+Author's note
Been a while darlings, I wonder if I still got this 😂

"I'm sorry pyro, maybe after when the next grocery shopping get's done we can-"

It was too late. Pyro already burst into tears, running out of the room in a full tantrum.

You sighed, hand ruffling your own hair, trying to figure out where all the sprinkles went.

Pyro always loved your sugar bomb cookies, covered in sprinkles, in and out, you knew you used at least 1/3 of the sprinkles you got every time you made them but this time it emptied a lot faster than it should have.

Come to think of it, it's been running out faster than it usually did. I mean, engineer baked stuff but he hardly ever used the colorful batch of sprinkles. Spy wouldn't be caught dead with such 'disgusting american sugar' Scout? He had his bonk, Heavy, Medic and Demoman would rather have chocolates, Soilder was just nuts. Where could they have gone...?

Just as you were pondering the possibilities, Sniper came trudging into the kitchen, slightly dead from sniping so early in the morning.

While you were deep in thought He poured himself to a cup of coffee and took out some bread and butter to make himself a light snack.

Just then, Sniper took out a long tube out of his back pocket and poured out what seemes like 5 pounds of sprinkles onto his buttered bread.

"So it was YOU!"

Sniper turned around and met his eyes with your widened ones. He looked both surprised and uneasy as you started walking up to him.

"YOU'RE the sprinkle thief!"

Sniper shrank awkwardly into a corner and just gawked.

"Whadya mean, Oi wos gonna bring it back, just forgo-"

"This is why we're always out of sprinkles! You're making that.. that.."

You looked at the colorful buttered bread.

".. What is that anyways?"

Sniper looked briefly at his creation, as if it just saved him from your wrath.

"Wot, this? It's fairy bread"

He shuffled to the side and carefully set the bread in front of you, as if taming a wild animal.

"It's a treat back home yea? Buttered bread and sprinkles, Oi make them when Oi get hungry, the trick is to use as much sprinkles as-"

He faltered at your glare.

"Want a bite?" he asked meekly.

You squinted your eyes, glaring at him as you took the bread from the plate. The sounds of sprinkles falling to the ground sounded like little colorful beads.

Taking a bite, you started chewing and realized why he said to use as much sprinkles as possible, it was great!

You started happily munching on the snack as Sniper started to relax at your expression slowly starting to get happier.

"S'good roight?"

You nodded while munching on the bread. You started licking the butter and sprinkles off your fingers while Sniper started blushing at the sight.

"Er.. Roight, that good huh?"

You gave a little giggle and kept licking your fingers as you nodded. He noticed how wet and soft your tongue looked, working across your delicate fingers getting every sprinkle in sight. Sniper pulled down his hat to hide his crimson face.

"Well, then, Oi'll be off-"

"Not so fast, bushman"

"Wha-"

You looked up at him, sprinkles still stuck onto your lips, stopping him in his tracks

"We still have business to take care of.."

You licked your lips, and with a small smack, you licked up the rest of the sprinkles on your lips. Sniper just stood there stammering and sweating nervously.

"Loike wot..?"

You crossed your arms and glared at him.

"You and I are getting some more sprinkles, Pyro wants his treats"

Sniper gave a sigh of relief, it wasn't some crazy revenge against him for taking the sprinkles, or a snarky comment about his blushing face.

"C'mon, let's go before it gets too late"

Sniper tipped his hat and started following you out the door.

"Also, Sniper?"

"Hmm?"

*You really need to stop staring at me like that when I eat, you're such a perv"

Sniper swallowed hard, blushing as he mumbled some words, pulling his hat down as he followed you out towards his van.