Another one by @Infinitywriter2000 !! She said:

I also dare bulkhead to steal Taylor from ratchet and have him chase bulk down

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Author: WEL-

Bee: <He can't see this one either!!> *quickly shoves Ratchet out*

Ratchet: What the fr-

Taylor: *is sitting on the couch with the other kids* I already saw...

Bulk: Aw, I really have to get between those two?

Alpha: *laughs* Nice one.

Omega: OOOOH THIS IS GOING TO BE SO CUTE!!

OP: This dare seems a lot better than the previous one. *looks over to where Bee went*

Bee: *throws his arms up as he walks back in* <I SAID IT WAS FINE!!>

Alpha: Well, you better get going, Bulk.

Miko: *looks at Taylor* Make it convincing!! 

Taylor: *is confused* But he isn't even here..

Bulk: Well, sorry, Taylor. *picks her up and quickly transforms*

Jack: Woah, careful!

Omega: Oh, she'll be fine.

Author: Bulk isn't supposed to hurt her, just make Ratchet chase him.

Bulk: *beeps* AND WE'RE OFF! *races away*

Raf: Wow, he's into this one.

Jack: Didn't he learn after the last one not to mess with Ratchet?

Author: *shudders* Let's not bring that up. HEY RATCHET, GET BACK IN HERE!! *turns dare off*

Ratchet: *enters* Why do you keep doing that, Bumblebee? *looks around* Where did Taylor go?

Alpha: Wow, he noticed fast.

Omega: *beams* That is so cute.

OP: *walks up to Ratchet* It seems that Bulkhead wished to take Taylor on a drive, old friend.

Ratchet: ?? Alright, I just wish she would have told me first.

Raf: Oh, I don't think she really knew about it either..

Miko: *jumps up* HE WENT TO TAKE HER DUNE BASHING!!!

Ratchet: !!! What?! NO

Bee: <He thought she would like it.>

Ratchet: WHY ON CYBERTRON WOULD HE THINK THAT?! *goes to monitor* BULKHEAD GET BACK HERE NOW

Bulk: *over commlink* Nah, she'll have tons of fun! Miko loves this kind of thing!

Ratchet: Taylor is nothing like Miko! Bring her back now!

Miko: HEY

Bulk: *over commlink* Chill, Ratchet. 

Taylor: *over commlink* Actually, dune bashing sounds a little extreme..

Bulk: *over commlink* OKAY BYE *shuts commlink off*

Ratchet: FHLSJFHKSHISJHJHETHHSKHBVHEJ *transforms and races off*

Author: Woah, that was quick.

Alpha: He coulda just used a GroundBridge..

Omega: But then he would be able to chase her!

Author: Well, anyways, I have to go now so the readers can see how this ends. 

Arcee: How are you going to catch up with them? 

Author: *poofs and is gone*

OP: We probably should not question her any longer.

*meanwhile, with Bulk and Taylor*

Taylor: Uuum, are we really going to go dune bashing? Because that sounds kind of dangerous..

Bulk: Heck, no. Just needed to sell it to your guardian.

Taylor: Oh, okay, phew.

Ratchet: *swerves in front of Bulkhead out of nowhere*

Bulk: WOAH!! *brakes*

Taylor: YIPE! *is nearly thrown forward but is kept back from Bulkhead's seatbelt*

Ratchet: *transforms* OKAY LET HER OUT NOW!!

Bulk: *is terrified* U-UH.. yeah, okay. *opens door*

Taylor: *jumps out quickly and runs over to Ratchet* It's okay! I'm fine!

Ratchet: *kneels over and picks her up gently* What on earth was he thinking?!

Taylor: *raises her hands on touches his faceplate* It was just a dare. He was supposed to take me away and make you chase me. That's all. He wasn't really going to take me dune bashing. 

Ratchet: *abruptly calms down* Oh. Is that all?

Bulk: *is remembering the last time he ticked Ratchet off* Y-Yep! Exactly! Just a dare, haha!

Ratchet: Oh. Well, then, I apologize for nearly ripping your helm off.

Bulk: *startled* S-Sure...

Taylor: *is raised to sit on his shoulder plate* I don't think any of the Autobots are going to hurt me on purpose, Ratchet.

Ratchet: *looks at her* You get injured a lot. It worries me..

Taylor: ^/////^ I'm alright, but thank you.

Bulk: Oh, so it is going to be like that every time...

Author: *is behind them* SORRY NOT SORRY I LOVE MY SHIP!!

Bulk: WHAT THE-

Author: Well, that's the end of that dare! I hope you guys have enjoyed!

Bulk: Where did yo-