Oh look at him! How did he react when he first saw you? What was he like?

Scout

"Aw shit man, I'm turning into a chick flick or somethin'! Ma's gonna freak!"

Scout's riddled with all sorts of queasy love junk he's only heard about. He knows he'll be easy prey for all sorts of teasing, but he can't help how love he's in with you!

Pyro

Pyro can't wait to run home and tell Engineer all about the pretty girl he saw in the street! Oh boy!!!

Soldier

THERE SHE IS!! IT'S THE WOMAN OF HIS DREAMS!! IRON FISTS OF SAM'S FINEST EAGLES! THERE SHE IS!!!!

There's no time to waste! There are commies to punch!

Demoman

The way you walked into Tavish's life was quite explosive! It's like he discovered whiskey all over again!

Heavy

Denial. He figures he's too old for this shit, and will continuously try to convince himself to keep it that way.

Engineer

Spring came in the form of a young girl with (h/c) hair and (e/c) eyes. Birds are practically chirping around him as he gazes at that pretty lil' thing!

Sniper

"Moight as well get some grocer- gaAahhHhHH!!!"

Medic

All right, who ordered the dorky scientist/doctor special? His pigeons are going crazy around him as they feel his nerdy heart racing!

Spy

"I am going to seduce that girl and she will love every single moment of it"

CBS

Cocky mode 100000%
He already knows you're going to love him,

"-cAuSE dAmN Oi'M hOT!"