(And this is an example of using incorrect quotes as bloopers.)

(PS. I will always cite my source unless I literally have no idea.)

QUOTE:

Wheeljack: Surgery is just stabbing someone back to life.

Ratchet: Please never become a surgeon.

Source: tumblr

Blooper:

Wheeljack: *nearly blew something up and is now injured*

Ratchet: *is fixing him up* How is it you get into these messes??

Wheeljack: *annoyed* Cus I do? *Ratchet proceeds to tug on piece of shrapnel lodged into his leg* OW!!

Ratchet: *also annoyed* Looks like I'm going to have to cut that out. *takes out surgical blade*

Wheeljack: *yeets himself across the berth* HOLD UP FRAG NO-

Ratchet: *startled and confused* W-What?!

Wheeljack: *protectively shielding himself* NOPE NONE OF THAT SURGERY NUH UH-

Ratchet: -_- >:/ I'm not doing surgery I'm just going to have to cut it out. Don't worry, I'll turn your pain receptors off.

Wheeljack: *lowers arms* Oh. *comes back over* I knew that.

Ratchet: *optic role and proceeds to turn pain receptors off and cut shrapnel out*

Wheeljack: *thinking during procedure* You know...

Ratchet: *not really paying attention* Hmm?

Wheeljack: *big smirks* Surgery is just like stabbing someone to life.

Ratchet: *looks up blankly* Please don't ever become a surgeon.

Wheeljack: *oh he's gonna tease now* What? It is-

Ratchet: No.

Wheeljack: You're-

Ratchet: Just no. *pulls out shrapnel harshly*

Wheeljack: OW!! 

Ratchet: Oh, looks like your pain receptors are back on.

(Like that. XD)