

Lucky, Patch, and Caleb walked over to Mooch and saw that he was screaming at Diesel. "You'd better take that back you dirt loving wimp! I'm not gonna take your trash, and you can say whatever you like because it's not gonna tell me otherwise!"

Diesel scoffed and laid down a sick comeback onto Mooch, finding that it would be quite effective with him. "I'm gonna tell you something Mooch. You can say any empty threat you like. I'm not gonna follow it. And that's because you're too stupid to follow through with it."

Mooch screamed at the top of his lungs and walked off, unable to deal with Diesel and leaving Lucky impressed. Lucky, Patch, and Caleb walked up to Diesel with Caleb seeming worried without anyone else being aware of that fact as Lucky praised Diesel on how he's improved. "Wow Diesel. You sure have made a lot of progress since your first lesson."

"Thanks to you Lucky, I just might be high up on the savage meter." Diesel implied with Caleb hoping Diesel wouldn't go too far with his comeback streak, wanting him to stay the dense yet kind hearted brother he's come to know and love.

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Caleb and Diesel were walking around town as Caleb tried to talk to Diesel about how he felt about his comeback ability. "Diesel, can we talk?" Diesel nodded to Caleb with a smile on his face, allowing Caleb to speak about whatever it was he wanted to talk about. "You know how you've been making a whole bunch of comebacks lately?"

"Yeah, it's loads of fun. What about it?" Diesel asked, showing his density quite well as he failed to see how worried Richie was for him.

"Well...I'm just worried you're gonna turn into a bit of a jerkhole with it." Diesel gave a confused look at what Caleb was saying as he then clarified what he meant. "I'm not saying you CAN'T do it. Heck, I love that you stood up to Lucy for us. I just think you telling Lucy her life was nearly worthless was a bit much. Okay, forget trying to sugarcoat it. It was a lot much. I hate her too, but that can sting anyone."

"Even Cruella?"

"Even Cruella."

Diesel started to think about what Caleb said and then he saw a junkyard, looking at Caleb with a smile on his face. "Mind if we play in this junkyard over here while I think about what you said?"

"Not at all. We all need some fun, even in deep thought." Caleb ran into the junkyard with Diesel and the two started to have a good time already. "Hey, wait up Diesel!"

"You'll have to catch me first Caleb!" Caleb and Diesel started laughing together as two glowing eyes were shown in a garbage pile, giving off a dangerous presence that awaited the two of them.

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Lucky was sneaking around the house as he looked into the kitchen, finding that there were no adults to be seen in there. After making sure the coast was clear, he walked over to the counter and hopped up onto it, and then he jumped up to the fridge with ease. He saw the cookie jar in his reach, and when he reached it and opened it up, he heard his phone ring after taking a chocolate chip cookie out. He got frustrated and took his phone out after seeing that it was Caleb. "Dang it Caleb. You couldn't have waited about half a minute longer to call?"

Lucky bit into his cookie as he let Caleb speak, hoping this was a good enough reason to let him get caught. "Well, ya see Lucky, it's kind of a life or death situation." Lucky flinched upon hearing those words, taking another bite of his cookie to let Caleb continue. "Me and Diesel went into this junkyard, and now this psychopathic Doberman wants to do something to us. He hasn't said what yet, but I hope it's not too vicious. I think you know I have weak pain tolerance."

Lucky took three more cookies out and closed the cookie jar, jumping down from the fridge and out of the window. "Don't worry Caleb. I'll be there as soon as I can." Lucky hung up and ran off, running into the barn and climbing up the ladder, and after grabbing his skateboard, he ran up to the ladder and slid down it. He then ran out of the barn and skated off, eating another cookie in the process before looking at the audience. "And if you're wondering how a dog can eat chocolate, real world logic doesn't apply to us. At least not all of it."

