A/N: IM NOT DEAD, JUST RLLY BUSY! When school started, my schedule went insane (I wrote this during hw time actually; I literally have no free time). I'm still here tho, so if you need anything, just send a message!

(AND YES, PARKER INDUSTRIES IS A REFERENCE TO THE COMICS)

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

wuddup

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

you fr? u out yourself then open with wUdDup?

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

shhhhh, lemme live ma life my guy

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

Can YOU think of a better opening?

They were roommates @lilysander

YO WAIT SO IS IT TRUE OR-

Andy @Leonisandromeda

Yeah hold up 

freshpiee @pieis.guy

Oh come on, I actually thought I liked you

Jessica @jessisbest

...do you not anymore?

freshpiee @pieis.guy

anyone who has the ability to greatly influence the world and chooses to not do anything with it in order to ensure their own comfort isn't someone I like

Jessica @jessisbest

i mean I don't agree, but you make a good point ig

Liam Fogel @banannaboy

What does this mean for the future of Parker Industries?

Andy @Leonisandromeda

fr

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

To address the questions before rumors twist everything, ye, I am Peter Parker, heir to Parker Industries lol

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

well that's one way to do it...

Jessica @jessisbest

i feel like I'm witnessing something I shouldn't be

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

you rlly are...

CAN I PLEASE HAVE A WAFFLE!? @starkstan

FINALLY SOMEONE IN THE INDUSTRY WHO ISNT OLD

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

excuse me

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

ig i just cease to exist now

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

Harry and I work together on a lot of stuff, he's awesome... sometimes

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓
o I what does that mean 

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

:)

Andy @Leonisandromeda

wait you're working with the heir of oscorp? does this mean Parker Industries is partnered with Oscorp??

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

dude what? whered you even get that from-

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

yeah... you've gotta be careful with what you say online. the public will twist your words

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

ppl r insane and alw looking for someone to hate or someone to agree with them; both are dangerous

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

personal 'opinions' don't exist; if your opinions don't align perfectly with what the public views as okay, then ur done for. if your opinions DO agree with the majority, then you're a 'follower' who has no personal beliefs

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

wait then what IS safe???

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

nothing. public figures can never be correct; someone will always hate us, so might as well have your own opinions and do as you want and ignore the opposition.

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

so just live your life and don't give a crap

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

Its been like a day and I alr don't like this-

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

suck it up, you outed yourself, not my fault 🤷

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

wow nice friend you are

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

ik :)

Andy @Leonisandromeda

wait so you're NOT partnered with oscorp??

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

uh okay so

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

Parker Industries used to have 2 partners- Stark Industries and Oscorp. But since SI and Osc. are now rivals because Tony Stark and Mr. Osborne cant agree with each other like adults, I cant be partnered with both and gotta choose one

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

I haven't made that decision yet tho

CAN I PLEASE HAVE A WAFFLE!? @starkstan

What are you thinking so far?

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

well, my morals and the general direction I see PI going aligns more with SI, but Oscorp may be financially a better decision in the long run...

Jessica @jessisbest

so were all just watching as a teenager gains control of the USA's 3rd largest technological corporation? 

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

I cant legally take over PI until I'm 16 loll, I just accidentally outed myself like 2 years early

Liam Fogel @banannaboy

Will PI still be biochemistry-focused, like under Richard Parker's supervision?

 peter with a b @peteyparkerr

nah, I'm thinking of focusing more on medical technology

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

pft boring

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

yeah? and what does oscorp focus on?

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

nothing

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

we literally have no focus- I thought my dad was an engineer, and the next moment he's genetically modifying the DNA of a Honey Badger...

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

bru why a honey badger-

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

woah wait what the heck was the purpose of that experiment

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

secret shh

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

Ight I'm partnering w/ si, Oscorp scares me

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

OI 

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

Yall literally got my parents plane shot down liek-

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

dang ur still o n that?

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

b r u yall literally dfgh

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

NOT MY FAULT YOUR FATHER COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO COVER HIS OWN DIGITAL FOOTPRINT

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

OR USE A THUMBDRIVE- HE HAD LIKE 10 MINUTES TO TRANSFER THE FILES, AND STILL COULDN'T DO IT, PUTTING LEGIT ALL OF OUR BLUEPRINTS AT RISK

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

HE WAS LITERALLY IN A FALLING AIRPLANE, ID LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER

CAN I PLEASE HAVE A WAFFLE!? @starkstan

I have no idea what any of this means, but the amount of secrecy within the Primary Five scares me sometimes

freshpiee @pieis.guy

FR

freshpiee @pieis.guy

they could literally hold all the universe's secrets and no one would know 

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

pft yall think I can keep a secret?

Norman Osborn @O.I✓

This is why Richard wanted to keep you out of the public eye.

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

OKAY I CAN KEEP A SECRET I WAS JOKING

They were roommates @lilysander

Why was your parents plane targeted?

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

okay so

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

PETER- DUDE

peter with a b @peteyparkerr

DOES THAT EVEN COUNT AS A SECRET THO

Harry Osborn @OscorpIndustries✓

YES-

Norman Osborn @O.I✓

The next few weeks will be an adventure...