This is a dare from my GREAT friend MYlovesawsome

I dare taylor and rachet to play a prank on the others.

(Also, sorry I couldn't get to the ask as well, I've got a lot of requests to go over!!)

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Ratchet: *in holoform* But... we're still on our honeymoon?

Taylor: *plops down next to him on the couch, wearing a bathrobe and a towel over her head again* Oh, that's not a problem!

Ratchet: It's not?

Taylor: *starts to unwrap the towel* Have you ever heard of prank calls?

Ratchet: I've heard Miko mention it, but no.

Taylor: *giggles as she starts drying her hair* Well, it's a prank in the form of a call, obviously. The great thing about it is that we can do it from anywhere we want!

Ratchet: *takes the towel from her and gets up to put it away for her* Won't they know it's us?

Taylor: *points at the hotel phone* Not if we don't use our numbers!

*at base*

Bulkhead: *just chilling* You know, I kind of miss not having Ratchet and Taylor around.

Miko: They're married now. They're allowed to have some free time.

Jack: Coming from you? That's a loud of baloney.

Miko: *groans* Fine, I miss them, too. Not being able to tease my fave ship sucks.

Smokes: Well, on the bright side, they are married now? Like, we should seriously be much more excited about that.

Omega: *still in wedding mode* HOW MORE EXCITED DO YOU WANT ME TO BE???

*monitor suddenly rings super loudly*

Team Prime: *jumps*

OP: *answers the call* How did you get this number?

Taylor: *making her voice sound higher over the phone* Yeah, hi or whatever, so like, my package hasn't arrived even though your website said it would be here by today? Is your website wrong or something or is your delivery service just stupid?

Team Prime: *dumbfounded*

OP: *he is confusion* I'm... sorry? I believe you have the wrong number?

Taylor: *hangs up*

Team Prime: ????

*an hour later*

WJ: And then they just hung up?

Omega: *laughs* Yeah, it was so weird!!

WJ: *busts out laughing* OHWOWHOWDIDPRIMEEVENKEEPASTRAIGHTFACE???

Omega: *now also hysterical* OMGIDON'TKNOWLOLZ-

Bee: <You two are crazy.>

Miko: *mutters* Cute ship dynamic, though...

*monitor suddenly rings loudly* 

Smokes: Two calls in one day?

OP: *answers again more reluctantly* Hello?

Taylor: *high voice again* So I tried to call you earlier but it didn't work out but seriously where is my package you lazy people? You know I need that by today and y'all are just sitting around.

OP: *still confused* This... is the wrong number again.

Taylor: *hangs up*

WJ & Omega: *dying*

*several calls later*

*at the hotel*

Taylor: *holding the phone* C'mon Ratchet, you have to try one!

Ratchet: *shakes head* They will know it was me right away!

Taylor: *giggles* Oh, it'll be fine! Just this one time!

Ratchet: *groans in annoyance* Fine. Just this once.

Taylor: *beams* Yay! Love ya!

*at base*

Arcee: Why does she KEEP calling about her STUPID package???

Bee: *trying to comfort her* <It's okay, she's probably having a rough day, too.>

*monitor rings again*

Bulk: *from another room cus he was done with this a long time ago* oh you have got to be KIDDING ME-

OP: *he's also very done with this* Ma'am, as I keep telling you, this is the wrong-

Ratchet: *trying to make his voice different* I'm sorry, but I think my s- wife has been calling you about her package? She needs that by today and told me you were avoiding her calls.

Taylor: *high pitch screech in the background* I WILL SUE-

Team Prime: *very confused for a few seconds*

Smokes: Wait, Ratchet?

Ratchet: *as Taylor busts out laughing in the background* SEE I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD FIGURE IT OUT!

Taylor: *hysterical* OHMYGOSH WE KEPT THAT GOING FOR SO LONG-

Omega: It was you guys the whole time??

Taylor: *has taken the phone* Haha! Yep! Mostly me, though. We were dared to prank you guys and we figured this was the best way to do it while we're out on the honeymoon!

Ratchet: *still talking in the background* I mean how can you expect me to just change my voice I'm not Soundwave or-

Author: *has just been sitting back watching the whole thing* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-