(As you can tell by the title, the Bots', Cons', and squishie- humans... are able to text each other. Have fun.)

Usernames:

OP = Optimus Prime

INeededThat = Ratchet

AutobotSIC = UltraMagnus

Black&Yellow = Bumblebee

Racer38 = Smokescreen

Grenade = WheelJack

Greenbeen = Bulkhead

Idc = Arcee

Merci = Mercy

NC = Nocturne

JackD = Jack

Unhackable = Raf

Guitarz = Miko

Idgaf = Nicole

I'll let you guys figure out the Decepticons ;)

KingOfTheCons = (obvious)

ShootingStar = ?

Cyclops = ?

CherryRed = ?

Blue = ?

I'mStillNotTalking = ?

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Unhackable: Is everybody here?

JackD: I think so, Arcee?

Idc: ROLL CALL!

Black&Yellow: Hello c:

JollyGreenGiant: Yep.

Grenade: Here.

Guitarz: Rock and roll!

Racer38: I'm here!

AutobotSIC: Okay.

INeededThat: As much as I'd love to NOT be here, sadly I am.

Merci: I have more important things to do, but I'm here as well.

Idgaf: God I'm so tired

NC: Howdoyouspace

OP: I'm happy to have all of us finally communicating peacefully while separated..

Guitarz: Careful what you wish for, that's all gonna flip around in a second!

Greenbeen: Don't jinx it Miko.

KingOfTheCons: What I'd give to see Prime 'texting'.

Idc: Whatch it bucket-head, you're doing it as well.

Merci: Keep yourself in check Arcee, as much as I agree with you, he IS the Decepticon leader.

KingOfTheCons: I suggest you listen to your little 'friend' here, Arcee.

Merci: I take back what I said, fuck you.

Idgaf: you guys are the worst.

Unhackable: I should've put up a code.

I'mStillNotTalking: c:

ShootingStar: I believe that means he agrees with you.

Cherry Red: Still haven't acknowledged this handsome mech?

NC: suggest you keep quiet before I set your raft on fire

NC: Raft

NC: No, Raft

NC: Rash

NC: Rash

NC: Hell

NC: Help

CherryRed: For a Prime, I never thought you'd be this stupid.

Idgaf: ¡No a faltarle el respeto a Nocturne! (Don't disrespect Nocturne!)

CherryRed: What?

Merci: She's bilingual, she speaks English and Spanish. Spanish especially when she's angry.

CherryRed: Which one did she just use?

Guitarz: IT'S ONLY TWO LANGUAGES AND YOU SPEAK ONE OF THEM. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?!

CherryRed: I DON'T KNOW THE NAMES OF HUMAN LANGUAGES. I'M ONLY SPEAKING IT BECAUSE IT'S ThE ONLY ONE I DOWNLOADED!

Idgaf: fuck all of y'all I'm making banana bread.

.•*•.Idgaf has left the conversation.•*•.

NC: Banana bread? She can't bake. She's gonna burn her entire house down. I have to go.

.•*•.NC has left the conversation.•*•.

Guitarz: Bye then???????

Blue: Calm down you two.

CherryRed: But what language was it?

Guitarz: Oh my frikkin... Knockout. Could you seriously be any more stupid?

CherryRed: SOMEBODY JUST TELL ME!

OP: Her choice of language was Spanish.

KingOfTheCons: And how do you know this?

OP: Porque yo también puedo habarlo (Because I speak it too)

Cyclops: I find it extremely illogical that you are speaking in a language that we do not understand, when you can speak a language that everyone else in this group chat does.

INeededThat: It's illogical that you're here.

.•*•.Cyclops, I'mStillNotTalking, CherryRed, And ShootingStar have left the conversation.•*•.

KingOfTheCons: Most of my army has logged off.

AutobotSIC: Now might be a good time to leave.

.•*•.KingOfTheCons has left the conversation.•*•.

Black&Yellow: Nothing really left to do here...

.•*•.Black&Yellow, Idc, AutobotSIC, Greenbeen, Grenades, Merci, INeededThat, JackD, Guitarz, Unhackable, and OP have left the conversation.•*•.

Racer38: Guys? I'm still here.

Racer38: 'Aight then.

.•*•.Racer38 has ended the conversation.•*•.

WHOOOOO! Finally got this one done! This took foreeeeeeeeeever to finish (3 days btw. Exaggeration over 9,000) with all the usernames and stuff, and WOAH ! PLOT TWIST! OPTIMUS KNOW SPANISH!?! That was fun to write, and I hope you guys enjoyed this as much as I was disappointed by it.

Word count (not including these): 900