This is another dare from Sapphirus_Prime

I dare Ratchet to imitate Amazon Alexa and siri.

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Author: Pffft- Not sure how this is gonna work, but I like it!

Ratchet: *confused* I have to imitate.. what now?

Miko: *facepalms* Looks like I have some teaching to do.

*one lesson on technology later*

Miko: Alright, got it?

Ratchet: *doesn't want to do it now* Yes...

Taylor: *walks in* Hi, everyone! What's the first dare for today? *reads*

Ratchet: It's ridiculous, that's what it is.

Taylor: *stifling laughter*

Bulk: Wow, this is going to be interesting.

Smokes: ?? But I kind of already use him as my go to for stuff I don't know?

Bee: *snort*

Author: Well, let's begin?

Ratchet: I really don't know how to-

Taylor: *waves hands at him* Don't say anything unless we ask you something! Alexa and Siri don't talk.

Ratchet: *grumbles*

Miko: Alexa, what's the biggest state in the US?

Ratchet: *does a quick Google search* That would be Alaska.

Author: Nonono, you gotta sound more.. monotone! Like Alexa and Siri do!

Ratchet: Well, I don't know what they sound like, and I would rather not turn into Shockwave, so-

Raf: Siri, who wrote the song Mary, Did You Know?

Miko: Of course you would choose such a peaceful song.

Jack: It's not even close to Christmas yet?

Ratchet: *another Google search* The lyrics were written by Mark Lowry, while the music was written by Buddy Greene. 

Bee: <You know, know that we're trying this, he honestly acts like Alexa often enough->

Smokes: ALEXA, WHO HAS THE BEST WHEELS ON THIS TEAM? *grins*

Ratchet: -_- Definitely not you.

Smokes: HEY-

Taylor: *raises hand* Siri, how many reads does this book have right now? ^^

Ratchet: ??? *slowly checks Wattpad* Over 5k...?

Taylor: *beams* Awesome!

Author: *staring at her awkwardly* Thanks, readers....? *said absentmindedly*

Bulk: Alexa-

Ratchet: I'm done.

Author: WhAT-

Ratchet: I said I'm done. *walks away*

Author: You can't just-