Ah, cease fire day... The one day to relax and not be out on the battle field, sweaty as heck, shooting people's brains out.
You sat lazily slumped on the couch, not doing much. Engineer and Sniper had driven up to the store today to pick up some supplies and treats for all the mercs, and Pyro was jumping up and down all around you hugging his balloonicorn tightly, not being able to hold in his excitement.
"You that excited? Hoping to get a new friend for balloonicorn?" You chuckled. Pyro threw balloonicorn at you and jumped on the couch next to you, crossing his legs and staring at you intently. He nodded vigorously and you giggled, handing him his balloonicorn back.
"I'm hoping to get that new candy perfume in the stores, it's all the rage now a-days." You said, slumping down on the couch again and getting comfy.
A sudden knock sounded from the front entrance and you glanced at Pyro. He seemed confused too.
Usually, if it's a RED, they'd do the secret knock letting the mercs know that they're a RED and not one of the blasted BLU's.
You slowly got up and made your way towards the door. You peeked through the peep hole and Pyro crept up behind you, murmuring something.
"Mmhhph mmph?" He said.
"I think it's just Engie, I can't tell because there's a big bag in the way..." You opened the door cautiously to be met with a gigantic plastic bag that said Mann Co. on it. You laughed, peeking your head around.
"Need some help there?" You asked.
"It'd be much obliged...." Engie grunted. You took some of the bags as did Pyro and started making your way towards the living room area.
"Stuffs here!!" You called as loud as you could. Seconds later, tons of mercenaries came stampeding into the room, making the ground shake like an earthquake, pushing and shoving each other, trying to get to the bags of items.
"Slow down there! I'll hand out the stuff. Sniper'll be here in a gosh darned second with the other stuff, hold Yerr horses!" Engie commanded. He then reached in the bag and started distributing items.
"Bonk! for Scout, some scrumpy for Demo..."
He kept listing items as he handed them out, until you, Scout, and Pyro remained.
Scout opened up his can of Bonk!, which proceeded to fuzz up and spill all over him.
"Wha... Gah! Who shook da bag?!" You looked at Pyro, who was the one skipping while holding the bags, and started giggling uncontrollably. Pyro shrugged, pretending not to know what happened while Scout walked away with a half full can of Bonk! to find a towel. You high-fived Pyro just as Engie walked out with the now empty bag and Sniper walked in with a small one. He pulled out a small cat plushie for Pyro, and.... ERMAHGERD.
The candy perfume!
"Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!!!!!" You said, gratefully taking the perfume. Sniper chuckled.
"Glad you loike it, shiela. 'Wus hard tuh find. Sold out almost everywhere we went."
You giggled, opening it. You then sprayed it onto you, inhaling the sweet scent of candy.
"Mmmmpph mmph!!!" Pyro glomped you, nuzzling his mask in you neck.
"Aack! Pyro..!!" You said, being smushed. You blushed a light tint of pink, being in an really awkward position. He simply mumbled something and kept inhaling, which tickled every time he breathed in.
"Huddahah!"

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You simply refused to stop wearing the perfume. Not only was it the best smelling thing ever, it was all the rage and every girl you passed on the street was jealous!
...But, ever since you put it on, Pyro hasn't been leaving you alone. Every time he saw you, he would tackle you and hug you, trying to sniff your neck.
...Even in battle.

"Hey darlin', can yah watch mah sentry while ah go get some metal?" Engie asked you as you passed by. You pulled back and stopped next to him.
"Sure thing!" You responded cheerfully with a smile. He gave a quick thanks and darted out into the battlefield. The round had just started so there weren't many BLU's back here yet. But they would be here soon, tuefort isn't a very big map.
You sat on top of the sentry, it just being able to support your weight. The sentry beeped and looked around, moving you around with it like a little mini ride. You giggled, sitting criss-cross apple sauce/Indian style. You then heard a de-cloaking noise, and turned to the side to whack a BLU Spy right across the face with (melee weapon of choice), breaking his neck. With an agonizing cry, he gurgled and fell to the dirt covered floor. Too easy...
You spat on him and went back to riding on the sentry, only to hear an all too familiar noise five seconds later.
"Hudddaaaahh! Huddaahhhh!" Pyro cam skipping into the room, and upon seeing you, ran up and glomped you. You fell off the sentry, onto the floor, and Pyro buried his face in the crook of your neck, inhaling deeply, which, yet again, tickled like heck. You giggled uncontrollably and blushed a deep shade of red, trying to push Pryo off to no avail.
