~Pranks~ Sniper x Shy!Reader

  Requested by MattieIrene7. Finally I remembered! Thanks to screenshots xD. Here ya' go mate! Hope ya' enjoy this! see bottom for message xD
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     As you start to arise from your slumbering state you heard a really loud scream, obviously coming from scout judging by the girly scream.

"God dang it Brace! Ya' almost gave me a heart attack!" You heard a muffled yell behind your door.

  "Hey! It ain't me fault that it's April Fools Day!" Another muffled yell was heard behind your door. All you can do is smirk knowing all to well what day it is today. You started to get off of bed and groggily walk to your cabinet to get your uniform, combing your hair and (putting it into a ponytail/just straightening it).

   Making your way to the door and opening it, only to come face-to-face with Brace wearing a gorilla mask. You snicker as you heard a muffle laugh from her. Scout looked the most unamused out of the two of you. She removed her mask and threw it at scout which landed square to his face.

  "So how's scaring scout with that go-" you didn't finish your sentence as you watch Brace's smile turn into a glare. As if it's holding a expression of 'Don't you fudging dare' look. You just sighed, grinning.

"Fine... So how was scaring scout with Winston going?" You tried not to laugh due to Brace's goofy grin (if you get my reference I love you ;D)

"IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!""Brace language!" You heard spy yell from the hall and Brace just stick her tongue out at him.

~Timeskip brought to you by I am to lazy and I am procrastinating~

You were clearly a distance from the whole team since you are quite timid around them. You only warmed up to Brace since she was a girl and since you can talk to her about your 'Problems' (cough* periods *cough* and a certain crush on that australian jar man ;D).

"Come on (Y/N)! Jus' talk ta 'im!" Brace exclaimed, angry as she lost a bet with spy. (Nyehehehe I can't speak australian ._.) Long story short the bet was Brace having to talk with an australian accent even though she doesn't want to.

"No way! You know I can't do it! Especially in front of the whole team!" You sqeaked "Come on! It ain't tha' ba'!" She pouted. "I would like to see you try!" You retorted. Unbeknowst to you both a certain bushman was staring at you from around the hall. (He was hiding in a corner....Pshhhhh, stalker alert) lightly smiling at your flustered state, thinking it was adorable.

"Ah, bushman 'ou have taken a liking for zhe mademoiselle?" Sniper almost yelled but let out a sqeak trying not to make any loud noise for you and Brace
to not grow a suspicion.

"Wot tha bloody 'ell do ya want ya spook!" he whisper-yell and glared at the once invisible man now visible and in his sights (I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS *ahem, sorry I'll stop...)
"I could tell zhat 'ou have fallen for our female (Y/C/C) (your choice of class)" Spy smirked and puffed smoke on sniper's face making him cough.

"Wha' was tha'?"
'Oh no...' sniper panicked as he tried to push spy out of the way and run up to his van of solitude. (I AM LAUGHING AT THAT SOLITUDE PART xD)

Spy laughed at the bushman's reaction as he walked to the two females who one was currently laughing her ass off and the other red as a tomato. (50 shades of red *wiggles eyebrows*) Spy coughed earning the attention of the two female mercs.

He looked at you "Bonjour mademoiselle." then he gave Brace a smirk "And to you to tiny bushman.""Oi! Who ya' callin' a tin-" You immediately pulled Brace to your room and quickly closed the door.

"Wha' tha' bloody... Oh yeah... ya ar' one shy sheila." Brace chuckled as you sighed. "Do you have a plan for April fools day?" "'ell yeah! Firs' we prank engi and soldier!" She proudly said.

You laughed at her childly remark. "How then?" You crossed your arms,smiling.

"We jus' nee' a couple o' whip cream and a 'ole lotta butter." she grinned, laughing afterwards.

~Timeskip again ;D~

  You finished setting up the plan to prank engi and soldier. You firstly put whip cream into both of their helmets and buttered the floor. You silently laughed as you hid yourself behind the couch, crouching. Brace inside the oven. You thought it was the most stupidest thing ever but it was actually full proof if you think of it and you made sure that the oven wasn't connected to the gasoline tank to ensure the little merc's safety.

