MarkipliersGF Dares: " Dares: 1. Scout, I dare you to try and play patty cake with the enemy Heavy.

2. Demoman, I dare you to slap Merasmus with the side of the blade of your Eye Lander.3. Engie, I dare you to ride your level 3 sentry like a cowboy!*laughs*"

Me: Okay looser's do your dares as I eat this delicious chocolate ice cream *grins*

Scout: *heavily sighs-* Okay then toots. *runs off to the enemy base*

- During this Demoman has ventured to Eyeduct to find Merasmus -

Demoman: MERASMUS! COME OUT YOU DAMNED WIZARD!

Merasmus:*appears in a puff of smoke* What do you want!

Demoman:*sighs, pulls out eyelander who whispers nonsense* LEAN DOWN!

Merasmus: YOU DARE TRY TO KILL ME?

Demoman: UGH- NOO...

Merasmus:*leans down*

Demoman:*slaps him on the cheek with the eyelander*

Merasmus:*raises a eyebrow* This will go badly for you. Just wait and see.

Demoman: Aye damned wizard...

Merasmus: NOW BE GONE! *Vanishes in a haze*

Demoman:*utters curses*

- Back over to blu base were Scout just knocked on the front door-

Blu Medic:*walks up* VHAT?!

Scout: DONT KILL ME! I just have a dare to do--

Blu Medic: Ack, What is this dare?

Scout: I have to play patty cake with Heavy..

Blu Medic:*lets out a choked laugh* Oh? Fine. I vill get Heavy.

- seconds go by-

Heavy:*lumbers up to the door, stairs at scout blankly*

Scout: *sighs* Sorry about this, its' a dare.

Heavy: Only for leetle sniper girl...*sits with Scout as they play patty cake*

Entire Blu Team:*laughing in the back ground*

Scout: ah- Thanks..Chucklenuts.

Heavy:*grabs his throat and lifts him up* I am not...Chuckle nuts...

Scout: OKAY OKAY! *puts up hands*

Heavy:*drops scout and watchs him leave like a jack rabbit being chased by a bear*

- Back at Red Base -

Engineer:*puts up a number three sentry and jumps on it* Okay Brooke. Pull out the wire..

Me:*pulls out the wire, the machine begins to fire eratically like a bull* SHIT! *ducks and covers*

Engineer: YEE HAW! *rides it like a bull ti'll the bullet are no more and it begins to break down* SPY!

Spy:*saps the sentry*

Engineer:*gets on and puts on hard hat* There ya go lass *chuckles*

SheNaSheBa asks: "1. I dare Brooke to slow dance with Medic. 2. I also dare you to have a make out session with...hehehehe *evil laughter* Soldier! "

Me:*hacks out ice cream* Excuse me?

Scout:*laughs*

Me: Oh NO!

Soldier:*bright red*

Medic: Its a dare frau *smirking*

Soldier:*itchs the back of his neck*

Me: *sighs heavily* Okay Medic, lets uh...Dance I guess.

Medic:*bows and offers his hand*

Me:*blushes, takes it8

- both dance for awhile -

Medic:*lets Brooke go*

Me:*blushing like a idiot* thinks- 'Amazing dancer'

Medic:*chuckles* Now...

Scout: Next dare Brooke *grabs popcorn*

Me:*redder then a tomato, turns to Soldier*

Soldier:*chuckles*

Me: Oh lets get this over with- *pulls him by his collar into a hot kiss*

Soldier:*turns redder, gently sets his hands on her hips*

Me:*pulls away after a minute* Just...Don't tell Blu Medic, okay?

Entire Team:*nods*

Me:*nods* Thanks. Okay- New dares and questions welcome!

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