Jumping onto the bandwagon of doing interview tags for characters. This one I was tagged by Ithildaeforever a while back and am doing it for my characters now. Today we'll have Hisoka, Malchin, and Kaitlin joining us today.

1. Favorite book:

Hisoka: Oh it changes all the time, but I really enjoyed I Capture the Castle when I read it.

Malchin: I don't read books as a rule.

Hisoka: *purses lips* How can you get better at reading if you don't give yourself the chance?

Malchin: *staring into the distance* No more chances. Not this time.

Kaitlin: The only books i've liked consistently are the magic tree house books

Hisoka: Valid

2. What district are you from?

Kaitlin: Hunger Games district? I used to have it figure out but that was in middle school. I think I was district 12 because that's where Katniss was from.

Malchin: never read them. Saw the movies once. Assign me one, Kaitlin.

Kaitlin: District 1. Luxury

Malchin: *fist pump*

Hisoka: I read them but I couldn't keep track of the districts.

Kaitlin: Uhhhh district 10 or 11.

3. Do you prefer sweet or salty food?

Malchin: Spicy.

Kaitlin: Salty

Hisoka: It doesn't really matter to me, food is food

Malchin: He only eats spicy food when he's depressed.

Hisoka: If that was true I'd eat a lot more spicy food.

Malchin: He only eats spicy food when he's really depressed.

Hisoka: ._.

4. If you could live in Middle Earth, where would you live?

Kaitlin: UHHH Rohan or the Lonely Mountain because I like horses and heavy jewelry.

Hisoka: I am constantly torn between the Shire and Rivendell. I want to be a folksey hometown place, but I also want to read books about ages long past and talk to Glorfindel and Elrond.

Malchin: I don't know what any of those places are, I was drunk when I watched those movies.

Hisoka: Ehh you'd get along nicely in Bree.

Malchin: I will just have to take your word for it.

5. A country that you would like to visit?

Hisoka: I kinda want to go to France to see my sister, but anywhere in Europe would be cool

Kaitlin: Polynensia. Bring on the exotic bugs and fruit.

Malchin: UUuhhhhhh I'd be down with going to Mongolia.

Kaitlin: Is that to spite your grandpa by visiting one of Korea's bygone enemies?

Malchin: Ppfffttttt Dear Kaitlin, whyever would you think such a thing? Y'know I'd love to spend some time in Japan too.

*Hisoka and Kaitlin share a glance*

6. What's your favorite constellation

Kaitlin: What's the one that eats stuff?

Hisoka:....? Eats stuff?

Kaitlin: There's that one that'd really big and mean.

Hisoka:... The great bull??

Kaitlin: What's her name?

Hisoka:..... Bull's are male.. and it's name it Taurus

Kaitlin: We'll go with that one.

Malchin: Nice, I like the one with the stars.

Kaitlin: That one is also one of my favorites.

Hisoka:.. anyway, I like Orion.

Kaitlin: The belt one? Haha, noob.

Hisoka: ..??? ಠ_ಠ

7. Favorite animal?

Malchin: The ones with the fur.

Kaitlin: The ones with the scales

Hisoka: I like cats.

Malchin: Dude that's so basic. Everyone likes cats.

Hisoka: What do you want me to say? Pangolin? Capybara? Ball python? 

Malchin: Only if that's actually your favorite animal :)

Hisoka. -_-

8. What is your favorite band/singer?

Malchin: Lee Taemin and Red Velvet can have all my money

Kaitlin: Aren't they like loaded though? Shouldn't you like, keep your money?

Malchin: Yeah that's just how say I love them.

Kaitlin: I love Lorde but I don't want to give her any of my money.

Malchin: Well that sounds like a you problem

Kaitlin: (ง'̀-'́)ง

Malchin: (ง'̀-'́)ง

Hisoka: I haven't heard anything bad from Hozier

9. Are you most like a hobbit, dwarf, elf, or human?

Hisoka: I suppose I'm most like a human, but I think elves are really cool. Which I guess just makes me more like a human

Malchin: I am a flawless elf

Kaitlin: I am a dwarf and I will kick your butt

Malchin: Elves can also kick butt

Kaitlin: What, when they're not brushing their hair?

Hisoka: Y'know,, dwarves would have to put some substantial maintenance into their bea--

Malchin: (ง'̀-'́)ง

Kaitlin: (ง'̀-'́)ง

Hisoka: WHY CAN'T THESE PETTY DISPUTES JUST END

10. Person that inspires you?

Kaitlin: Princess Khutulun is my idol and I can never aspire to her greatness

Hisoka: She was pretty cool. I've always been a fan of Bruce Lee

Malchin: MY MOM IS AN AMAZING PERSON I RESPECT HER SO MUCH AND I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO MATCH HER IN STRENGTH AND CHARACTER AND KIDNESS AND I LOVE HER I LOVE YOU MOM

Kaitlin: YEET THANK YOU MALCHIN'S MOM YEAAH

Hisoka: *cheers*

11. Fanfic you are currently reading?

Malchin: I am above such things.

Kaitlin: five years ago I could have told you about the Divergent reader inserts I read, but that was five years ago. Now i just find a nice slowburn every now and again.

Hisoka: Never really read any fanfiction. I don't know if it would be quite to my tastes.

*Malchin and Kaitlin chortle*

12. Favorite time of the year?

Hisoka: Spring. Hands down.

Kaitlin: I'm a summer person myself.

Malchin: Every season has it's disadvantages. I would say fall, but autumnal colors don't suit me. I would say summer, but the heat is oppressive. Spring is far too slushy and polleny, and don't get me started on winter.

Kaitlin:

Hisoka: So... you like the transitional periods?

Malchin: Sure whatever.

13. Favorite quote?

Hisoka: "Oh, though oft depressed and lonely, all my fears are laid aside, if I but remember only such as these have lived and died," From the poem Footsteps of Angels by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

Kaitlin: "We all die you either kill yourself or get killed"

Malchin: That's- That's from a vine.

Kaitlin: Huh, Why so it is. What's your favorite quote?

Malchin: UUuuhhhhhhh P R E DOUBLE T Y PRETTY BOY

Kaitlin: And that's a song lyric see you really can't do any better.

Malchin: It's more meaningful when Taemin says it.

Hisoka: *sighs*

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I'll probably do more of these now that I've revived my old NaNo novel. We shall see >:)

-GadSul