Suddenly, BLU Spy appeared in front of you two and clicked his yellow thingymablob shut, and laughed with a small snort. He then placed a Sapper on Engie's sentry and ran away, snorting like the French pig he was.
Engie rounded the corner, carrying an amount of metal bigger than he is. He dropped it all on the ground.
"Alrighty, ah got- what in Sams hill..?!" He looked at the ruined sentry then at you and Pyro. You involuntarily blushed a deep shade of crimson red, and Engie groaned.
"Damn dag nabbit flaggit..." He kept going on, cussing the Spy good. Pyro simply ignored all surroundings and tightened his embrace on you.
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You walked away from the respawn room, where you and Pyro had recently got a major scolding from Soldier for losing this battle. Everyone else had it good, but Engie had let it slip that you had let a Spy sap his sentry and Pyro was distracted by your perfume. Soldier had told you, no, scratch that- commanded/yelled/bursted-your- eardrums that you couldn't wear the candy perfume anymore. As if!
You pulled the gosh diddly darn thing out of your pocket and looked at it. Was it really worth it? Hell yeah! Yolo!!!!
You sprayed some on yourself again.
Screw it! Who cares about stupid Soldier, you could do what you wanted. He wasn't the boss of you.
You strolled down the halls, looking forward to settling down in your room to fit in a nice book for once while Pyro was held up with Soldier, not being able to glomp you.
~Le Next Day~
You strolled into the respawn room, (weapon of choice) in one hand and perfume in the other. You walked up to Soldier and held the perfume to your neck.
"Don't do it..." Soldier growled. Your finger slowly moved down towards the spray button and you smirked.
"Don't you dare, maggot..." Soldier growled again, clenching his fist.
You sprayed it on your neck.
"Huttah!" Soldier snapped your neck at 'break-neck' speed. A second later you respawned neck to him. You stuck your tongue out at the man and stuffed the perfume in your pocket, facing forward again.
"3... 2... 1..."
The administrator announced the round beginning and you ran out into battle with the rest of the mercs. As soon as you got out there, you rounded a corner in the large building and went out onto a platform, and saw the blasted BLU spy who had sapped the Engineers sentry yesterday, down on the ground. You growled and jumped off the railing, landing with a roll and cocking your gun in his direction once you popped up from the ground. But he wasn't standing there anymore.
You looked around and spotted him sticking a cigarette in his mouth, running while laughing into an alleyway. You growled and launched yourself after him, wanting to get him for laughing at you the previous day.
You ran into the alleyway, eyes not adjusted to the dark yet. You widened your eyes, straining to see where he went. You stepped farther into the alleyway, looking around, gun held in a ready stance to shoot if the BLU decided to show himself. You slowly crept forward, but jumped when a breeze passed by you, tinted by the smell of a cigar. You flung your weapon around, hoping to catch him across the face or something, but just resulting in a cruel laugh echoing off the walls. You went farther into the alleyway until you reached the back wall and pressed your back against it, so the Spy couldn't backstab you. You pointed your gun everywhere, but saw nothing. Not even a blur.
Suddenly you felt hot breath on your neck and the scent of cologne swirled around you. You pulled your gun up but it was knocked out of your hand immediately, and the BLU Spy wrapped his arms around you from the backside.
You had backed right into the Spy...
"Bonjour, ma cherie..." Spy's hot breath tickled your ear and you cringed.
"Spy...." You said in a warning tone.
"What? Are 'ou going to try and kill me? How do 'ou presume 'ou will be doing zhat?" He said, chuckling darkly.
"Spy, if you don't let go.. I'll.... I'll-" he cut you off by holding onto your neck tightly, starting to cut off circulation. You gagged.
"You'll what?" He smirked. Suddenly a bright orange light started flashing from the entrance to the alley and Spy flinched from the sudden brightness, dropping you. You slumped against the wall and looked weakly up at it.
God? Is this... Am I going to heaven?
Then a figure appeared in the light, holding up something long and laughing maniacally. That laugh...
........Pyro!
"P-p....ro..." You managed to cough. Pyro charged in and threw his flamethrower everywhere, hoping to drench the BLU Spy in flames. Which, he eventually did get. He almost got away, but Pyro engulfed him in flames until he was burnt to a crisp. He then proceeded to hack him with his axe, humming a happy tune the whole time until his body was mutilated beyond recognition. He then turned to you and laughed happily, hugging you.
"Huddahhmmmppphhh!" Pyro giggled, burying his mask in your neck. He inhaled deeply, the suction of his mask tickling like heck. You soon started laughing, and hugged Pyro back.
"My hero..."