+Author's note

Use the song above for the fight scene! The video below is the original movie clip this story was based on my dear readers~

Also, you need to read Screwychoas's story to fully understand this story~

"Mick! Come on!!"

Sniper slowly trudged up the stone steps, his lean frame heaving with each step he took.

(Y/n) was already at the very top of the stairs. Normally she'd be complaining about climbing them, but today was different.

"C'mon Mickey!!!!!"

Despite (Y/n)'s frantic cries, the bushman was still slow. He gave a huff but he just waved her off. He was trying his best.

The Austraillian was exhausted. He would have called it a day if he hadn't made that promise to take (Y/n) to an exhibit...? Show..? Honestly, he was too tired to even remember what it was about.

Finally reaching the top, he found (Y/n) tapping her foot impatiently.

"Mickkk we gotta go!!!"

"What's tha rush? The show ain' going anywher-"

"Mick, I have litterally told you 5 times this week that this is the only chance I can get the limited edition of the candy perfume by the Screwychoas Candyman series!!"

"Oi..."

He tried to remember if he had heard anything of the sort in the past week.

In all honesty, he's been tired this whole month, and he'd barely been able to keep up with his girlfriend on dates.

He really couldn't help it. The bushman hadn't gotten much sleep lately, and BLU had been pushing in on their territory; The REDs have been working double time just to hold their ground.

Not that (Y/n) would know anything about this. After all, she didn't even know he was an assassin, let alone a jarate thrower.

(Y/n) had been growing increasingly frustrated with her boyfriend, but had always let it slide when he turned up dead tired for their dates.

And just now, she stood in front of him as he scrunched his face up, trying to remember what she had been telling him so excitededly this week.

She gave a sigh and let it slide again.

"C'mon, we better hurry before it gets sold out"

"Wot? Sell out? Why would they sell perfume at a convention hall?"

(Y/n) gave a frustrated sigh.

"You promised to take me to a perfume expo. Remember?"

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Stepping inside, Sniper immediately regretted making the promise with (Y/n).

Sweet flowery scents mixed together hung heavily in the convention hall like clouds, smells of grapefruit, peach, and herbs stung the bushman's nose, almost making him gag with sweet clouds of perfume.

After scanning various banners, (Y/n) ran off towards the colored banner that had the letter C. Taking off so suddenly that she startled him.

"Wait! Sheila-"

But she already took off, and Sniper tiredly rubbed his temples as he followed after.

He passed by various colorful booths, with scents that were more colorful than their display. Being surrrounded by so many perfume, he felt as if his nose was going to go numb,

After a long walk, he found (Y/n) at a booth that was decorated like a sweet shop. She was giggled as she clutched a colorful paper bag.

Sniper lightly smiled to himself. So she got the exclusive... whatever it was called after all. Seeing her beam made him feel...

Furious when he saw who she was talking to.

The BLU Spy chuckled with (Y/n), laughing about something Sniper couldn't hear.

When he walked up to the both of them, (Y/n) turned to beam up at her boyfriend.

"Oh! Mickey! You're here! Look at this! The candy perfume was sold out but then I met Clarence here,"

She gestured towards the Frenchman.

"And he gave me his bottle because he bought two for his sister! Isn't that nice of him??"

Sniper clenched his teeth, and was about to open his mouth when (Y/n) suddenly threw her bag into his arms.

"Hey! Sorry but I gotta go to the restroom. Why don't you introduce yourself to Clarence?? I think you'd like him!"

With that, she went off again.

Making sure she was out of sight, Sniper glared at the smirking Frenchman.

"Clarence?"

The BLU Spy gave a mocking bow.

"At 'our service mon ami"

"Don't you 'mon ami' me!!! Wot do ya think you're doing talking to my sheila?!"

Spy raised an eyebrow.

"Oh? Is she 'our girlfriend? I never would 'ave guessed! Since 'ou 'aven't even escorted 'er 'ere!"

"Well you just stay away from (Y/n) ya bloody dingo! If you so much as lay a finger on her.."

"Lay a finger on her? Oh please bushman, I wouldn't 'arm a lovely belle such as (Y/n). As for staying away, what wrong 'ave I done other zhan giving 'er zhe one zhing 'er boyfriend failed to get 'er?"

Sniper glowered, walking up to the Frenchman.

"Oi'm warning ya spook.."

Spy laughed, backing up as he put his hands up playfully.

"Alright, I see zhat (Y/n) has a boyfriend.."

Sniper gave a snort, and somewhat calmed down. Spy gave a chuckle, and turned away from the booth.

"Anyways.. It's not zhe first time I've went after a taken woman"

And so it began.

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BLU Spy and Sniper came running out of the convention center, punching and kicking each other as they dodged each blow.

People started running out of the way, watching the fight from afar. A collection of amused/startled/frightened faces surrounded the two men.

"GAHHH!! OI'M GONNA RIP YA LIMB FROM LIMB!!"

"HA! 'ou can't even rip sliced bread!!"

The two men held onto each other's front shirts until they toppled into the fountain that stood in front of the convention center.

Spy pinned Sniper down into the fountain and dragged him around like a rag doll.

"STAY.AWAY.FROM.MOI.GIRL!"

Spy latched onto Sniper's ankle, and pulled him down into the fountain, and he pushed his face down into the water.

"HA! That's for ruining my suit!"

Sniper jumped up and pushed Spy to the other side of the fountain. Staggering, both men tried to catch their breath as they leaned against the fountain's rock walls.

*Huff*... *huff*.."just... just what were ya thinkin'... ya lil' weasel.. Oi'm.. oi'm gonna kill ya..!!"

Spy panted.

Just then, a sugary sweet scent of candy perfume wafted in the air, and (Y/n) came running up holding her paper bag, looking into the fountain mortified.

"What're you both doing in there?! I leave you two alone for 5 seconds and you go and make this fountain into some mosh pit!!"

Spy gave a smile and waved.

"Ah, mon amour! You used the perfume I gave you! How is it?"

(Y/n) gave a annoyed look.

Clearly this was not the best time to be discussing perfume.

"Look, thi-"

She was cut off when she was suddenly hoisted into the air. A man in a gas mask and RED fire suit picked her up bridal style.

Sniffing the air around (Y/n), he giggled as he carried her off.

Sniper and Spy stood there with gaping mouths.

Turning to each other, both nodded and proceeded to run after Pyro together.

+Extended ending

It's been a long day. (Y/n)'s boyfriend ended up fighting with her new friend, both wound up in a fountain dripping wet, and now she was being kidnapped by a giggling stranger.

She sighed but slightly smiled when she remembered the candy perfume.

Hugging it tightly, she whispered to herself.

"It's all worth it as long as I have you candy perfume.."

She closed her eyes sweetly and gave a small contented sigh as she listened to the angry distant cries of Mickey and Clarence running after her and her kidnapper.