TF2SniperIsMine asks:

Sniper: *is getting feet rubbed* it pretty noice, thank ya love

Spy: *is about to throw up* Maybe for 'ou but not for me.

Me: dood, snipes, you are cruel. Good he's an asshole.

Spy: What did 'ou say? *glares at me and is about to chase me*

Sniper: Spoi, don't stop rubbin' my feet

Spy:*looks back at sniper* zhis is disgusting princess bushman *looks at me* I only have one more question or dare to go, I'll deal with 'ou then

Me: *runs looking for Medic for protection* keep asking and daring