For all the pinoy readers who so far enjoyed my one shots and had fun laughing their butts off cause of Brace's humor~ Here you go Mga kababayan ko~! Hope you enjoy! Translations are at the bottom~
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It was a normal day at Teufort. Every merc was doing something to pass their times such as Demo creating new bombs, Soldier doing extra training with Glenard and as of now Spy giving company to two talking female mercs. One older than the other but not that old.

As they're talking about random topics such as what was your morning like, how was the last match, are you doing good, etc. Spy couldn't help but stare at Brace's tiny form. Her hair tied loosely leaning in side ways.

'Unkept as ever.' Spy only smiled as he remembered the other mercs teasing her for having morning hair. (It's when you sleep for girls... with your ponytail still on and wake up in the morning to look like it moved side ways)

Spy remembered the first time he saw Brace was when she hid behind some crates when he accompanied Sniper to get some supplies Medic needed. Spy was shocked to say the least. (nyehehehehe SHOOKENED) He could never have expected that annoying, untidy and energetic form of life could be his daughter. The suave and fancy masked-man compared to the savage and rebellious child he had in his cares as for now on. Pretty ugly match right?

But, Spy couldn't care less he was glad he had found her or he wouldnt have experienced all the fun and miracoulous things in life... such as having a daughter. As Spy kept on day dreaming about how it would be fun to take Brace out for an father-daughter outing, he was suddenly interrupted by (Y/N) question.

"Brace, what's your nationality?" Spy never knew what was Brace nationality or any of her personal records. He only knew her name and age. Spy was actually saddened and dissapointment visible on his face.

"(Y/N) I don't zhink zhat it's a 'ood quezti-" "My nationality is a mix... but I prefer being Pinoy." She answered, smiling. Spy was taken back a bit. He never expected Brace to be one of those... indecent people. (Believe me many foreigners think pinoys are loud and obnoxious and indecent when it comes to meeting new people)

As soon as the question was answered Scout walked looking as cocky as ever noticed Spy's disgusted face, Brace's adorable grin and (Y/N)'s awe'd look. Scout was confused and compelled to know what was the comotion about.

"Yo Toots! Blader! What'ya talkin' 'bout?" Scout asked his accent unbearably noticeable. (Y/N) just gave a quick smile.

"I just asked Brace what is her nationality." She replied back as she directed her notice to Spy and his disdainful look.

"You okay Spy?" (Y/N) asked concerned. "Ah! Oui I'm f'ne..." He sighed and stood up and walked over to Scout to strike up a conversation. A few minutes later all the mercs now flooding the room started up a funny conversations party. Every merc talked about random shit.

Sniper talking about his pet python Russel, Soldier telling off the helmets he polished in 1 minute (that would be at least 20+ helmets.. that should be a world record) and many, many more random stuff... I just named a few...

Later on, the mercs decided to do a little game. A person would question the 'taya' and ask any question. (Note to the readers you can actually do this! :D) If the 'taya' answers it the 'taya' will chose another person and the cycle goes on. There are 2 types of questions. The logical and the random. Each player will choose between this 2 choices. The logical question requires the literal correct answer.

As the mercs settle in and read out the rules, they start to pick the 'taya'. The one who questions is Pyro and the one getting questioned is Spy. Spy looked at the pyromaniac and shuddered as he saw not a single soul inside that mask. He gulped the lump in his throat and fixed his posture.

Pyro choosed the random question. He began to think of any question to ask the frenchman. Brace smiled slightly at Pyro and nodded her head at Sniper. Pyro suddenly got an idea and giggled.

"Armph umph anmf Snmprh datmhin?" Pyro muffledly question as he expectantly waited for an answer. Spy looked at Pyro confused as he looked around the other mercs asking for a translation. Every merc except for Brace shrugged.

"He ask'd if ya' an' the bushman ar' datin'" Brace translated as she let out a tiny snort of amusement. Spy's face turned into a red hue as he looked at Sniper only to find his face red as well.

"Of course not!" Spy exclaimed embarresed. All the mercs boomed with laughter. Sniper just looked away mumbling curses. Spy on the other hand was ready to pick the next 'taya'.

