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The sweet smell of freshly baked cookies wafted throughout the entirety of the [Red/Blu] base, drawing one by one the lean, mean, killing machines that were the [Red/Blu] mercenaries to the kitchen in search of the source of the hypnotizing aroma. At this rate, they all needed something to calm their tired bodies and hearts from their recent victorious battle against the [Enemy Reds/Blus]. Those darn [Enemy Reds/Blus] gave them a real battle to fight this time!

Laughs and cheers erupted throughout the base as a certain [H/C] haired, [E/C] eyed housekeeper giggled while holding a plate of the most decadent cookies the mercenaries have ever laid eyes on.

"Good job on another victory guys! Here's a little something I put together for you all!" [Y/N] gave a wide grin as the mercenaries dove right into the cookies, each one almost melting at the glorious taste of the baked goods.

"Zhis is quite ze treat, mon amour." Spy said as he elegantly cleaned his mouth from the crumbs that stuck to the corners of his lips.

"Danke for zhe treat, Fräulein! It iz delicious!" Medic almost squealed.

"Mighty fine if ah do say so mahself." Engie admitted with a smile.

Murmurs of agreement spread across the mercenaries, making the girl grin, until she heard a particularly loud voice yell out.

"Hey! Are der any left fo' me?!"

Looking down at the now empty plate, crumbs littered the entire surface (as well as the corners of the mercenaries' mouths), not a whole cookie in sight.

[Y/N] was disappointed that the one person she wanted to impress with her treats didn't get to try any, and her heart fell as she gazed upon his downcast face.

"We are sorry, leetle scout. Cookies were very delicious so we took them for ourselves." Heavy said rather glumly, now watching the Bostonian trudge away, the atmosphere growing gloomy.

[Y/N] crossed her arms and gave the team a disgruntled look while repeatedly tapping her foot on the floor.

"Congratulations, guys. This victory just turned into a loss." You grumbled.

"A loss for us or a loss for 'ou, mon cher?" Spy challenged with a smug smile playing on his lips. "Perhaps it is because 'our lover was not able to try 'our treats, non?"

Laughter erupted amongst the men as the girl playfully slapped Spy's arm. Sure, he could be a complete douche sometimes, but everyone knew that he was only teasing.

[Y/N] gave the backstabber a playful pout, her face growing red as his words repeated in her head. Another round of laughter ensued.

"Thanks for the cookies, cupcake!" Soldier almost yelled as he saluted and headed to the rec room, probably to watch a game of football or another documentary on Sun Tzu.

"Da, thank you leetle [Y/N] for delicious cookies." Heavy walked away, Medic hot on his heels. Sniper gave a tip of his hat with a smile, and headed off to his camper to get some rest. Pyro ran away laughing, Demo trudged away into his room, probably drunk off his ass again, and Engineer went to fix his sentry after the enemy Spy had managed to sneak a sapper onto it.

Once everyone left the room, it was only [Y/N] and Spy left.

"May I make a suggestion, petite?" The Frenchman spoke up. You replied with a nod, urging him to go on.

"Try and make zhe boy something that he might enjoy, and remember. We don't want a sad scout running around zhe battlefield, non?"

Soon enough, a lightbulb lit up in the girl's head and with a small "Ok! Thank you!" directed at the Frenchman, she got straight to planning.

Another day, another battle, another win added to the winning streak the [Reds/Blus] where holding. The mercenaries stumbled in, practically tripping over their own feet looking for any kind of treats made by the woman they all appreciated so much.

And there they were.

A plate full of decadent cookies stacked on a plate on the kitchen counter. Without any second thoughts, they sprung upon the plate, munching on and melting at the taste of the delicious goods. As eight mercenaries chowed down on their treat for the day, the ninth bostonian mercenary stood helplessly in the center of the rec room, completely and utterly defeated at the sight of his comrades enjoying his long time crush's baking.

Not too long after did the creator of those divine confectionaries waltz into the room, looking at the eight satisfied mercenaries with amusement.

"I thought you might do that."

And from the oven, the [H/C] haired housekeeper pulled out two trays covered in cookies. Every single mercenary beamed at the sight, and as Soldier went to grab one, the girl slapped his hand away, giving him a glare.

"These aren't for you." She stated sternly.

One by one, she stacked the heart shaped delicacies onto a plate made of china (the one spy had let her keep), a graceful smile playing on her lips.

Carrying the plate, eight of the mercenaries' mouths dropped open, the ninth upturned into a smug grin, as she walked over to the now shocked bostonian as she held the mountain of love that was the cookies out to him, a loving expression on her face.

"Here you go, Scout." She beamed as he took the plate from her, gawking at the sheer sight of the delicacies.

The Bostonian placed the cookies onto a table near him, still keeping eye contact with the girl he adored so much.

"Well, what are 'ou waiting for, boy? Show zhe lady what 'ou can do!" The Frenchman bellowed, and with a nod and a nervous laugh, the bostonian grabbed the top cookie, broke a piece off and placed a part of it in his mouth, biting softly as to not break the piece, but still enough to hold it in place.

With a smug grin plastered onto his face, he dipped the girl in a flash and placed the other end of the piece to her lips, coaxing her to try a piece of the heaven she created. She giggled as her face turned red, responding by biting softly on the piece, mimicking the bostonian's action.

Soon enough, the two began to nibble on the cookie piece, their lips nearing each other. Anticipation kicked into the mercenaries as their lips were only millimeters apart, and with a jolt, Scout captured [Y/N]'s lips with his own, closing his eyes as he leaned in to deepen the kiss. The girl placed her arms around his neck, pulling him closer as whoops and cheers rang out through the rec room.

A few moments passed and air was direly needed, which made the two pull away, panting.

"Wow..." The girl breathed, holding onto the bostonian's shoulders. He pulled her up and grasped her small, delicate hands in his large, bandaged ones. Cheers erupted from the mercenaries with words of praise directed at the two.

With a large smile on both lovebirds' faces, [Y/N] cupped Scout's face and directed it to face her.

"Scout~" She drawled. "Did you take lessons from Spy again?"

"Uh, No?"

"Yes." The Frenchman spoke up from the other end of the room, lighting a cigarette and taking a long puff.

"Ok, maybe I did." Scout confessed. [Y/N] gave a giggle and cupped his face with both of her hands now, leaning in and giving him a sweet kiss, which he instantly melted into.

Snickers and chuckles were heard before eight sets of footsteps exited the room, leaving the girl and the bostonian alone.

Soon enough, both of them pulled away with a laugh, and scout had taken the plate of cookies and sat down on the couch, taking his crush onto his lap.

"So... uh, [Y/N]," He began. "Will you... uhm... will you b-"

"Be your girlfriend?" The girl laughed. "Two kisses didn't answer your question enough, Jeremy?"

The way she said his name sent the bostonian into a frenzy, as he tackled the girl onto the couch, placing small butterfly kisses onto her face and neck, tickling her mercilessly while the plate of cookies sat on the table next to the couch, waiting to be eaten by the new couple.

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WOOP! Theres another oneshot YALL

Honestly I thought this was cute, (I really hope you like it PyrosAndOreos )

NEXT UP IS MEDIC BOIIISSSSS
LUDWIG THA BEB-

Honestly Medic is so underrated. hE NEEDZ LOVE YALL

I am working on posters as well as these oneshots, and along with that Im creating a new cover for my cringy art book lmao.

If you guys want any posters with your mains or any characters from tf2, please tell me and I will get to work on that while Im writing these stories for you guys.

If you have any requests for oneshots, even if you requested already, request away people :D

See you in the next one, Rift Riders!

-Digi