That moment when your pick up line literally makes them run away screaming.

Well, it wasn't really a pick up line...

Here, just let me explain.

So during lunch today, my girlfriend said they were cold. So I gave them the coat I was wearing to wear throughout lunch. As we were walking to the P.E. room, thing, whatever it is, they said they were gonna keep it. I told them no because it was the only coat I had. They then said that they would keep it on unless I made them take it off.

Yeah I don't have the cleanest mind.

As I was sitting there laughing my butt off, Ender was just sitting there confused. (their mind isn't as bad, sometimes) They asked me what was wrong and I told them to think of it differently. They got all flustered and stuff. So then I went to my gym locker and grabbed my clothes and while walking past them I said something I don't know if I'm proud of, or want to die because I said it. I said: "I may just take you up on that offer."

And then they ran away screaming.

Yeah Flame, this is what I wanted to tell you during dance

Ok, end of story time :b