Me:*Reading a very sad ending Hiccup x reader story* No! *tears up*

Sniper:*walks in with jars of jarate, see's me crying, drops the jars and runs to my side* Whats wrong shiela!?

Me:*blinks* Oh- Sad Story- *wips away a tear*

Sniper:*huffs* Don't bloody do that, I hate it when you cry! *kisses a tear away*

Me:*turns bright red* Uhhh. So- um- NEXT DARES AND QUESTIONS! *Gets up*

Sniper:*grabs my hips and pulls me into his lap* Nope. Your staying with me-

Me:*engulfed by a bear hug* Fuck damnit. Fine- okay-

MarkipliersGF asks or dares: "I like cuddling and falling asleep on guys."

Me: Who doesn't?

Sniper:*purring contently, his face buried into my hair*

Me:* -.- *

Engineer:*Grabs Brookie from Soldier, shoves soldier out of the way- Sits down and keeps her close* Excuss my french. Fuck off Soldier. This little lady is mine.

Brookie:*nuzzles up to Engi and falls asleep, smiling*

Me: Wow..Okay- Next-

ChikaMC asks: "Spy what do you think about the team?"

Spy: I think ze team is fine. Some annoy me to hell and back but all are...well..still my team mates and keep me some what sane.

Me: Mmm- She also dares Demo to drink as much as he possibly can-

???:*chuckles darkly* Oi. Oi like ta see that. *Walks out from the shadows*

Demoman: Aye...I can...*stares at the man wide eye, sits at a table and begins to drink the rum he had out*

CBS:*Chuckles, taking a seat*

Me; Oh! Hey CBS- Hey! *is suddenly behind Sniper*

Sniper:*Glares at CBS*

CBS:*Chuckles* Don't worry mate. I won't touch your little koala.

Me: I'm not his koala-

Sniper: Thats right. You stay away from my koala.

Me: Dear jesus in a hand basket...

Engineer:*pulls Brookie closer, watching CBS carefully*

Rest of the team:*Had rushed off or to scared to move...sept for Heavy. He is eating a sanvich casually*

Me: Sniper, I'll be fine-

Sniper: Nope. *Grabs me and keeps me close*

Me: Ugh- Okay people! Ask questions- Dares- Anything your crazy horny asses can think of-

CBS: Oi take some questions to. *smiles darkly*

Me: Yeah might as well ask him some-

Sniper:*still glaring CBS down* Mine. *squeezes me*

Me: -.-