Megatron

- When your daughter was old enough to start eating baby food you bought a few different flavors from the local grocery store

- The night that you introduced your daughter to the baby food he wanted to try feeding her

- When he tried feeding your daughter mango flavored baby food she refused

- He kept on trying to coax her to eat, but she just pushed the spoon away

- The baby food that was in the spoon splattered all over his face, so you gave him a towel to wipe his face off with

- Each time he would try to feed your daughter she would push the spoon away and giggle

- He made you feed your daughter so that he wouldn't keep getting a face full of baby food

Starscream

- One day while he was in his mass displacement taking a nap on the couch your twin daughters got an idea

- While he was in recharge your daughters got some paint and brought it to the living room

- Since you were in the shower your daughters painted his wings to look like butterfly wings. But they took the back to where they found it before they were caught

- When you got done with your shower and walked into the living room you saw that his wings were painted to look like butterfly wings

- When you woke him up and told him about his wings he ran to your bathroom and saw his new wing paint job

- Later on you both found out that your daughters painted his wings. But he couldn't be mad at them for too long

- His wings looked like butterfly wings for a whole week after the incident

Soundwave 

- One evening after you made dinner you and him went to go tell your kids that it was dinner time 

- As you both got closer to your kid's play room you heard singing

- As you both peeked in you saw your twins, who were four years old at the time, singing 'Double Trouble' together

- They even had your youngest daughter, who was two years old at the time, wear cat ears so that she could be Meowth 

- Since you had your phone you decided to record them singing and dancing

Knockout

- When you were pregnant for the second time your daughter asked you how the baby got in your belly 

- As you were trying to think of an answer she thought that you had eaten the baby 

- When your daughter told her brothers that you had eaten their younger sibling they started crying

- He had to come up with a way to tell your sons and daughter how the baby got in your belly. Without explaining what sex was 

Breakdown

- When your daughter was twelve years old he decided to teach her some self defense while he was in his holoform

- He decided to teach self defense to your daughter in the back yard

- You and your son decided to watch as he taught your daughter self defense

- Your daughter accidentally slipped on the grass and her right foot came into contact with his 'bits' 

- You couldn't help but laugh as he laid on the ground curled up while holding his kiwis

Dreadwing

- One day when your oldest daughter was trying to learn how to say more than one word he kept trying to get her to say 'papa' 

- Your daughter only gave him a confused look

- As he kept trying to get her to say 'papa' she opened her mouth a little, pointed at him and said 'mama' 

- He pointed to himself and said 'papa' but she wouldn't listen and she called him 'mama' again

- As this was going on you were in the living room doorway while recording them on your phone while trying not to laugh

Shockwave

- One day while your son was in his first year of high school he decided to make a gender swapping device

- While he went to check on your son the device malfunctioned and turned him into a femme. Even his holoform got gender swapped

- When you saw that you now had a wife instead of a husband you weren't sure what to think

- Your son then told you that the effects would last an entire week

- You ended up having fun finding cute clothes for his holoform to wear

Predaking

- One evening when you were giving your first daughter, who was a year and a half old at the time, a bath you forgot to close the door

- When you got your daughter out of the bathtub you put her on the towel covered floor before you pulled the plug out of the bathtub drain

- Right as you turned around your daughter ran out of the bathroom, naked. So you went to go chase her down

- When he saw your daughter running down the hallway naked and wet and giggling he knew what had happened. So he caught her

- When you saw him walking towards the bathroom with your daughter, who was still giggling, you thanked him for catching her

- He helped you dry your daughter off and get her dressed in her pajamas

Arachnid 

- When your daughter learned how to make web shooters she went outside with them 

- While your daughter was shooting her web shooters outside you and your beautiful wife were nearby, watching her

- Unfortunately one of the web shooters malfunctioned and you almost got hit with a web

- When you saw that the web had instead hit your daughter's other mother you tried your best not to laugh

5t3v3/Steve

- One day when your son was one and a half years old he decided to let him try finger painting

- Shortly after he put the finger paints and the paper on the kitchen table your son started having fun

- He panicked a little when your son began flinging paint everywhere

- You were speechless when you walked into the kitchen and saw the paint

- Your then turned to him and asked him what had happened. Thankfully he told you the truth

- You made him clean the paint off of the wall, the kitchen table, the floor and your son