"I choose Soldier..." Spy grumbled as he looked at the carpeted floor. Soldier perked up and looked unamused. He awaited his question with a frown. Spy smirked devilishly.

"Do 'ou 'ave feelings 'or zhe laborer?" Spy asked, his voice smooth and firm even from an embaressing moment a few seconds ago.

It was Soldier's turn to go red. He looked at Engineer and was contemplating which answer to choose. He slowly nodded only to earn wolf whistles. He screamed at the other mercs who only laughed harder. Soldier, who was red as a tomato moved close to Engineer and scooted close to his side. Engineer smiled and nodded for the game to continue. Spy clapped his hands and gestured soldier to choose who to question next.

Soldier pointed at Demo. This goes on for a long time. Demo was asked how many scrumpy he consumed. Heavy was asked how many sandviches he ate. Medic was asked how many patients he didn't save which earned a triggered look from Medic.

(Y/N) was asked if she had a boyfriend, she answered a quick no. This gave hope for a particular merc but that's a tale for a new story. It was down to Brace and Scout.

"Zhis iz for Scout. Zhis iz a logical question." Medic cleared his throat.

"Iz the nationality Pinoys asian?" Medic started. Scout laughed, shot him a 'are you serious look' and answered with a quick no. Brace unexpectedly got triggered and stopped the game.

"'Ey wot giv's ankle-bitta?" Sniper questioned sounding dissapointed. "For one, I had to. Two He Bloody got the answer wrong!" Brace explained rather upset.

"What do you know about pinoys maggot?" Soldier butted in. "I'm for one am half Pinoy an' ya' got a lot ta' learn." She answered a sly grin forming on her face. This made the mercs a bit interested except for one, Spy.

He made a disgusted noise and looked away. He would never understand what Brace was saying. He remembered all the times Brace mumbled a few and maybe told him some filipino words that he wouldn't understand. He may never know if it's a curse nor a offending name.

"A'ight! So what'ya wanna le'rn 'bout pinoy's?" Brace questioned as almost everyone raised their hand such as a pre school class. "Pfftt.. A'ight hmmmm, Soldier you're first!" Brace announced as she pointed at Soldier who grinned.

"Are Pinoy's communists?" Soldier asked as he almost alertedly readied his shovel to bash someone's brains out.

"For one soldier, that depends on the president of one country. Next, the Philippines is a democratic country which means we have freedom kinda like America." "'MURICA!" Brace just snickered and nodded to keep the questions coming.

Pyro raised his hand. "Hwpmhh abpmht thmr fmmphd?" Pyro mufflely asked as he tilted his head for an answer. "Well, Pyro... The Philippines has different varieties of food. Some are spicy, (spycy :3) some are cold and some are just plain bitter." Brace explained as she quickly fidgeted and ran to the refrigerator in the kitchen.

Everybody gave off a confused glance and only stared at Brace as she held a bowl full of something.

"A'ight. This is a Halo-halo it's a pinoy dessert for summer. You can taste if ya' like. Just made that earlier." Brace started handing out the bowl and each merc took a spoonful of the sweet-icy treat. Each merc's face lit up and gave a moan of delight when they tasted the icy treat.

They gave Brace the almost emptied (actually emptied) bowl. She laughed at the mercs. (Y/N) still couldn't get the sweetness off of her tongue the Ube ice cream off her tastebuds. The mercs's reactions where priceless. I mean Scout almost cried. Soldier wanted more. Sniper asked if you could put meat in it. (for one you can put any ingredients of your liking in this sweet treat!)

"Next!" Scout raised his hand. "What is the country's national sport?" Scout asked, as he can't contain his excitement. "Well, Scout it's called Arnis. We use these sticks-" Brace ran off somewhere again and got a briefcase with two sticks inside.

"They may look like nothing, but, if you learn how to use it you'd be able to defend yourself and pack a few bruises." Brace explained as she got one of the sticks and twirls it around as the mercs stared, amusement was evident in their eyes.

"Woah! Dat's so freakin' cool!" Scout mused and gets the other stick. He starts doing swinging motions then twirls it but it slipped and directly shattered the window. Everyone stared at Scout for a moment and started laughing wildly.

