Your P.O.V.

I bounce on Demo's stickys, which affects my health, but also launches me into the air for an ultimate Blu-team-killing barrage! Nearly all of them are sent back to spawn, and I crater into an intel room.

"You gotta practice landin', darlin'." I groan and drag myself over to the dispenser.

"Shuddup, Engie." He chuckles and helps me along, then props me up on it.

I moan in relief as the red healing glow surrounds me. The Engie goes back to watching the intel. I observe his actions. He's always making sure that nothing has moved, and whenever a cloaked Spy approaches, he can spot it immediately.

"Hey Engie, do you have O.C.D.?" His head whips over to me, his face flushed with embarrassment.

"Ah didn't, didn't know you were still here. Uh, yeah, didn't know until I joined the team actually. The doctors at home never diagnosed me with nothin', so Ah thought it was just natural to be as attentive as Ah was. Shouldn't you be out there in the battle?" I shrug.

"I got my kill quota before I cratered, so no need." He nods and comes over, sitting down next to me.

"Are ya sure Medic won't get mad?" I chuckle.

"I don't know, and I don't care. I nearly cratered, a very painful death. I'm pulling myself a pass." Engie nods and sets up his Rancho Relaxo next to us, just for the beer.

Pyro wanders in at one point and sits down on Engie's Relaxo. Neither me or Engie mind.

After the battle, I'm faced with an angry man of medicine.

"Where were jou." I shrug nonchalantly and try to walk past him. He puts an arm out to stop me. I sigh.

"With the Intel."

"Why weren't jou on zhe battlefield, where jou were supposed to be?" I shrug and try to push past him again. He stops me again.

"You should not resist Doktor..." Heavy places a hand on my shoulder to make sure I don't go anywhere. I groan.

"I had gotten my kill quota, and I protected the intel a couple times. It doesn't matter." Then I remembered I was the team's only other healer.

"Jou...abandoned us...because of PURE LAZINESS?! WHAT ZHE FUCK!" I roll my eyes and look up at Heavy.

"does zhe fraulein have her mittelschmerz?" I ask quietly while Medic is raging. Heavy groans and nods. Medic stops yelling.

"UND WHAT ARE JOU ZWEI TALKING ABOUT?!" We both look Medic straight in the eyes and shrug, which gets him angrier. Heavy lets me go and I run.

I exit my room at dinnertime, hoping I can avoid Medic. I end up running into him, but don't get in trouble. Mostly because he wasn't paying attention to me, he was paying attention to Heavy. Who was kissing him. I quickly and quietly ran, not wanting to disturb their moment.

"Geez, took ya long enough." I roll my eyes and scoff at Scout.

"Oh, like you haven't seen what Medic does when he's mad." Scout groans out of a need to complain about something and finding nothing.

"This sucks on ice..." I whap him over the head and get my plate, sitting down on the couch and digging in.

"You eat like a pig." I continue eating, deflecting Scout's pubescent insult.

"Oh, so you've gone deaf, too? No wonder you didn't hear us calling for ya while we were dyin'." I lose my patience for a moment, before going back to eating.

"HEY! HENTAI BITCH! WHY DON'T YOU BE USEFUL AND SUCK OUR DICKS?!" That was the final straw. I like to think I have a good handle on my anger.

"That's it."

I set my plate down and walk towards him. He chuckles, until I place my hands on the sides of his face. I lean in close to him.

"well, this took a sudden turn..." He says while blushing.

"so will your neck." I snap his neck, then get away from his face, walk over to a window, and toss him out of it.

"Jesus, darlin'. A bit angry?" I nod and go back to the essential act of eating, finishing up quickly as usual. I go back upstairs, to realize I probably shouldn't be here. There's thumping coming from Heavy's room, a sure sign to get the fuck away. I run back downstairs.

"What's up, sheila? You usually go back to your room after you're done." I shrug.

"Heavy and Medic are probably doing the nasty, eh lass?" I nod and sit down in the corner, pulling out my phone and earbuds.

"You could help me in the workshop, darlin'. Ah could use the help." I get up and nod, putting my stuff away. He smiles and leads me to his workshop.

It's filled with different mechanical parts, both Red and Blu. The Blu parts were most likely picked up after he destroyed a teleporter or dispenser, or given to him after Spy sapped a sentry. The Red parts look like they'd all go together if he could figure out how to do it.

His personal mini-sentry perked up when he came in. He chuckled and patted it. The sentry emitted a happy-sounding beep. I giggle and follow him to his table.

"Whatcha working on right now?" He pulls out a spare wrench and hands it to me.

"A mini-dispenser and a new item for Scout, the Tossable Teleporter." I 'ooh'd.

"Sounds intriguing." He nods.

"You know how dispensers work, right?" I nod.

