I was tagged by both RedPandaWorld and GeekoTreecko to do this. GT said they wanted to see my sarcastic humor at work. Too bad, you just initiated my trap card of a long train of bad Model United Nation joke! And by jokes, I mean pick-up lines.

All of you have been warned as only two of these are clean.

Anyway, I motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece!

...I said you were warned...

Lol, as I was writing this, Sheare tagged me. Hi. Maybe you'll appreciate my pick-up lines. Ya better, because I'm totally dragging you into a bunch of them.

1. Do you have a crush on anybody? If so, who?

This is where I admit some long-standing crush I never had, or maybe a squish, but you know what?

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I'm so sorry for what's about to happen, but I need to use all these lines on someone.

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I motion for an unmoderated caucus, one-on-one.

For a third-world country, you're pretty well-developed.

You can lift my sanctions any day!

Can I put missiles in your country?

Can I moderate your caucus?

Are you a topic? Because I'd love to table you.

You're my point of personal inquiry.

I hope that gavel's not the only thing you're willing to bang.

My lips are weapons of mass destruction. Would you care to dismantle them?

I'd like to motion you to the floor.

I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus... in your pants.

After we table the topic, how about I table you?

The Security Council passed a resolution urging you and I to be together.

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you're a member of the delegation from Heaven.

Let's create an alliance.. in private.

I'd send my taskforce to your neutral zone.

If you were a country, I'd move there to be in you.

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I'm sorry, please don't hate me. I try my best to make these things funny...

Yes, the entire point of this question was to put in some pick-up lines, fuck, that was the point of this whole tag!

2. What do you look for in a significant other? 

Well, let me just say, remember guys, it's not the length of the caucus that counts... it's what you do with it.

There's my one line for this one.

Fun story, actually, my math teacher and the math teacher in the room next to her made this survey thing where they asked us a bunch of questions about what we looked for in others and things about ourselves to pair us all up with each other. Yes, this happened in school. This happened two weeks ago, it's Valentine's day, and I still don't know what it's for.

Here are some actual things I guess...

Honesty. I can't take the idea of people lying to me or hiding things. I need to know what's happening around me, *cue a political rant here*, and it drives me crazy to know that information is being hidden from me. Yes, I'm a control freak.

Intelligence. I'm going to be this asshole right now, alright? I cannot date someone who has a lower-level intelligence than me. I don't care if they meet every other category, if they can't understand me when I'm explaining something, I can't deal with them, as after several repeated occasions of this happening, I'll get pissed off beyond absolute belief. 

I don't mean that they need to school-smart on my level. If someone has a lower level of book-smartness but high emotional intelligence, I'm fine. Basically, they just need to get me... Or at least can pretend they can, lol.

Someone with a sense of humor is preferable. Someone who can make me laugh is better. Someone who can tolerate my shitty jokes is best.

Someone who can tolerate my shit (and other's shit), in general, is best.

Oddly enough, I can take it if someone is occasionally rude. I can't deal with it if someone is constantly an asshole, but I don't need someone to be overly nice. In fact, I hate it when people are just nice all the time to people-pleasing extents. It comes off as extraordinarily fake and annoying. I think kindness mixed with targeted teasing makes for better relationships, as building relationships off of being the other's self-confidence is going to fail.

Says someone who has never been in a relationship and probably never will. Hah...

Uh, good things come in threes, but this is four, and I want to make it five so it's odd. Uh. 

I would prefer if someone also gave a shit about the world around them. I just don't get people who are politically apathetic, and I don't think I could live with one for my whole life.

Yeah, I'm picky. I know. This is why I'll die alone surround and survived by nine cats. 

3. Who is your fake crush?

...I think I'm the only person on the internet that doesn't want to unmoderate an anime character's caucus...

Lol, I'm sorry.

It's true, though, I just don't have any crushes on fictional characters because none of them are real people with little quirks only I can experience. 

...If that makes sense...

4. What can you accept about a person?

I'd like to say quite a bit. If we're talking just normal acquaintances and not relationships (romantic or platonic), I can deal with everything.

...Bar white-supremacists and arrogant and violent people in general.

Jokes aside, I can deal with everything, and yes, I'm including Trump voters. My general policy is live and let live and that nobody truly knows what another person is going through so one should not judge when it comes to this shit.

But don't worry guys, "You can lift my sanctions any day!" ;D

"If you're as long as the speaker's list, meet me in the bathroom!"  ;)))))))) (dat octet chin tho)

Not really, please don't send me sexual comments, I'm legally a minor.

5. What qualities of a person can you not tolerate?

Is that a placard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?   

I'm sorry, I had to put that somewhere, lol.

Uh... Arrogance... People who are overly nice to the point it seems fake... And people who can't stop looking at their phones while eating with me. This actually pisses me off the most, lol, and I'm not old enough to be a crotchy old person...

6. Where would your first date be?

I...

A restaurant. I'm boring. 

I find most good conversation happens over food, as there's not much else to do with the other person. I would want to get to know a person if I didn't already, which talking is great for. Even if I did know them, communal eating is fun, lol.

7. What's your favorite cliché romance scene?

Believe it or not, I don't consume much romance outside of the first three episodes of a K-Drama (any more than that would make me want to strangle them all) so I don't really know what's cliché and what isn't.

I think the grabbing by the wrist shit is hilarious. It has been the conduit for making P.E. warm-ups so much better when a group of friends and I will grab each other's wrist and spin in circles when we're supposed to be jogging around.

I kind of like the whole hug from behind thing too, especially when it's slightly subverted when the person being hugged basically has the reaction of, "Dude, what the hell? That's creepy as fuck!"

But, uh, dem pick-up lines!

If you were a gavel, I would bang you all night. ;DDDDDD  

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Some tags (please don't feel like you have to do it if you don't want),
UnisonRaider
izayoix
ArcEevee
SGmijumaru
PumpknHead

I, uh, think that was enough for tonight. Expect an update soon with a political rant about "RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA HACKED THE ELECTION, *SCREEEEEECH*"

Yes, that'll be the actual title. So, uh, if you're into this kinda stuff, you have something to look forward to, and if you don't, well... I'm sorry, bear with me for a moment and I'll go back to dumb memes soon.