Spider-Man @webslinger

Shuri @Wakanda4evs 

Are you free-falling while taking a selfie??? awesomeee

Spider-Man @webslinger

yesmaam fr highlight of my day 

Clint @hawkeye2016✓

have fun? don't die??

Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam✓

 Kid, new rule: no free falling from the top of the Avengers tower

Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam✓

I don't appreciate being screamed at by your aunt 

Spider-Man @webslinger

ugh boomer

Spider-Man @webslinger

 you're no fun :(

Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam✓

maybe I won't have to make so many rules if you stop nearly killing yourself

Spider-Man @webslinger

I didn't nearly kill myself- anyways, I'm on my way to free fall off of the Chrysler Building since I can't do it off of the Avengers tower. 

Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam✓

no- Kid if you do that, im taking away your suit

Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam✓

 he's already gone, isn't he?

Clint @hawkeye2016✓

tough luck, stark. just let the kid have a bit of fun

Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam✓

Fun? he's free falling off of the CHRYSLER BUILDING-

Clint @hawkeye2016✓

yes.

Clint @hawkeye2016✓

ur point?

Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam✓

>:(

Clint @hawkeye2016✓

wow... how mature

Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam✓

screw off

Clint @hawkeye2016✓

calm down old man 

ThEy WeRe RoOmAtEs    @frllzzzb

The avengers being dads to Spidey is what I live for

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Spider-Man: heyoo

Spider-Man: I just got back from free falling off of the Chrysler Building lol

Tony: Kid, what?

Clint: That sounds like fun

Steve: No, Clint, it doesn't. Spiderman, do NOT free fall off of buildings. that's an order

Spider-Man: and why exactly should I take orders from a 90 year old popsicle?

Spider-Man: wowza ur older than my grandad pfff

Sam: I love this kid

Natasha: Spidey, are you sure that you are safe while free falling?

Steve: safe?

Steve: while free falling?

Steve: am I the only one in this tower with actual common sense?

Spider-Man: Yes ma'am! I make sure that I catch myself with a web at least 50 feet before I hit the ground

Natasha: Ok, then you may continue free-falling in the future, if you do it safely

Spider-Man: YAY! Thank you!!!!

Clint: I swear, this kid is too adorable.

Clint: and that's coming from a father of three-

Scott: he's free-falling off of a building...

Steve: That cant be safe

Bruce: i'm gone for a few years in space, and while I'm gone, you guys somehow get a Spiderman and an Ant-Man?

Spider-Man: OHMYGOSH!!! ITS BRUCE BANNER!!!!!

Bruce: Fan of the hulk, are you?

 Bruce: sorry kid, but the big guy won't be coming out today.

Spider-Man: No, YOU'RE LIKE THE BEST SCIENTIST EVER!!! IVE READ ALL OF YOUR BOOKsssss

Clint: Looks like you've got a fan, greenie

Bruce: Kid, how high is your IQ?

Clint: is that a normal thing now-

Clint: we just ask strangers for their IQ?

Scott: r u still trying to find logic in these conversations?

Scott: I gave up a long time ago

Spider-Man: 251, why?

Bruce: 251?

Bruce: how the-

Bruce: that's almost the same as mine??

Spider-Man: Nah, there is no way 

Tony: It's true, kid. my IQ is 261, and Bruce's is 254

Steve: Stark! we are in the middle of a battle. get off your phone now.

Tony: I'm in the middle of a conversation with Spidey rn. plus, I can text Spidey while fighting

Steve: STARK! I don't care if you think that you can text and fight at the same time! Spidey can wait

Spider-Man: woah wait

Spider-Man: You guys are in a battle? 

Spider-Man: can I help!?

Steve: Spidey, pls just go help your parents or some neighbor right now. the adults can handle this one. 

Natasha: shut up Steve

Spider-Man: Sure, I'll go to their graves after school :)

Clint: I love this kid so much yall don't understand

Steve: it was a phrase kid

Spider-Man: still insensitive...

Steve: get over it, seriously

Steve: leave Stark alone for twenty minutes, will you?

Steve: we're in the middle of a battle, and we don't need you as a distraction right now

Tony: Spidey isn't a distraction icicle.

Clint: I second this

Scott: u gonna apologize for the whole parents thing or...

Sam: was wondering that too

Steve: why should I?

Steve: spider-man's over it now, it'd just be bringing up past arguments

Steve: now get off your phones.

Spider-Man: what if I said I wasn't over it?

 Steve: spider-man. be quiet. please.

Clint: srsly, that's ur response??

Scott: Why cant you just say sorry man?

Scott: you kinda did just tell an orphan kid whos definitely under 23 to help his dead parents

Steve: this isn't even that big of a deal-

Tony: just apologize?

Steve: you know what?

Steve: I'm done here

Steve: focus on the battle

4:28pm- Steve had gone offline

Clint: he seriously didnt appoligize-

Scott: talk about a major pride move

4:29pm-Spider-Man had gone offline

Clint: man now spidey's hurt as well

4:30pm-Clint had gone offline

Natasha: sleep with one eye open tonight rogers

4:30pm-Natasha had gone offline

Tony: I just checked his vitals through his suit tracker, and the kid is having a panic attack. you're dead, Rodgers

4:30pm-Tony had gone offline

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A/N: Should I make Steve a hated or liked character in this story? I'll update in two weeks!