Ughhhh I can't sleep

I thought you were tired?

I am...

Then go to sleep!

But I can't

Why not?

Well, I slept earlier so my body is exhausted

That makes no sense whatsoever

Well, you know when you've slept a lot but you were really warm and not exactly sleeping. Like it felt like you were sleeping but you're also very conscious?

Totally...

And once you wake up you feel even more tired than before you went to sleep? 

Why are you asking me this? I'm literally just a voice in your head 

Shhhhhhh.... 

*rolls make-believe eyes*

Anyway, where was I? Right. You feel even more tired than before but when you go to get more sleep, because you're still tired, you just can't get comfortable or get your eyes to close because it feels like you're oversleeping and you get all fatigued but you're tired but it just feels wrong. 

Uhuh...

That's what I'm feeling

Here just imagine this... *describes serene scene*

. . .

That would make an awesome poem!  I have to write it down!!

Hey! You're supposed to be sleeping

There's no time for something as trivial as sleep! 

Ugh fine. Don't blame me if you're too tired to function tomorrow 

That won't happen

* In the morning *

I'm so dead....

Told you so.