'4:05 p.m.' you smirked as you signaled Brace it was time. She gave you a thumbs up. A few minutes later soldier and engi walked into the living room looking for their helmets... which is covered with whip cream.

  "Ah, there it is." The texan said as he grabbed his helmet from the living room table (you moved the couch and idk how they didn't notice that) and handed the other helmet to soldier who was currently displeased of losing his beloved helmet.

  "THANK YOU MAGGOT!" he smiled, they both put on their helmets and shivered at the unknown substance in their helmets. "What in the-" engi was cut short when Brace opened the oven and came out with a 'Scream' mask yelling in the best demon voice she could do "Satan will rise!! All humans will die!!" over and over again making the two americans scream in a not so manly way which you actually videod the whole thing!

You were laughing your ass off as you tried to straighten your hand at the two who were currently trying to run from Brace as she was flailing a fake knife like a chicken who lost it's head.

  They tried to run but they kept on slipping due to the buttered covered floor.

  "FASTER ENGI! SHE IS GAINING ON US!" Soldier yelled as he grabbed engi's hand and tried to run faster only for engi to stop in his tracks as he noticed the floor. 'So that's why we couldn't run.' engi thought as he glanced at the couch hearing laughs and giggles from behind the couch.

He tried walking to the moved couch, which he kept on stumbling. He peeked behind the couch and saw your laughing form.

  "Oh shit! I am dying!" You wheezed, running out of breath. You looked at engi which held a amused rather than a angry look, but soldier held a glare at you as he kept his distance from Brace who was laughing under her mask.

  "YOU MAGGOTS ARE GONNA GET A PUNISHMENT TOMORROW FOR RUINING MY HELMET!" Soldier yelled which cause Brace to stop her flailing and you slowly shrink.

  "Na, come on naw soldier they were just havin' fun. Besides it's April Fools Day! This is where people have fun pranking each other!" Engi said, defending you both from the wrath of soldier. Brace removed the mask and mouthed a thank you to engi. She grabbed your arm and dragged you to her room.

  You were a flustered and a nervous wreck when you got to her room.

"Mate, quit sweatin'. Their gon' a'ready. Besides, nex' we prank-" Brace took out a piece of paper and slowly go through the names. "Well, I prank'd scout s'that's a check." She checked the box that beside of it was scout's name. "We prank'd engi and soldier. That's a double check." She checked the box where soldier and engi's names were written. "Hmmmm... nex' ar' this mates." Brace held the paper close to you as you examined the paper, you saw the remaining people who did'nt get pranked yet.

'Medic, Spy, Demoman, Heavy, Pyro... and lastly...'  you gulped running a finger to the next name written on it.

'Sniper.'

 
  "Firs' we prank Spy as a bloody comeback ... next is Heavy an' Demo since their playin' poker an' it'll be easy fo' us ta' prank 'em. An' lastly... we prank Medic, Pyro an' Sniper." She finished, listing a number in order in each name she said.

  "Alright let us start then." You grinned nervously, looking at Brace as she held a smirk.

~Timeskip when you set up the pranks~

  You were in Spy's smoking room. Clearly the Spy was to good to just keep his door wide open for you and Brace to come in or was it just coincidental?

  "A'ight lay it 'ere" Brace instructed as you lay down the wet blanket onto Spy's kings size bed. (Wow freaking fancy....)

"Nex' Im'a lay this 'ere-" Brace set down the still new fireworks under Spy's wet blanket. "Then lastly, this thingy..." Brace carefully set down the rubber chicken bearing (idk alright .-.) both of your names. "What is with the chicken?" You asked, confused. "Wha'? This'll teach 'im a less'n." Brace spoke casually as she lit the fireworks and hid inside the closet while you behind his armchair.

  Just when you least expect it Spy came in looking tired as hell, groggily walk to his bed. You could'nt help but snicker, thinking of what is gonna happen next. Again, you were shy, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun secretly with the mercs once in awhile with Brace. (Well....that came out dirty than expected....)

