It's THAT time of month

(I'm on my period rn (day 5) and nearly threw a chair at my friend today, so I thought that I would make scenarios about what the femmes and girls are like during their menstrual cycle)


Category 1

Blood flow
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Miko:

Light: All is cool, act like your usual self.

Balanced: It's not too bad, just play your guitar, you won't bleed on every single item in the house.

Heavy: Live in the bathroom.
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Nicole:

Light: I can use the same pad for two days. They're expensive.

Balanced: Don't stray too far from bathroom or fridge.

Heavy: Don't laugh. Don't sneeze. Don't cough. Don't breathe. Don't move. Become statue.
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Mercy:

Light: No one needs to know.

Balanced: No one needs to know.

Heavy: No one needs to know no one needs to know no one needs to know no one needs to know no one needs to know no one needs to know no one needs to know no one needs to know no one needs to know no one needs to know no one needs to know no one needs to no.

They're starting to wonder if I'm even a femme.

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Nocturne:

Light: Remember what you have learned. You have prepared yourself for this.

Balanced: I'm not prepared for this. I was never ready for this again. HeLp.

Heavy:*INTERNAL SCREAMING*
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Category 2
Cramps
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Miko:

Light: Ignore.

Balanced: Pain reliever saves the day.

Heavy: *InTeNsE bReAtHiNg*
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Nicole:

Light: I feel nothing

Balanced: Alright. This is fine. You're gonna be fine.

Heavy: WHERE'S THE CHOCOLATE.
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Mercy:

Light: Meh.

Balanced: Really? This all you got, uterus?

Heavy: Come one. I'm a medic. I've had worse.
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Nocturne:

Light: Ow. Ow. Ow. I did nothing to u Mother Nature.

Balanced: I have the power and strength to kill a mech.

Heavy: you did nothing, but yOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO RUN.
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Well then. I feel like Nocturnes is every girl's period week in a nutshell. See you later, Navigators!

Till' All Are One~ Xx_PRIME_xX

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