That "awkward" moment when you walk through metal detectors at an airport and your abs of steel set it off.

....

*^* Oops?

metal detector: *goes off as I walk through*

me: *^* heh. sorry, m8. I work out too much. Those ratatattas (I totally spelt that right. ;3) ain't gonna catch themselves.. ;D

metal detector: ... >.>

me: *struts around*

metal detector: dude.. no.

me: T^T Hmph..

metal detector: you have problems..

me: says the talking metal detector.. *^*

metal detector: >.>

me: T^T ~~~~~~ *wiggles away* ~~~~~~

metal detector: o.O ...