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Lucky arrived at the junkyard and got off his board, kicking it up and carrying it with him as he went into the junkyard. "Welp, this is the junkyard. Let's hope that Doberman didn't do anything to Caleb and Diesel yet." Lucky was walking around for a bit as the glowing eyes from before came in the same pile. A giant Doberman jumped out at Lucky, who backflipped away just in time and put his board away, which was thankfully easy since it could fold. "Alright dude. I don't want any trouble. Tell me where my brothers are and let them go."

"Ha! You sure are brave to get to the point with me kid." The Doberman circled around Lucky, who was ready for whatever this guy had to offer. "My name's Bust. Not Buster. He's my cousin. And I'm, you could say, the more vicious version of him. You've seen Lady and the Tramp 2, right?"

"Yeah, it's one of my favorite Disney sequels." Lucky replied, hoping Bust hadn't already hurt Caleb and Diesel. "Well my name's Lucky, and I guess you could say, I'm gonna make you look as dumb as you are."

Bust scoffed, feeling Lucky was too cocky for his own good, lunging at him with Lucky dodging just in time. "Kid, you don't have any idea who you're-" Lucky kicked Bust right on the butt, making him crash into a junk pile and get hit by a pipe. "Ow! Cheap shot!" Lucky punched Bust in the face with Bust aiming a punch at Lucky, who grabbed it with ease and gave a smirk to Bust. Bust growled and attempted to kick Lucky in his privates, only for Lucky to pin his hind leg down, kneeing him right in the stomach as he had an opening.

Lucky rolled back and threw Bust over him, making him faceplant right into a wooden plank at full force. Bust got up and glared at Lucky, who walked up to him and blocked his kick, making Bust wince as Lucky grabbed him by the face and pinned him to the ground, making him resort to taunting him. "You wanna know where your brothers are, huh!? Well to bad! I wouldn't tell you where they were if their lives depended on it! I hate them already!"

Bust started laughing with Lucky smirking as he felt a rumble in his stomach. "Your loss." Lucky placed is butt right inside Bust's mouth, enduring the bite marks he got as he then ripped a loud and bassy ten second rotten egg fart, hitting Bust's insides with a yellow cloud (BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP). Lucky got off of Bust, who was completely passed out as Lucky got the key off of him. "My butt may be hot, but that doesn't mean it can't let off a dirty stench." Lucky ran off to find where Caleb and Diesel were hidden.

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Ten minutes later.

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Lucky had finally found where Caleb and Diesel were captured with the key opening the door perfectly and allowing him to enter. When he saw Caleb and Diesel tied up, he ran over to them, picking up a dagger off of the floor and jumping up to them. He sliced off their chains in one swipe and grabbed them after dropping the dagger, landing perfectly as he set them down, making sure Diesel didn't touch the dagger, since it was on his side. "Are you guys okay? What did that Bust dude want with you? Is he just crazy or something?"

Caleb breathed heavily, glad Lucky came when he did. "We don't actually know Lucky. He said something about cutting us and drinking our blood, and I think that's too dark for the fans to see, at least in the first season anyway."

"I tried to hit him with some comebacks, but that just seemed to make him angrier. He wasn't hurt at all." Diesel replied, feeling like he let himself and Caleb down. "I was hoping he'd come back with an ice cream truck." Bust burst into the room with Diesel being dissapointed at the lack of ice cream. "No ice cream then? Well we took your dagger, whatever that was for. I don't remember."

"I was going to cut you brats!" Bust walked up to the three with Lucky standing in front of them with bust coughing a bit. "You're lucky you didn't kill me you mutt. I'm just glad I have a strong pain tolerance."

Lucky walked up to Bust and opened up some kind of chamber that was next to them, grabbing Bust's paw as he gave him a savage remark. "That explains how you were able to keep yourself from committing suicide. (Gives a sly grin to Bust) Even though that'd be the better option." Bust was suddenly hurt by that remark with Lucky roundhouse kicking him into the chamber, making him scream as he fell down. Caleb and Diesel walked up to him as Lucky claimed his fate. "I doubt he's dead. If he can survive me farting in his mouth he can survive falling."

