Katsuki POV:

When I finally got back to my dorm, I flopped on my bed. My head was pounding, no doubt a headache just waiting to happen. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a few boxes that weren't there before. Getting up, I winced and walked over to them. I hesitantly pull open the flaps and breathed a sigh of relief.

Me: Thank god. It was just mail.

Wait... If it's mail...

How did they get in my room?

I'm the only one with a key.

Me: Ok... Calm down Katsuki, don't jump to conclusions. You probably brought it in this morning an forgot. Yeah, that's it.

I finally got back to my bed and took a few deep breaths, my heart was beating against my rib cage as I noticed the glimmer in the corner of my room. It was a camera, what was it doing in my room? Just as I was about to move, my head pounded even more. All of a sudden, my vision became blurry.

Me: When the hell did I get drugged?

I tried to get up, but blood leaking out of my mouth made me stop and look down in fear. This has never happened before. My regeneration made this kind of thing impossible. I held my stomach and fell as more blood was forced from my mouth.

The sound of a door opening made me look up weakly. Psychotic laughing filled my ears. I didn't even get to say anything, because I blacked out, blood still flowing from my mouth.

*Timeskip brought to you by cookie monster*

Me: Ugggghhh, what the fuck? Who in the hell tried to drug me and then run a car over my dead body to bring me back to life?

My voice echoed around me as I raised my head. When I tried to move my arms, I was shocked to notice that they were tied up same with my feet.

Me: What in the hell?

My attention was grabbed by a creak from a rusty old door. A light was turned on and I nearly gagged at the person? In front of me.

Me: Who are you crusty?

The man stared at me, his red eyes burning holes into me. I tried to shift my body but the chains and ropes were too strong.

???: You're Katsuki Bakugou right?

His voice sent bad chills up my spine, why did he sound like that? Is he ok? I think I have some lotion in my room, and some lip balm...

Me: It is I, but I must ask. Why am I here? Who are you? Do you need lip balm by any chance? Lotion, ever heard of it?

His fists shook with anger and he glared at me. I gulped and shrunk back, normally people who have kidnapped me in the past laughed when I insulted them. This dude is different.

???: Well, Katsuki- I am Tomura. As for why you're here. We need you to catch one Izuku Midoriya.

I counted off how much of my questions he answered, my eyes squinted as I thought about why he needs me for Midoriya.

Me: You didn't answer two of my questions, and why would you need me for the insomniac? He's just an acquaintance who I would like to get to know better, who rarely sleeps.

I watch in pure satisfaction as he stared at me in confusion. Taking a deep breath I exhaled with a smile as Tomura gripped his hair and scratched his neck.

Me: Dude listen, I'm of no use you, if you wanted to get him here, you should have used his friends and why would he even come here? We barely even had a conversation in the past few days!!

Why am I lying?

Tomura: Well, who are his friends? And if you both aren't remotely close, why would he be talking to you only for the last few days?!

Leaning back as much as I can, my mouth twisted itself into a smirk. His confusion is my entertainment. Tomura banged his head against the wall and groaned before finally looking back at me. I wiped the smirk off my face and stared at him with 'innocent' eyes.

Tomura: Just tell me the names of his friends and then I'll let you go.

Me: Tell me what you want with him first then I'll consider it.

Tomura: You go first, I asked first!

Me: Well, I asked second, so you go first!

Tomura: That's not how this thing goes!

Me: Well then you won't get an answer out of my Crusty McCrust.

I grinned as his face contorted and he glared at me, scratching his neck once more.

Tomura: AAAaaaaaaaaarrrrgghhh, fine! He's my enemy! I want to kill him! He keeps on sabotaging my plans and I've finally had enough!

Me: Oh, that's rough buddy. What'd he do? Take your coffee? Not sleep? Go on enlighten me.

Tomura: Well he-

The crusty man was interrupted by the roof caving in and bug boy as I called him dropped in.

Tomura: You fucking NPC! You finally decided to show up huh?

Izu: Well nice to see you too crusty rusty fairy! Missed me? I sure missed you and your goddamn nomus.

Me: Ooooh, you're about to get you ass beat Crusty McCrust!!

Izu: Oh he sure does after all he is all alone here. No Kurogiri, no Dabi and no Toga.

Tomura: What did you do Izuku!

Izu: Oh we on first name basis now Crusty? I never knew you liked playing with me this much.

Me: Izuku... Ok, that was unexpected.

Tomura: So, you didn't know?

Me: Well, he never told me and I clearly asked you why you kidnapped me.

Izuku: Oh he doesn't know anything about me! So shall we dance? Oh and I got the others arrested already. Can't believe they were so dumb to follow me.

Me: That sounds sexy by the way Bug boy!

He groaned and both of them stared at me. I shrugged my shoulders and smiled.

Izuku: Really now?

Me: We'll talk later, for now, beat his ass Bug boy!