+Author's Note

I love the payload map snowycoast..! Best map ever!!
What are your favorite maps? Or type of game?

"Hug me"

Christian scooted carefully towards (Y/n) as he slowly extended one arm.

He started to sweat nervously and gently put one arm behind his girlfriend. He was about to get closer to her when she suddenly slapped his arm away.

"Not like that!!"

Quickly moving his arm away, he gave a sigh.

"(Y/n), 'ow long does this thing usually las-"

(Y/n) gave a hiss.

"Ok nevermoind then"

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CBS was barely just sitting at the opposite end of the couch. His girlfriend was wrapped in a blanket, taking up most of the space on the couch, which caused him to barely be able to sit.

"Darlin', maybe Oi should just sit on the floo-"

(Y/n) shot him a glare, and Christian silently obeyed and stayed in his place.

Spy wasn't kidding when he said periods weren't to be taken lightly.

Shifting uncomfortably, (Y/n)'s face scrunched up in pain again.

"Sweetheart... do ya want me to go get ya somethin'?"

(Y/n) beamed for the first time that day, making CBS both happy and frightened at the same time.

"Yeah... I could use some snacks, drinks an-"

(Y/n) cringed.

"Some painkillers or something"

Christian nodded and started running out of the room.

He was glad he had the chance to step out to get some fresh air and not get beaten up for no good reason.

Starting up his van he gave a tired sigh.

'Now Oi know 'ow them bloody BLUs feel loike..'

CBS gave a growl, and tried not to feel bad for the BLUs now.

Which was hard.

He rubbed the bruise on his forhead (Y/n) made.

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Walking down the aisle Christian pushed the shopping cart and looked around.

"Hmnn.. snacks.."

He went down an aisle again and swept through it, packing almost every snack in the entire aisle.

Colorful boxes of cereal, chocolate cookies, chips of all shapes and sizes and bright colored candy were now being unloaded into the cart forming a small mountain.

He managed to pack several gallons of soda and juice, with some chocolate on the side. Satisfied with his work, he was about to leave when he got a text message.

He flipped his cell phone out and saw the text was from (Y/n).

Christian
I'm out of pads can u get some ~(*°3°*)~ thnx

With a grunt, CBS sent a reply and slowly walked down another aisle.

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"WOT?!"

Christian stood there in mortification.

There were at least dozens and dozens of different pads, with all kinds of different shapes and sizes.

Giant shelves loomed over him like mountains, and CBS stood there dumbfounded.

"Wot the hell!?! There's at least a hundred of these!"

He looked around in a hurry, trying to see if anyone near him could at least explain what to buy.

He saw a man nearby also looking through the neatly arranged aisle.

Christian hurried over.

"Ay! you! Do you have any ide-"

The man gave Christian a sad look as he shook his head.

"No..."

CBS gave a sigh as he went on to go looking throughout the aisle.

A couple of women shopping giggled as they passed by the giant fierce Austrailian fumbling through various packets of pads and tampons.

"Awww look at him!"

"What a nice man! Getting all those things for a lady~"

CBS turned red and scowled at them, but the women just giggled harder as they walked along.

Christian growled as he went through the aisle, completely confused and lost.

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After buying at least one of every type of pad, and a cartload of food, he came back to (Y/n)'s house to find her crying.

Startled, he threw shopping bags away and rushed to her side. He rocked her in his arms and had asked what had upset her so much.

"Have you ever realized how pigeons feel?!"

Christian sat there, unable to find a way to comfort his weeping girlfriend.

"Oi... um..."

"Think about it! Pigeons are so creepy looking and are frowned upon, but people call doves beautiful!!"

"Yes well-"

"MAYBE PIGEONS WANT TO BE CALLED BEAUTIFUL TOO!!"

Sobbing into his arms, Christian convinced her that pigeons could also be called beautiful, and managed to soothe (Y/n).

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(Y/n) finally found a comfortable spot to take a nap.

CBS however, had to disagree.

....Well not out loud at least.

(Y/n) used Christian as a pillow as she took a nap on her bed.

Bored out of his wits, Christian tried to reach out for a book, his cellphone or anything to keep him sane.

Trying to extend his arm to the nearest book, (Y/n) groaned in her sleep, making Christian flinch in fear of waking her.

After making sure (Y/n) was fully asleep again, he tried to pry her off for a moment, when (Y/n) suddenly twitched in her sleep.

CBS grew white with fear, watching (Y/n) in her sleep, not sure if it was safe to try to move again.

Giving an exasperated sigh, Christian gave up and decided to count how many floating particles of dust there were in the room.

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The sun started setting, and the entire neighborhood was now basking in the calmer colors of dusk, with crickets singing and light streaming out from the windows.

(Y/n) seemed much more relaxed. She slowly closed her eyes in content as she leaned against Christian.

It had been a long day for the both of them, and they finally were able to settle down peacefully, enjoying the quiet evening together.

They were both watching (Y/n)'s favorite movie when she started burrying herself into Christian's arms.

Despite being hit, bitten or yelled at for most of the day, CBS couldn't help but give a small chuckle at how adorable (Y/n) was.

Afterall, she was his cute little... uh... monster...?

(Y/n) turned and gazed at CBS lazily. A small smile playing on her lips as she caught his attention.

"Christian?"

"Mmn...?"

"You're so sweet to me"

CBS chuckled as he ran his fingers through (Y/n)'s hair, making her purr.

"Anythin' for moi koala bear"

(Y/n) gave a sigh of content as CBS kept petting her, nuzzling into her neck occassionaly.

"Tell me if ya need anythin' else. Alroight?"

(Y/n) giggled and nodded. She turned her head and gave Christian a quick peck on the cheek.

"You're the best Christian"

Christian chuckled to himself as (Y/n) turned to watch the rest of the movie.

'Some assassin Oi am, lettin' this ankle biter walk all over me loike a door mat..'

Christian looked at (Y/n) and admired how her eyes twinkled as she watched the movie. How her face brightened up, and how her tinkling laughter sounded like music.

Pulling her closer to him, he smiled and gazed at (Y/n) fondly.

'Guess Oi made the roight choice'

And they cuddled together in the cozy living room, comfortable and finally at ease.

"Don't pet me like that!!!"

*WHACK*

"GAH!!!!"