Requested by: kennaryan123
I tried to make it seem as badass as possible... not sure if I succeeded though

My parents were killed when I was just 5... It was the night that I lost what it meant to be a kid, i was supposed to run, but i didn't, i hid in the cupboard under the kitchen sink to strike at any given moment.

Normally I was, quick, quiet, stealthy, thus the nickname snake, my actual name though was (Y/n).

If u remember this correctly, one of the men came into the kitchen, looking for l, and I quote 'the little bitch'... too bad they didn't know this little bitch was ready for anything, i had a knife, and marbles outside the cupboard door. Big mistake buko, not checking where your walking, if your wondering, yes, the inspiration for marbles was home alone. The guy slipped, and I opened to cupboard door, and stabbed the guy, then ran, but slipped on the marbles 'crap' i thought as I heard more people running in, but it wasn't the same people, in fact it was only one guy, and he was dressed in red/blu, and he was wearing a weird hat with a headset hooked up to It. He didn't seem like he was any threat, but i still had my guards up.

I practically jumped up into a fighting stance, and the guy actually looked scared.

"Look, kid I ain't gonna hurt ya... so put the knife down," he had an accent, but i couldn't put my finger on what kind.

"Who are you, what are you doing in here?!" I asked frantically.

"Whoa, one question at a time kid... the names scout, what's yours?" He asked rather calmly.

"I'm not telling you! Not until you answer my second question, what are you doing here?" I replied nastier than I was expecting.

"I'm here on a mission, i was assigned to take you with us," he told me, soon realising his mistake.

"Us?"

"Um, y-yeah, i mean, my friends are all out in the car, now are you gonna tell me your name?" He asked while rubbing the back if his neck.

"No..." I told him while walking outside, then it hit me "BOSTON!" I shouted a bit louder than anticipated, yeah, i was a bit smarter than average kids my age, so what?

Present

"Go On," said a German accent.

"Well," i started again

9 years prior

"Scout! Watch this," i yelled over to the man who had rescued me last year.

"Whatcha doin kid?" He asked, but soon saw me there in front of him in my snake like atire, although they gave me the class called ninja, since it suited me the most. "Whoa! Where da hell did u come from dude?!" He said as He, and take my word for It, jumped almost 5 feet in the air, and I just laughed.

Then he finally relaxed a bit, he realized where I came from, as he saw a high ledge. "I got engie to build it for me!" I said very cheerfully.

Present

"It was soon gonna be my first battle... heh, i was The. Youngest mercenary to be out on the battle feild," i said, chuckling softly as I let a single tear slip.

"Interesting, now continue, bitte," the German man requested, so I obliged.

"My first battle didn't go as planned, and they babied me throughout the whole thing, and with that, we lost, but they didn't seem to care all that much, now my second battle didn't happen for a long time,"

8 years prior

"SCOUT!" I yelled as he was shot down... dang it, i blew my cover I thought to myself as a sentry beeped, and I knew that was it, i was done for, so I closed my eyes, awaiting my temporary death, but i didn't feel a thing. I opened my eyes only to see that it had been sapped, and spy looking at me expecting me to move or something, and once the confusion wore off, i was back to fighting, only this time, i made sure to keep my mouth shut, and turns out that was all I needed to do to get the enemy's intelligence!

But I wasn't going to celebrate yet, i still had to get it back to my teams base, and that wasn't the easiest part, but i met scout on the way back, so I passed him the Intel, and that was a smart desicion since there was an übercharges heavy running our way, and I had got shot down, but scout got the enemy Intel to our intelligences room, and que the celebration.

Engie had helped scout and I to bake a cake, since they both knew that's all I wanted to do then without a fight I would willing go my room.

"Now, all you have to put in is..." I had trailed off as I thought of a perfect prank on all of the guys, but to do it, i would need to be fast.

"Yo, Snake!" I soon snapped out of it smirking devishly.

