*morning in boys cabin*

Ratchet: *wakes up* WAH!!

*Everyone in the boy's cabin is in his face*

Optimus: Ratchet, we all wanna go to the river and play in the water! Can we go?

Bumblebee: <PLEASE?!>

Everyone: *is bobbing up and down*

Ratchet: *sighs* alright, fine, but don't get swept away in the current.

Bulkhead: Why?

Ratchet: *grins evilly* cus there's a waterfall farther down the river, a deadly one with plenty of piercing rocks.

Jack: But they wouldn't get-

Optimus: OMG THAT'S DANGEROUS!!

Bee: <...okay we'll be careful.>

Everyone: *slowly walks away* 

Ratchet: Hehe.... *is grinning evilly to himself* That'll show them. *leaves to make breakfast*

Everyone else: *makes it to the river* 

Optimus: OKAY GUWYS BWE CAREFUL!!! Ratchet said there are deadly rocks farther down the river! DANGEROUS!!!!

Jack: One, we know, we're not deaf.

Raf: Two, you guys would have to get swept away by the current, and that's not even possi-

Bulkhead: OHMYPRIMUSGUYSI'MDROWNING *is belly flat in the water, not moving an inch*

Bee: <OH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU>

Raf: No, you're not Bulkhead, shut up.

Optimus: I WILL SAVE YOU!!! Come on, Bee!

*Optimus and Bee grab his pedes and start pulling, grunting*

Bulk: *is not moving*

Jack: You know, some of us are trying to have fun....

Miko and Arcee: *show up*

Arcee: ...wait, is he actually drowning? I should help!

Optimus: *grunting* no, you're a lady! Stay back!

Bee: <Let the MEN handle this!>

Arcee: okie *sits down*

Miko: *is laughing her head off while taking pictures*

Ratchet: *shows up with steaming plate of sausages and freezes* ...What the frag is happening right now?

Arcee: Bulkhead is apparently drowning.

Optimus and Bee: *GRUNTING*

Bulkhead: Ratchet, you're a man come help meh!!!

Optimus: No, Bulk, he's an old man he can't help.

Ratchet: -_-

Optimus: :D

Ratchet: *sets down plate of sausages* that is it... *kicks over Optimus and Bee* you are done. BULKHEAD YOU ARE FINE!!!

Optimus and Bee: *in the water, stunned*

Bulk: OH MY GOASH NUUUUU I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!

Optimus and Bee: OH NO WE'RE DROWNING TOO WE ARE SO DEAD

Ratchet: Oh my primus. *leaves* nope.

Jack: .... I feel like our lives have gotten infinitely stupider ever since we sided with the Autobots...

Raf: Should we have sided with the Decepticons?

Jack: No, they're worse

Raf: Preach it, brother

*meanwhile, on the Nemesis*

Everyone: *is rolling on the floor making car noises for some reason*

Megatron: *is on the floor* wait, don't we need to transform for this? 

SS: Nah *imitates jet noises*

Megsy: ...

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HEY LOOK I UPDATED THIS AT 11:30 PM

Lol me and my sis @Fan_FictionGirl2 are dying of laughter right now. THis is NoT HeaLTHY.

K BYE