Fizz-Corgi asks:

Scout: ok I'm not cute-

Me: coot*

Scout: whateva, I'm not dat, I'm devilishly handsome

Me: *rolls eyes* ok then why are you an asshole?

Scout: I'm only an asshole when I'm outta chicken

Me: So are you always out of chicken?

Scout: No, are you always-

Spy: *is rubbing princess sniper's feet* Keep asking *gag* questions and *about to throw up* dares, PLEASE!