"Well, the mini-dispenser only needs a bit more work before Ah can deploy it on th' battlefield. Would you mind fine-tuning it, and seeing if it works for anyone other than me once it's done?" I nod. He smiles and turns to a little Red canteen, what I'm guessing is the Tossable Teleporter.

I look at the mini-dispenser, and see that it's mostly done, it just needs a few things connected. I finish it quickly, then pick it up and turn it on. I get some crossbow bolts and the familiar red glow surrounds me. I smile and bring it out to the others. They all congratulate the Engie on his achievement, then I bring it back to the workshop.

"It works for everyone." He smiles.

"Good! Ah was worried that it wouldn't work." I smile as well and sit down next to him, keeping him company while he works on the TT prototype. Suddenly, he whoops with joy, startling me.

"AH'M DONE! THIS IS THE GREATEST THING AH'VE EVER DONE! Oh, uh, sorry darlin'." I giggle.

"It's fine. Want me to go give this to Scout?" He shakes his head and stands up. I stand up with him.

"Ah want ta see this in action mahself." He looks genuinely giddy. He walks out of the room. I follow him.

"Whaddya want, hardhat?" Engie holds out the canteen.

"It's somethin' new Ah made for ya. Toss it anywhere ya want, and it teleports ya there after a few seconds. Takes place'a yer pistol, or yer Mad Milk, or whatever you're usin' in battle these days." Scout smiles.

"Thanks, hardhat! I'm guessin' that this is a test run?" Engie nods.

"Ah want to make sure it works first, before I add it to the Community Workshop list." (the TT is an actual Workshop item, and it's demonstrated by Karma Charger. go check his channel out, he has more demonstrations as well, including taunts and joke weapons. I think he's the dude who does stock and craftable weapon/taunt demonstrations for the official TF2 Wiki, too! all around, a cool dude.)

"Sure thing. Let's go to the testing range!" They start walking along. I follow after them quietly. Engie's so smart, it's amazing! He's always working on something new in his lab, and he even lets the other team in on his inventions. He's so sweet!

Once we arrive at the item testing range, the Scout immediately tosses the canister to the far end of the room.

"DAGNABIT, BOY! BE CAREFUL!" The Scout chuckles nervously, then disappears in a flash of Red. I look over to the other side of the room, and see him standing there in a daze, with a giant curvy cut on his arm.

"Woah, that was- AAAAAAH! MEDIC!" He starts running around and panicking when he sees his splinch.

"Ugh, vas ist los?" I smile meekly.

"He got splinched..." Medic sighs and grabs the Med Bottle floating there, bringing it over to Scout.

"You should've waited, boy! Ah was about to tell you that you needed to wear something for safety purposes! Ah'm surprised it worked at all without the tracker, t'be honest..." I giggle.

"YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME THAT ON THE WAY HERE, GRANDPA!"

"SHUT UP, YOU BASEBALL BAT-SWINGING PRE-PUBESCENT LENNY-BINDING LIME IDIOT!" Scout gets up and walks over to me, poking me in the chest threateningly.

"HEY, IT'S CALLED BEING COOL! LOOK IT UP, NARUTO!" Medic 'ooooh's.

"Oh yeah? You know what is REALLY cool? Flirting with an obvious lesbian, even when she has rejected you multiple times and has even told you that she's into girls." Engie whistled at that one. Scout's face went red.

"I- I- THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW SHE WAS A LESBIAN?!" I roll my eyes as Medic moves over to my side of the room, taking my side in the fight.

"She works making sure the broken laws are kept secret, and she also lugs around her .45 magnum and shotgun everywhere. She also looks and smiles at me more, and she's even asked me out once." Scout's jaw dropped.

Then I dropped the ultimate bomb.

"I'm getting more pussy than you ever will."

Things went batshit.

Medic roared with Schadenfreude and patted me harshly on the back.

Engie couldn't take it, his hands flew to his temples and he started screaming.

Everyone else surrounded me and started screaming at how epic I was.

Scout died right then and there.

I smiled cockily, knowing that I had shut Scunt down once and for all. He would never bother anybody again as long as I was around.

"Darlin', that was amazing!" I giggled and looked at Engie, who was smiling widely.

"Thanks, Engie." He smiled a bit more, before considering something for a moment.

"Darlin', uhm, could ya...uhm..." A light blush started to spread across his cheeks. The others started to back off.

"Would ya...maybe, uh, help me out again? With my inventions? Uh, anytime you like, Ah'm not picky..." I giggle and Pat his helmet.

"Sure thing, Engie. It's a date." He blushed harder.

"W-wait, not like, date-date, right? Just, like, a date like an ap-appointment, right? Yeah, yeah, that's it..." I chuckle at how cute he is.

"I look forward to working with you again." He smiles at me again.

"Me too, sugar cube."