+Author's note

Merry Christmas everyone~🎄

Spy gave a deep sigh and pinched his brows together.

"So let me get zhis straight.."

Spy took a deep drag of his cigarette.

"We all bought zhe same gift for (Y/n)?"

8 men exchanged awkward glances at each other, whilst holding identical (favorite animal) dolls.

"Well, dis was definately my idea-"

"Vhat do jou mean it vas jour idea?! We all saw (Y/n) fawning over zhis doll back at zhe mall!"

Dell gave an amused look.

"Though.. I have to say, I didn' really think we'd all end up gettin' the same doll for (Y/n)"

Everyone stood there, holding the same doll you've been eyeing for months. Exactly the same, the only difference was the way they were wrapped.

"Well, I'm giving this to (Y/n) maggots-"

"Nyet, Heavy will do"

"Wait justa tick!"

The men started fighting amongst themselves, each wanting to earn your favor. And just before it got out of hand, Engineer spoke up.

"Hold it! Hold it! How about we all make changes to the dolls??"

The 9 men stopped fighting, and looked up at Engineer.

Sniper raised an eyebrow.

"Wot kind of changes?"

"Why don't we all decorate the dolls to look different? We could even add a bit of our stuff to the mix! Think about it, maybe an Engineer (f/a) doll with a wrench! And ah spah one, ah sniper one.."

Everyone murmered in agreement, and nodded.

"Dat actually sounds pretty good!"

Engineer smiled as his idea seemed to work out with everyone without complaint.

"Hudda hudda!"

Everyone froze and looked at Pyro.

Narrowing his eyes, Demoman peered at Pyro, doubting what he had just heard.

"Whaddya mean (Y/n) doesn't need any of these anymore?"

"Hudda hudda hudda!"

Pyro pointed outside and 9 mercenaries saw you unloading a giant stuffed version of (f/a), giggling to yourself as you started heading inside the base.

Everyone started panicking. Screaming, stuttering and running around; no one seemed to know what to do, or where to hide the gifts as you started unlocking the door to the base.

"Hey guys I'm bac-"

You looked up to see Scout running out of the room with Heavy and Demo, Pyro shot himself to go to respawn, Soldier climbing up the empty fire place, Spy using his clocking device, while Engineer and Sniper climbed out the window.

Trying to follow them out, Medic failed to move through the opening in the window, and just jumped through the window, glass shattering everywhere.

You stood there in shock.

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"ALRIGHT OUTTA MY WAY-"

"GIT OUTTA MOI VAN YA WANKA!!"

"THAT'S MY TRUCK-"

"MON DIEU YOU CAN' FIT ZHERE HEAVY!!!"

All the Mercenaries started scrambling into any car available.

Scout and Demoman scrambled in with Sniper's van, Medic and Soldier got into the Engineer's van, while Heavy somehow managed to lodge himself into Spy's sports car.

Despite the complaints and death threats, all three vehicles managed to roar to life as they drove out of the base, leaving tracks in the snow below them.

"WAIT! GUYS!!!!"

You only ran after them in vain, watching smoke blow out from the back of their cars.

"Geeze, what is wrong with them..?"

You turned around to find the doll you bought for yourself, only to find it was gone.

"Wha-"

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Team Sniper P.O.V

The three men ran into the mall, stopping at the huge autitorium in the middle.

Catching their breaths, they all started their second panic attack for the day.

Scout soon caught his breath and spoke up.

"Ok, first, what does (Y/n) like?!"

The men started brain storming, either grasping their heads or covering their mouths. Many on lookers stared as they passed, and a passing child giggled and pointed.

"Mommy! They look like they're pooping with their heads!"

Scout gave a shout of joy.

"(Y/N) LOVES (FAVORITE SINGER)!!!" And with that, he started scrambling away with Demoman screaming after him.

Sniper sweated bullets as his head started spinning.

A tap on his shoulder caught his attention as a shop attendent smiled up at him and gave a small packet.

"We're giving out free samples of tooth paste~ have one for free!"

Sniper stood there, eyeing the tooth paste packet in his hand.

He snapped his head up, a dark grin plastered onto his face, causing the attendent to flinch.

"Mate, Oi have no idea why yer handing out tooth paste, but Oi'm gonna need a lot more"

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Team Engineer's P.O.V

Engineer brought his truck to a halt in front of Hobby Lobby. Medic and Soldier had no experience with the shop and just seemed at a loss for words.

