'Dis is me No. 49
Tagged by @Illeandir to do this marvellous tag in which you interview your characters. Characters used will be Lycus (The Greek Princess), Vasiliya (Powers Unwanted), and Brutus (Super Heroes and Their Villainous Counterparts)
Me: Well, I suppose you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today.
Vasiliya: *raises finger* Well actually...
Lyucs: Yes.
Brutus: Who are you?
Me: *is suddenly unsure whether to let Brutus know that I created him and have done everything I have to him* I am your interviewer.
Vas: *nods*
Lycus *squints*
Brutus: *is done*
Me: Well now, the first question is: What is your favorite band?
Lycus: My favorite what?
Vas: Oh, man that's pretty hard... Of Monsters and Men, maybe?
Me: Good choice. My sister likes them, I think
Brutus: I like no bands.
Me: Pity. Next question: What is your favorite song?
Vas: Spring Day!
Me: GAAAHHH YAASSS whew okay. What about you guys?
Lycus: There's this one song that was pretty popular for a while, but I forgot it name.
Me: Cool, how did it go?
Lycus: *blank stare* I can't sing.
Me: Okey, then, hum the tune.
Lycus: That counts as singing.
Me: oh whatever then. You, Brutus?
Brutus: Reverie.
Vas: Oohh, good one.
Me: Indeed. What is your favorite sport?
Lycus: I've never really liked sports...
Me: Well, pick a favorite anyway.
Lycus: ...Discus is kind of fun to watch sometimes...
Me: There you go :)
Vas: I like horseback riding.
Me: Horses!!!
Brutus: Martial arts.
Me: Figures. Favorite marital art?
Brutus: Ninjitsu.
Vas: nICE Do you actually like know about that kind of stuff?
Brutus: *is unresponsive*
Me: He's like, an expert.
Vas: Aw that's so cool! You know I took judo during middle school.
Me: That's neat! I wanna take a martial art.
Lycus: I thought we were having an interview.
Me: Yes, yes, sorry bro, just getting distracted. Aight! What is your favorite T.V. show?
Lycus: *is a bit fed up* My what?
Me: *places hand on his shoulder* Since you don't know what that is, I'll assign you one. You seem like a classy British kind of guy... how do you feel about Sherlock?
Lycus: *shrugs* it sounds alright.
Vas: I like Your Lie in April and Ultimate Spider-Man.
Me: Awww good ones! You Brutus?
Brutus: I don't really watch t.v.
Me: Dude, you have to have to have watched some stuff.
Brutus: Naruto?
Me: Never seen it, so I have no comment.
Brutus: What's YOUR favorite tv show?
Me: A tie between Boys Over Flowers and Hwarang.
Vas: i've heard of the first one.
Brutus I've heard of both.
Lycus: I've heard of neither.
Me: And that's okay too. Favorite movie?
Brutus: Master and Commander.
Lycus: What's a movie??
Me: It's like a play.
Lycus: Oh. Well, I was never much of a fan of theatrics either.
Me: WELL PICK A FAVORITE ANYWAYS
Lycus: *is intimidated* oKAY oKAY. There was this one play about this criminal who stole a loaf of bread and went to prison and then he got out and was chased by this crazy law enforcement officer and the criminal evaded him for a while and adopted this girl and there was some rebellion nonsense too.
Vas: *chokes*
Me: ...I like that one too...
Vas: Me too...
Me: Aight, then, what's your guyses favorite color?
Vas: I like colors with a wavelength between 750 and 400.
Brutus: *snickers*
Me: *snickers*
Lycus: *looks on in exasperation* Well anyway, I like dark blue.
Brutus: I like dark green.
Me: Good good. same. Favorite food.
Vas: RAMEN. Or macaroni and cheese.
Lycus: I just like food...
Brutus: Pretty much anything East Asian.
Vas: Can you use chopsticks?
Brutus: Yeah.
Vas: Cool! You know, you're a pretty shady guy, but you're also pretty cool :)
Brutus: *is unsure how to respond*
Me: *is "awwing" on the inside* Favorite drink?
Lycus: Wine.
Vas: *is surprised* Really?
Me: the dude's from ancient Rome.
Vas: Oh. I like coffee and tea.
Brutus: Which one do you like better?
Vas: Gaaahhhh don't make me choose!
Brutus: So you have an existential crisis every time you go to Starbucks?
Vas: Caribou, actually, and no, I just get what I'm feeling at the moment.
Brutus: You have better tastes than I thought. Why can't you use that logic now? Are you feeling more tea or coffee right now?
Vas: When you ask if I had to choose between coffee and tea, I assume the choice is irrevocable, because otherwise there'd be no real point to asking the question unless we were actually in line for coffee or tea right now and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment. What are you going to buy me Caribou or something right now?
Brutus: You wish.
Vas: *laughs in scorn*
Me: FAVORITE VIDEOGAME
Vas: SUPER SMASH BROS.
Lycus: MINECRAFT
Brutus: I have better things to do.
Vas: Like what, murdering people?
Brutus with a sidelong glance at Vas: You'd be surprised.
Lycus: I DEMAND TO EXIT THIS INTERVIEW I CAN'T HANDLE THIS UTTER NONSENSE ANYMORE I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT MINECRAFT IS I DON'T LIKE THIS AND I WANT TO GO HOME
Vas: OH MY WORD BRUTUS YOU CAN GO TO JAIL FOR THAT D: D:
Brutus: You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Me: OKAY EVERYONE CALM DOWN LYCUS IT'S GOING TO BE O.K. BRUTUS ISN'T GOING TO MURDER ANYONE RIGHT NOW RIGHT? RIGHT. BRUTUS STOP SCARING LYCUS AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING FOR ONCE
Lycus: I NEVER SAID I WAS SCARED JUST REALLY ANNOYED... AND MAYBE A LITTLE SCARED.
Brutus: MY DAYS OF BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING ARE OVER
Vas: *now in corner, horrified at what she's started*
Me: *sighs* for the sake of my characters, i am glad this is over.
Brutus Lycus and Vas: it is?
Me: Yup. You are all free to go. I can't stop you anymore. goodbye.
Brutus: At last! *dissapears into the shadows like the little ninja he is*
Lycus: *is terribly relieved* I'm free! *dissapears back into the 100s or whatever time period he came out of*
Vas: Welp, this has been fun... for the most part...
Me: *nervous laughter* Yeah... Well, thank you all for coming. I know it was hard, but let's just call this character building. So goodbye now and see you all when I see you!
Vas: *waves and dissapears*
Well, that was fun. Wait a sEC BRUTUS YOU NEVER TOLD WHAT YOUR FAVORITE DRINK WAS
Brutus: COOKIES AND CREAM SNOWDRIFT WITH EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM
Me: REALLY? BRO I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED
Brutus: WELL NOT REALLY BUT I GOT ONE TIME AND IT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD
Me: ACTUALLY THO
Brutus: YES GOODBYE *leaves*
Well, now we can conclude. :) I sincerely hope you all enjoyed!! :D
Your mission, should you choose yo accept it:
If you think it would be fun to do this with your characters, than DO IT! GO AHEAD! DON'T LET ANYTHING STOP YOU! YOU GO!!! AND MAY THE WIND UNDER YOUR WINGS BEAR YOU TO WHERE THE SUN SAILS AND THE MOON WALKS
I think this thingymabob holds the record for most capslock used... Eh whatever.
Farewell!
-GadSul
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