I motioned for both men to huddle together, and they followed, "engie, what ever you do, don't eat the cake... I'm gonna replce the milk with hot sauce... my moms old recipe too," my smirk had grown at both mens confusion, then i showed them, they looked at each other, than nodded, so we all hatched a plan on how to make it seem as if we needed supplies.

As scout and I started baking, he asked for the eggs, but while grabbing them, i dropped them.

Step 1: drop the eggs

Step 2: go and tell engie we need eggs

Step 3: collect hot sauce supplies

As I finished collecting everything we needed, i saw an old man, my grandfather. "GRANDPA!" I yelled over to get his attention, and did it ever work.

"(Y/n), is that you?" He asked as he walked over.

"Yeah! Now tell me, do i got everything I need for the family hot sauce?" I asked as he fixed his glasses... And he shook his head.

"Y-your name is (y/n)? I've known you for 2 years and I'm just learning your name?!" Scout practically Yelled, but i just ignored him, as my grandpa gave me a paper that said all the ingredients, and I just giggled.

"Thank you grandpa! I'll try to keep up with you, but if I can't it's because I'm at work," i told him with a cheeky grin.

Once we got back to the base, i got straight to work, and after it was finished, and scout and I baked the prank cake, we got ready for the reactions of everyone...

Present

"And, was it ever worth it, everyone was running to the fridge, well every except for sniper... he seemed to be enjoying the cake," i said.

"Really, hm, i vouldn't of ever imagined sniper enjoying so much spice, well anyways, continue,"

"Well... not much happened after that, until I was ten, Yeah, when I was just turning ten scout played the best prank ever!"

5 years ago

Finally! Double digits was all that was on my mind that day... I didn't really care what I got, but one thing was for sure, i was a hellava lot like soldier when it came to training, i hated, and I mean HATED being inturupted. So as I was training, scout decided that it would be a bright idea to put a bucket of hot water on a rope, and was slowly cutting the rope, and let's just say, it didn't end well for scout as he had to stay in the medical ward for over 3 weeks...

But other than that, the year was awesome, and my birthday was even better! Spy got me a knife, which was taken away the minute I got it since I had accendently cut demos finger off... heh, can't say he had too much of a pleasant year, but other than that, and scouts prank, it was awesome...

Present

I paused for a moment as I heard yelling from the other room, that's when I realized it was scout. "Even though he was a dick, he was still like a brother to me, and I would do anything for him, so this is the one thing I will do for, let him go, kill me... he saved me, so now it's my turn to save him," and with that the German came into view.

"Bring herr scout into here, so he can see her chip being ripped out," he yelled to the other men. "Now continue," he said while sitting next to me, and starting to work on removing the respawn chip.

"Gah, the next 4 years weren't at all interesting!! But just last year, a whole lot happened," i yelled.

1 year ago

Finally! I was 14, although I could've used guns for around 2 years, i just stuck to knives, and luring enemies into sentries, it was always funny to hear them scream.

This was the year the administrator allowed us all to go home, so I did, and as I stood there, in the doorway of my old childhood home, i noticed my parents bodies were still there, pretty much just skeletons with bits of flesh still attached. See, most people would get the hell out of there, but, heh, not me, i was an idiot. It was the same day I was killed, but i respawned, much to our medics distaste.

So, i went back, and fought the man who had killed me, and that was really the only ineresting thing to happen...

Present

I couldn't think of anything else to say, so I stayed quiet. And that when I finally realised he was done getting rid of the respawn chip.

I wearily looked down at my arm where the hole that my respawn chip was supposed to be, and smiled, then I looked up to see them drugging a frantic scout, and dragging him back to our base, i took his place, he saved me, i owed him my life.

"So... any last vords?" I heard the enemy medic ask.

"Nah, those are for whimps," i let out an exaughted chuckle as I heard the clicking of a pistol, and the feeling of metal being pushed up against my head

"goodbye, snake."