  When things can't get any better Spy removed his mask. His features now visible. He has grayish hair with white side burns and a couple of scars. Nonetheless he was handsome. But, you set your eyes on the bushman so there's no turning back.

  Spy yawned and carefully sat on his bed only to shiver in disgust as he found it wet. He cautiously stood up only to be greeted with fireworks exploding under the covers of the wet blanket causing him to jump and scream. Brace burst out of the closet with shades on saying "Ya' jus' go' burnt mate." All in awhile laughing her ass off because of Spy's expression. Both mix with fear,anger and amusement. When Spy glanced at your laughing state you immediatly shut up and looked at Brace, mouthing the words help me.

"A'ight tha's enough fun fo' now... uh.. see ya' lata' spy?" Brace said uneasy because of the tension unfolding in the air.

  You stood up real quickly and proceded to the door only for Brace to follow not before receiving an earful lecture from Spy who was smiling the whole time he lectured her.

~timeskip again when it is demo and heavy's turn to get pranked~

Demo was almost passed out holding a bottle of scrumpy while holding a losing deck against heavy, as you and Brace watched amazed as Demo downed half the bottle, consuming it's burning poison. Brace cringed at the lightest scent of booze. You on the other hand hid at a corner due to disagreeing with Brace into talking to Heavy about Demo cheating.

  Brace mouthed a 'let's do this' and slowly walked towards the two grown men.

  "G'evening mates! Oi see ya'r havin' a bi' o' fun in playin' ya'r game 'ere bu' uh, Heavy Oi notic'd Demo is cheatin'." Brace pointed to a half dazed and half almost passed out Demo. Demo only just stared until he was snapped out of his drunken daze as Heavy's voice boomed the room. You whimpered at the corner as you did'nt expect Heavy to be so pumped up just by Demo cheating. (fake cheating...)  Hell, even the mercs suddenly appeared in the hall staring at the once gentle giant now a angry bear. (he ish a big huggable teddy bear :3c) Brace only smirked at the reaction of Heavy as she secretly shut the power out causing you and the mercs to scream and try to seek light.

'This was not part of the plan!' You panicked as you suddenly bumped into someone causing that person to bump into another person and so on until you were piled up in the dark. Engi managed to find a light source. (a flashlight and some candles) He used a flashlight to look for some matches and once he found it he lit the candles and placed it in the space between each mercs.

"So...what do we do naw?" Scout asked, obviously annoyed due to nothing going on and the really, REALLY awkward silence. You were just leaning on something. (OHHHH!! WHO CAN THAT BE NYEHEHEHEHEHEH)

"Boo mate..."

  You screamed and clinged to Pyro as you hear Brace laughing. Spy just shake his head in annoyance and you just clinged on to Pyro until you realized what you were doing.

 
  You immediatly let go of Pyro and blushed in embarresement. Just as you were about to escape the awkwardness Scout spoke up.

"Ah I know! Let's play Truth or Dare!" Scout exclaimed, excited. "Vell... ve hafe nozhing to zo.." Medic mumbled as he nodded. "A'ight  tha' settles it then!" Brace clapped and sat next to you.

Spy grabbed a bottle and placed it in the middle of the circled mercs. Then, Scout spinned the bottle and it pointed at Pyro.

  Pyro just stared at the bottle and let out a muffled giggle as he clapped happily. Scout spun the bottle again and it landed on Demo. Pyro's giggles was now replaced with whines as they knew (dude ima assume pyro is non binary or considered as they or them) what Demo was about to do.

"So lad...? Truth o' Dare?" Demo looked at Pyro and drunkenly put an arm around them as he sung gibberish songs. You can here an audible but a muffled sigh coming from the poor pyromaniac. You could've swore you heard a muffled truth from Pyro.

"Aye! Tha's the spirit lad!" Demo exclaimed and burped not before everyone cringed. "Dude... Oi think Oi'm gon'a barf..." Brace held her stomach as you tried your best to comfort her by rubbing circles on her back. Spy just sighed.

  "Hmmmm...let me see...Aha! Do you like anyone 'ere?" Demo asked to Pyro who was slowly moving away from the drunk male.