Lucky, Caleb, and Diesel walked off with Richie stating his proudness in Lucky. "You rock Lucky. I also wish I could've been there to smell that fart." Lucky stepped in front of Caleb, allowing him to smell his butt to get the fart scent, loving the eggy scent.

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Lucky, Caleb, and Diesel arrived back at the farm with Patch checking for any wounds they might have gotten. Diesel started to wonder how well he was at comebacks if they couldn't hurt Bust, looking at Lucky to see what he thought. "Ya know Lucky, I've been thinking about something since you saved us. Surprising, I know. But if I can't hurt Bust with good comebacks, you think it's possible...I forgot what I was gonna say next."

Lucky chuckled a bit with Caleb patting Diesel's head with Lucky explaining the art of comebacks. "Diesel, the art of the comeback isn't something that one is meant to use, or something they're meant to master. If they're good at it, they can eventually master it, and that can take practice for some." Diesel started to think about Lucky's words with Lucky giving Diesel a word of advice. "Take this into account. If you know someone well enough to start using comebacks on them, do it. But only if they deserve it. And if mandatory, rip into their most brutal secrets."

Diesel nodded in understanding, catching onto what Lucky did with Bust back there. "Is that what you did with Bust back there? You sure hurt him better than I did."

"That's called a master taunt. You can only use those if you know what to say." Lucky explained, finding that Diesel still had some work to do before he mastered comebacks. "You'll get there one day dude. And if you can get past that denseness, you just might become as good as me."

Diesel nodded in understanding and then thought about what Caleb said earlier, feeling he should take a break from this for a bit. "If it's alright with you Lucky, I think I should wait a bit before I continue comeback training. I'll use what I have now, and see if I can improve upon it."

Lucky understood Diesel's intentions and decided not to pester him about it, knowing he would come back at the right moment. "Fair enough. Just keep in mind that you can't hide from my skills forever. You'll see them at pretty much any point in time an adult tries to punish me unfairly. And then, I break them down." Caleb and Diesel chuckled a bit, knowing Lucky all too well to not love his style.

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The next day.

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Lucky and the others were at Fart School for the Gifted, aka, the new name for the Bark Brigade school, yes, it was made official, with Mooch entering class. When he walked up to Diesel, he got up into his face and gave him a little threat of his. "Listen here Diesel. If you don't take back what you said to me the other day, I'm gonna beat you up so hard in front of everyone that you're gonna regret ever being born."

Diesel smirked as he gave a comeback to what Mooch just said, this time knowing exactly what to say. "Well everyone here hates you, so I think you'll just speed up the inevitable of them going to beat you up." Mooch flinched and growled as he walked off, knowing this time with Diesel wasn't over. Although Diesel wanted to keep playing with Mooch, since he now loved making comebacks, he knew Lucky was Mooch's main target. Diesel looked over at Caleb, who smiled and nodded to him with proudness, glad he was best friends with him.

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Lucky was watching Caleb and Diesel playing in the mud together, smiling upon the fact that he was able to help them. Patch walked up to him and looked outside with him, glad that Lucky was able to help Diesel out. "Ya know Lucky, even though those two just debuted in the show, I think we'll have a great time with them."

"Same here Patch." Lucky and Patch walked over to the couch with Lucky turning on his video games for them to play. "And it was great to help them out. Even if they got caught by Bust, albiet by Diesel's air-headed nature. Caleb mentioned how it was Diesel's idea."

Patch nodded in understanding with Pongo calling up to Lucky with a sly sounding voice. "Oh Lucky! The cookie guardian would like to speak with you about the cookie jar!" Lucky shrugged and started playing a game with Patch as the screen faded to black, ending the episode off.

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An instrumental version of the main theme played during the credits with some of the adventures of Lucky and his friends being shown.