A dare from Alpha_Warp_Prime

I dare Optimus to sing his favorite song in a funny voice.

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Author: PFFFT-

Bulk: He has to WHAT??

Ratchet: ... That is absurd.

Taylor: *still sitting on the couch* I don't know.. I think with his deep voice it would be cool.

Ratchet: *doesn't reply*

Taylor: *worried something is wrong*

Bee: <Do you... even know any songs?>

OP: *still staring at the dare with a blank face* I'm... afraid I do not know very many songs made on this planet.

Ultra Magnus: Nothing to be ashamed of, sir. I can't imagine what you could use them in battle for.

WJ: *rolls optics* I could.

Arcee: Then.. what do you plan on singing?

Smokes: I could teach you some cool songs I know!

Raf: Where have you been hearing earth songs?

Smokes: From the radio! They have some pretty good ones.

Ultra Magnus: As long as they aren't the kind Miko enjoys.

Miko: *pouts*

OP: *shakes his helm* I thank you for the offer Smokescreen, but I believe I will sing a familiar Cybertronian song instead.

Arcee: In the old Cybertronian dialect? Which one?

OP: The Iacon Anthem will do.

Jack: There's an Iacon anthem?

OP: *begins singing in a very deep and gritty language*

Miko: *jumps* WOAH!

Raf: Huh.. that's.. not what I was expecting.

Team Prime: *silent as they listen*

OP: *sings on for a few more minutes before he finally finishes* I hope that was satisfactory.

Author: I don't even know what that was but it was cool!

Autobots: *quiet*

Taylor: *gets up and walks over to Ratchet* Does it remind you of home? *speaking quietly*

Ratchet: *nods slowly* Taylor, I need to speak with you. *picks her up and walks out*

Ultra Magnus: A wonderful job, sir.

OP: *smiles a little* Thank you.

Author: *turns to audience* Well, thanks for that dare! Keep em coming guys, I'm actually running out!