  "Ymhps...ahmshualy... (yes...actually)" Pyro fidgeted for a couple of seconds before going on. He could'nt find the right muffled words so he just pointed right across the room. The mercs followed the way Pyro pointed, only to be met by a very startled (Y/N). Brace only chuckled.

Sniper's blood boiled as he angrily stood up and slowly marched to Pyro. Brace laughed and sighed.

"Oi Snoiper!" Brace yelled earning the attention of the angry bushman. "Yeeshhh... ca'm down an' le' Pyro finish ther' sent'nce." Brace stated as she tried to keep a straight face. The mercs just stared at sniper, confused at the scene unfolding. Sniper just angrily sighed and mumbled a whatever.

  "Asmp oi wsmhps saymhp... oi onlmhp thnkmp ophm hrrr asmhp am bsmph fremhdp. (as I was saying... I only think of her as a best friend.)" (I dunno how to speak pyro okay...) pyro mumbled as you just stared at them... you feeling quite amazed as they thought of you as a friend even though you barely talk to them.

  All mercs including you turned to a very flustered and dumbstruck sniper as he tried to excuse himself and mumble an apology to the pyro. He went back to his sit, still flustered and you thought it was cute.

"A'ight nex'!" Brace exclaimed as she was trying to get all of the mercs attention. Pyro spun the bottle and it landed on Engi.Next it landed on medic.

  "Zo... zruth o zare?" (so much Z's..) medic asked engi as he tried to keep calm. With a sigh engi mumbled a dare.

  "hmmm... I zare jou to... Ah! sit on Soldier's lap!" Medic exclaimed excitedly with a smirk. (ehehehe I ship it.) The texan and soldier only just stared both faces tinted with a pink hue.

  Engi gulped as he nervously stood up and gently sat on the patriots lap. Soldier just grunted and allowed it.

Brace laughed which earned some looks from the team. Engi spun the bottle.

"There's no way it'll lan' on me-" Brace boasted as ironically it landed on her direction.

  "Me an' me big  mouth." she grumbled as the mercs laughed at her sulking. You snickered which earned some smiles from the mercs. You averted your gaze from the team and looked at the ground, blushing.

Brace spun the bottle which landed on spy. "Oh bloody 'ell no!" Brace exclaimed, glaring at Spy who was just grinning.

"Alright, truth or dare?" Spy asked Brace who just scoffed at Spy "Bloody dare..." Brace said above a whisper nonetheless you heard and grinned. You tapped on Brace's shoulder indicating that you were still there for her.

She smiled at you and sighed. "I dare you to bring it up..." Spy spoke rather hurriedly and quickly glance at the whole team. "Wha' thi- oh... tha' thin'." Brace's frown turned upside down as she nodded at the mercs which you just stared at them in confusion.

"So toots, how's you an' you know who?" Scout asked as he tried to contain his laughter. You just stared at him and tried to signal Brace that you were really uncomfortable and you really need to get away from the mercs. As shocked as you look Sniper was really confused with the whole ordeal and was silently demanding for answers in his mind.

'Wot in bloody 'ell?' Sniper tried to comprehend what was going on until Heavy spoke "Da jarman-""Don't call me tha'" Sniper grimaced at the nickname. "Likes someone here." Heavy smiled at the jarman as his face turned a lightish pink.

  "Aye lad! Who is the lu'ky pers'n?" Demo butted in taking a few gulps of his newly found scrumpy. "Oi dunno wot ya'r talkin' about.." Sniper hid his face by pushing down his hat as his face turned redder. "Oh come on slick! ya' can tell us! we ain't gonna judge ya'!" Engi added as he tried to stand up from Soldier's lap only to be pulled back again by Soldier himself. "That is right maggot you better tell us who it is or I will give you extra training tomorrow." Soldier spoke as he burried his face on Engi's back which caused the texan to blush and nervously fidget in Soldier's hold. (*chants repeatedly* engi and solly, engi and solly)

  Pyro just clapped in glee. as the mercs kept bickering or annoying Sniper, you just sat there trying to compute what is going on. Brace on the other hand looked like she had it figured out already. As you tried asking Brace what is going on she just shrugged as she kept bringing up something about your crush which you had to stop Brace from saying out loud.

