Megatron

- Your daughter chewing on everything she can reach

- Your daughter chewing on his fingers

- You having to get teething rings

Starscream

- You getting teething rings

- Both of your daughters trying to chew on his fingers

- Him giving your daughters teething rings after dipping them in baby food

Soundwave

- Your son trying to chew on his tentacles but ending up slobbering on them when he's in his bipedal holoform

- You giving your son and your daughter teething rings

- Him not minding the slobber

Knockout

- Both of you putting teething gel on your triplet's gums

- You having to get lots of teething rings

- Him trying to stop your daughter from trying to chew things she's not supposed to chew on

Breakdown

- Your son chewing on his fingers

- Him not minding

- You ending up giving your son a teething ring

Dreadwing

- Him trying to keep your daughter from chewing on everything

- You making shaved ice for your daughter

- You putting teething gel on your daughter's gums

Shockwave

- Him making teething gel that's safe for your son

- You making shaved ice for your son

- You getting a few teething rings

Predaking

- Him letting your daughter chew on things

- You telling him not to let your daughter chew on things

- You getting teething rings and teething gel

Arachnid

- Her putting teething gel on your daughter's gums

- You getting teething rings

- You making shaved ice for your daughter

5t3v3/Steve

- Him picking out teething rings

- You making shaved ice for your son

- Both of you stopping your son from chewing things he's not supposed to