Parents: "When are you gonna give us grandkids?"

Me:

That's actually one of my dogs named Bjorn (4, including the mom, no dad) The mom is named Marley (mine), brother is Ragnar (my brother's) sister is Fraya (uncle's) and Bjorn is my mom's.

But to be honest I think Bjorn's the cutest (don't tell Marley I said that ;) )