...at the supermarket.

How will he handle this predicament??

Scout
Doesn't seem like the type, but will mildly freak out

Pyro
"We have a crying man in aisle 3... Anyone who lost a man, please come to aisle 3!"

Soldier
"THOSE DAMN COMMIES GOT MY WOMAN-"

Demoman
"HMMMM I WONDER WHERE ME LASS COULD BE"

Heavy
Heavy will be reasonable and stay put until you come find him.

Engineer
"Darlin', Ah-.... She was just here, where'd she run off to?"

Sniper
"...halp"

Medic
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS DOING IT ON PURPOSE

Spy
"Oh dear"

CBS
Finally got the chance to put all the snacks he wants into the cart without you nagging.