Spider-Man webslinger

Good morning, Twitter! In a few seconds, im going to go live and answer a few Q&A questions with Shuri.

Flash T. hundredyarddash

ayyyyyy

Spider-Man Started a live video 9:45AM

Peter appears on the screen in his a pair of sweatpants, (mask on of course) and an MIT sweatshirt over it, with Shuri seated next to him.

"Hello everyone!", Peter greets, clapping his hand's together, "as I said on my Twitter this morning, Shuri and I are going to do a Q&A."

Shuri picks up a jar full of folded pieces of paper, holding it up to the camera to show the viewers, "in this jar, we have written down all of the questions that we have been asked over Instagram and Twitter. We will take turns answering them."

"I'll go first", Peter decides, reaching into the jar, grabbing the first piece of folded up scratch paper

"Is spiderman Tony Stark's son?"

" I don't know, am I?", asked Peter, feigning confusion, tilting his head to the side for extra effect

Shuri snorts and rolls her eyes, "No, you're not, idiot. My turn." She picks up the next piece of paper and reads

"Who's your favorite Avenger?"

"uhhhh... that would have to be The Black Widow. She's pretty cool",she answered, nodding

Peter stiffens slightly at the mention of Natasha but moves on without interruption,

"What is your favorite Vine?"

"hmm", started Peter, "OH! Its this", Peter stands up and picks up a coke can "THIS &%$# EMPTY. YEET!",

Peter throws the can across the room, and sits back down next to a laughing Shuri

"Who would win a starring contest?"

Peter and Shuri stared each other in the eye for two full minutes, before Shuri got bored and started poking peter

"ow-That's-ow-Cheating", Peter squeaked out, batting at Shuri's hands which were prodding at his chest

"No, we didn't make a rule against poking", she responded in a highly amused tone of voice, winking up at the camera

Peter rolled his eyes, trying, and failing, to grab the hands, "i'd think it were an unspoken one!"

Finally, Shuri poked him in the side, causing peter to let out a high pitch yelp, jumping back and blinking his eyes

"i win", smirked Shuri, drawing her hands back, a smug grin etched upon her face

Peter glared back at her, rubbing his ribs while grumbling something about "crazy princesses"

"Anyways, That's the end of our Q&A, I hope to see you all soon! BYE!", yelled Shuri, pointedly ignoring Peters grumbling, and shutting off the camera

LIVE VIDEO ENDED BY SPIDER-MAN 10:00am

F***yourchickenstrips westanapotato

ngl, that was the best thing ever! Is it ok if we still ask you a few questions?

Spider-Man webslinger

you can ask whatever you want haha; free speech is epic, but if I respond depends on your question ;)

F***yourchickenstrips westanapotato

ayy u responded! do you have any siblings?

Spider-Man webslinger

Im pretty sure that I'm not allowed to answer that, sorry.

SpIdEr MaNs BiGgEsT FaN Spooderman

How did you meet Tony Stark?

Spider-Man webslinger

He just showed up in my apartment loll

Flash T. hundredyarddash

Do you really know Peter Parker? And if so, what did his parents do for work?

Spider-Man webslinger

Yeah, Pete's great! He made all my webs for me! And, Im not close enough to him to know where his parents worked, sorry

Spider-Man webslinger

lowkey weird u care so much ngl

Spider-Man webslinger

u a creepo?

Andy Leonisandromeda

you mentioned free speech... you aren't a conservative are you

Spider-Man webslinger

uh,,, I haven't voted in an election, but politics are confusing lol. I just support what I believe in ig. please don't make my twitter a place for political arguments dsfghj

Tony Stark youknowwhoiam✓

And thats the END of that...

Natasha r. Blackwiddow✓

@hundredyarddash  if you dont stop asking about Peters parents, i will know.

Flash T. hundredyarddash

???

Flash T. hundredyarddash

did the black widdow just respond to my tweet???

Flash T. hundredyarddash

This is the best day ever

Flash T. hundredyarddash

Wait how do u know penis?

Natasha r. Blackwiddow✓

excuse me? whom?

Flash T. hundredyarddash

Peter?

Natasha r. Blackwiddow✓

you called him penis. why?

Flash T. hundredyarddash

oh ahaha

Flash T. hundredyarddash

we're just best frieds, thats our little nickname 

Natasha r. Blackwiddow✓

stay away from him or i will end you.

Flash T. hundredyarddash

yes ma'am o-o

Tony Stark youknowwhoiam✓

Hold up, will you two tell me how you know eachother?

peter with a b peteyparkerr

Nah

Natasha r. Blackwiddow✓

No.

Tony Stark youknowwhoiam✓

Ok then

YOU HAVE ENTERED THE AVENGERS GROUP CHAT

Spider-Man: skjdh hello?

Spider-Man: uh, why am I in this chat?

Tony: hey Underoos. Welcome to the official Avengers group chat.

Spider-Man: woah

Spider-Man: wait

Spider-Man: r e al ly?

Spider-Man:  A group chat with the Avengers?

Spider-Man: wait, this isn't another cosplay chat right?

Spider-Man: these r lowkey getting annoying

Scott: Im sorry-- another??

Spider-Man: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Tony: no this is real

Tony: you're telling me that story later kid

Clint: I m sorry

Clint: kid?

Clint: is spiderman a kid?

Steve: Seriously, Stark? Did you invite a kid to a war?

Spider-Man: Lol. nah fam, I'm not a kid

Sam: spiders not a kid- a kid couldn't beat me in battle

Spider-Man: hehe

Clint: pfff spidey beat you?

Sam: in the beginning, I won in the end.

Spider-Man: yEaH, you t h r e w me out a w i n d o w

Sam: you were annoying.

Natasha: Hello again, spidey. We still need to talk about you-know-what with Barnes

Spider-Man: hello again! And, I will talk with you for sure!

Scott: Stark added in the spider-kid?

Spider-Man: first of all, NOT A KID. and yes.

Spider-Man: Nice to meet all of you! 

Spider-Man: Well, metting all of you outside of battle for the first time! 

Spider-Man: Fighting was so not cool ngl

Clint: that's how fighting goes...

Spider-Man: y'all couldn't like,,, talk it out?

Spider-Man: like friggin a d u l t s

Spider-Man: I mean, fighting my childhood hero wasn't a v kash money move

Spider-Man: #cancelwars2021

Clint: ^

Spider-Man: h a w k e y e agreed with meeeee

Clint: kid

Clint: ur pure

Clint: I'm keeping you

Tony: I know I've tried to corrupt him for ages, but the worst thing I've gotten him to say was half of the f word before he cut himself off and said, "cursing is not nice, Mr. Stark."

Tony: Spidey will get to choose when he wants to reveal himself, so don't try to dig into it.

Clint: stark??

Clint: did you just say "f-word"?

Tony: yes.

Spider-Man: thanks Mr. Stark!

Spider-Man: I have to go on patrol rn, so talk later

8:30pm-Spider-Man had gone offline

A/N: I'll try to post again  within the next two days!