"Alright partners, we'll find somethin' that'll make (Y/n) happy, now let's git goin'!"

The three men ran into the store, breathless, while Medic and Soldier looked around in awe.

They had never seen such a store before, with all kinds of knick knacks, ingredients and more. It had a certain sweet and dusty smell about it, somehow drawing their attention from their original task.

Snapping back to reality, Medic and Soldier shook their heads and started running in opposite directions, pushing angry middled aged woman aside as they made their way deeper inside.

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Team Spy's P.O.V

Spy and Heavy had somewhat calmed down, and fell into an uncomfortable silence. This was the first time they had interacted with each other since they got their jobs.

Heavy was uncomfortably lodged in his seat, hunching his entire body to fit in the small cavity of Spy's car.

Silently looking ahead, Spy kept driving along. An awkward cough now and then broke the silence, but other than that it was absolutely pitiful.

To lighten the dead atmopshere, Spy turned on the radio.

The sound of tinkling started a familiar song.

I don't want a lot for Christmas,
there is just one thing I need.
Don't care about the presents..
underneath the Christmas tree...

Spy founded himself humming along, and was soon startled as the car started shaking.

He glanced sideways to find Heavy also humming to the song. Feeling a gaze, Heavy looked at Spy.

They both seemed rather surprised.

Nonetheless, they kept singing.

I just want you for my own..
More than you could ever know..
Make my wish come trrrrrruuue.....!!

Now looking at each other, they grinned and sang at the top of their voices.

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
IS YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Spy and Heavy exchanged brofists as they kept singing along.

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Back at the base

You were now pacing around the lounge. The fireplace was now crackling, the tree twinkling with mountains of presents underneath, and several snacks were laid out.

"Where the fuck are they?"

You muttered to yourself as you continued pacing. It wasn't like them to miss out on a party or celebration. You all have been planning this for weeks!

Just then, Scout came running in with Demoman, both clutching a CD till the point it was almost cracking, Sniper was holding up what looked like a thousand packets of samples.

"Guys, just where have you-"

Engineer, Medic and Soldier came bursting in, covered in glitter and fake plastic ivy, holding DIY kits of small wooden ornaments and other knick knacks, along with a bottle of edible glitter sprinkles.

"Okay what the fuck? Where did everyone just come back from?"

And finally, Spy and Heavy came in, acting like best friends as they were singing Mariah's famous hits.

Piling their gifts in front of you, you watched with both awe and bewilderment as you went through the piles of gifts.

"What..? Is this all for me?"

"Yep! Every last one girly!"

"We jus' wanted ya to have a nice present darlin'"

You giggled at their looks. Though they looked like they lost an argument with a kung fu master, they looked damned pleased with themselves.

Rummaging through the presents, you voiced the things you had recieved.

"Wow! A CD of (f/s)? Samples of toothpaste... in wha..?? There's cookie dough flavored toothpaste??"

Sniper gave a shy grin and scratched the back of his head.

"DIY kits.. a painting set, sprinkles and food spray.. and a lot of fake fruit and flowers"

You giggled as you saw the presents, when Spy and Heavy handed you a elegantly gift wrapped box, and exchanging brofists.

Unwrapping the box, you found sexy lingerine inside in shades of your favorite colors, and a slab of Russian chocolate.

"You guys are so weird, Where did you eve- pppffffttt!!!!"

You ended up laughing all together at the strange gifts and the strange fragments of wood chips, leaves and samples lodged in everyone's hair.

Wiping tears from your eyes, you grinned.

"Thanks, this is really.. something else"

"Anyzhing for our fräulein!"

"Da! Leetle girl is worth it"

"Just for ya sheila!"

"C'mon! Let's get dis party started!!"

You all cheered when Pyro suddenly burst into the room, looking around for you.

"Hey, Pyro, what's up?"

Pyro took your hand and led you upstairs, much to your suprise. The men exchanged glances and followed after.

Pyro stopped in front of your door, and led you inside; as you gasped with delight.

Piles of (f/a) dolls were neatly arranged and the giant doll you had bought earlier sat on your bed with a giant silk ribbon.

And Pyro let off a very small firework that had the words, "MERRY CHRISTMAS" That sparkled with gold, red and green.

You squealed with happiness as you held Pyro into a tight hug.

"Thank you so much Pyro!!"

The others shot dirty looks at the pyromaniac, while he only gave a teasing wave of his hand.

You giggled.

"Best.Christmas.Ever!!!!!"