  "Why is little girl's face red?" Heavy asked Medic as Medic proceeded to turn to you. One by one the mercs slowly looked at you. You can't help but feel that you just want to disappear. You were never good with groups especially when they're all looking at you.

  "Uh... i-it's noth-hing really..." you kept stuttering as you fiddle with your thumbs and averted your gaze from the mercs especially the bushman as he stared at you in a daze.

  "Zhe bushman has a zhing for..." Spy tried to say the name but was immediately muffled by Sniper's hands clamping onto Spy's mouth as he stared at the bushman annoyed. Brace let out a sigh of annoyance as She looked at you as if she was saying go talk to him.

You just shaked your head no and quietly settled back on your seat only to be startled by Brace's shout.

  "(Y/N) LIKES SNIPER!!" Brace shouted as she quickly hid behind Spy. Spy just smirked at you and the bushman. Both of your faces held a red tint. The mercs boomed with laughter. You just looked at the ground to scared to even look up to meet his face.

"Is it true sheila? Ya' loike me?" Sniper asked completely shocked but silently relieved. You just nodded before whispering a I always have. Sniper smiled and hugged you. You were first shocked by his actions. The mercs on the background watched in anticipation as they kept there fingers crossed. Brace was just smirking in the background mouthing an 'I told ya' so'

  You sighed and gained the courage to grab Sniper's collar and brought him for a sweet kiss. He went wide eyes as he slowly kissed back. Spy and Medic covered Brace's eyes earning a angry hey from the kid. Pyro clapped gleefully, Scout whistled, Heavy congratulated Sniper and pat him (more like slapped) in the back. And Demo you may ask? Already passed out. Once you two parted from the kiss you couldn't help but smile and hugged Sniper one mire time before whispering a "I love you" to him.

  "I luv ya too, (Y/n)."

(Oh cripe I forgot this in the drafts xD jesus)

~few minutes later~

As Brace turned the power back on and all the mercs go to their respective quarters, three unsuspecting mercs were going to their respective rooms unaware of the prank that lies ahead.

  Sniper reached his van and open the door. As he took his first step he immediatly slipped and smelled urine in the camper. He just realized he slipped on his jarate. He was disgusted and fuming with anger as he knew who did it.

  Nextly, as Medic enterned the medical lab he noticed something off about his lab...

"I svear zhere is somezhing I am missing..." Medic thought he left archimedes and his other Doves in his lab but he did'nt here them coo. Medic started looking around his lab only to find everything upside down. Medical bed, surgery tables...Hell! Even the Doves are upside down. Medic was bewildered and he slowly walk through his upside down lab. Medic saw a note on his upside down table and lightly took it.

  'Hope you like this prank bloke...             :D

                                ~Brace'

  Medic was in a rage mode as he tried to pull down everything upside down cursing in german and almost yelling...

Lastly, Pyro went in his room only to find his ballonicorn (did I spell that right?) Popped. He let out a muffled cry and ran to it. He sae a sticky note on the side of the wall.

'It was an accident i swear xD
      
                      ~Brace'

  Pyro let out a muffled curse and immediatly screamed followed by the other two pranked mercs

   "BRACE!!!"

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OMFG ITS FINALLY DONE!!! oh god sorry for the scare back there xD it was April fools day... I couldn't resist. Im sorry MattieIrene7... you will probably hate me since ya commented... on the A/n xD im really sorry it took so long and besides it was april fools day it would be a good excuse. Btw... HOLY LONELY PONY EATING MACARONI 100+ VIEWS?!?! SINCE WHEN PEOPLE?!? i cringe at my writing and i get 100+ views well I am quite happy for this book is proceeding to be more popular very,very slowly. But seriously I am apologizing to Mattie for kinda letting her down and just publishing this.... Again sorry... It was a late April fools day present? again enjoy!!! btw longest story yet! 3640+ words wooohhooooo!!!!! Really sorry Mattie for scaring you xD

Btw edit xD I forgot this part of the story ;c it was lost in the sea of drabbles but luckily I managed to find it xD.

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