"I ain't payin' for tha' by tha way..." "WAT?!" Now the mercs tripled over with laughter. "Bloody priceless!" Sniper breathed out through fits of laughter. "O-oi 'gree lad..." Demo mused and continues to gasp for air. "Dummkopf." Medic just sighed and smiled at the others.

Brace cleared her throat resulting to everyone to face her.

"We're getting out of task people..." She stated with an impatient look. All the mercs sat back down, Scout who grouchily sat on the couch instead on the floor with the other mercs.

"Next?" Heavy raises his hand. "Da, Heavy has question. Wut does Pilipinos do when they're bored?" Heavy questioned hoping to get a mere answer.

"Well Heavy, Pinoys usually go out and hang out with friends. Sometimes they do house chores, pinoys are really active when it comes to chores." Brace continued.

"They also sing while they lay down and start running around imagining stuff." (Do any of you do this?? No? Just me then...)

Heavy looked delighted. "Then Little gurl sings da?" He questioned once more which earned a disapproving look from Brace

"NO." "YES." "NO." "YES." "NO." "NO." "YES- AH SHIT." Scout manage to outsmart Brace. Brace groaned. "You'd be needing a new window..." she complained. "JUST SING ALREADY!" (Y/N) exclaimed, excited. "I dunno what to sing..."

(Y/N) face palmed and thinks for a moment. She snapped her fingers in about 2 minutes.

"Do you know any more pilipino songs?" (Y/N) questioned. Brace only nodded. "Well, sing any of those." (Y/N) finished.

Brace rolled her eyes and started to choose a good song to sing. She nodded when she finally thought of one.

"Imma just sing the chorus." "Fine." (Y/N) announced in defeat.

"Dahil ikaw, ang siyang kailangan ko.
Magpakailan pa man, asahan mo pag-ibig ko'y di mag babago, ang aking pangako, maghihintay sayo."

Brace cringed to what her voice sounds like while the mercs were applauding, hell it even brought Soldier into tears. "Stop your crocodile tears sol..." Brace muttered.

"Beautiful..." Spy breathed out. He never knew she had the talent of music. Much to (Y/N)'s amusement she has to give it to Brace, she did well.

"A'ight, a'ight what's next? KEEP 'EM COMING BOIS!" She exclaimed rather quickly.

They went silent for a moment then Engie got an idea. He raised his hand and smiled delighted.

"Aye, Engie?" "Well, if we learn'd fac's 'bout your countery... Then we should know the language as well." Engie stated, the mercs nodded in agreement and (Y/N) together with Pyro went in front and clapped.

"Can we help?!" "Cnmph wmph helnmp?!" They both insisted gleefuly. Like a little child, persistent to get there favorite toy in Christmas.

"Well, you're the only two who know some of the language already so go ahead!" Brace accepted there request and made room for them in front. The two mercs high fived each other and stepped in front.

"Ask us some simple words first." (Y/N) stated and awaited for questions.

"Filipino for happy" Scout was the first one to question. "It's masaya." (Y/N) replied.  "Sad?" "Malungkot." "How 'bout-" "FOR FUCKS SAKE SCOUT LET THE OTHERS QUESTION!"

-Timeskip since Scout kept asking questions-

    all of the mercs had fun. They were actually crying from laughter. Scout tried again with the sticks and guess what he broke? His arm...

  "JE-JESUS CHRIST SCOUT!"  (Y/n) screamed out while laughing her ass off at a crying Scout. "SHUDDUP"he screamed back still crying.

  Spy went in front of Scout, grabbed his arm roughly which earned another ear piercing scream from him and 'SNAP!' His arm went back to place. Scout, still crying give off his sad thanks.

   Spy just shook his head and went to Brace, only keeping silent.

   "M-maaaha-...?" "It's mahal." Brace tried correcting Demo but his slurred speech just made it worse. Spy yet again shook his head. He realized that he still didn't ask a question to his child. He tapped her on the shoulder and cleared his throat.

    "English for zhat vord?"  He asked quizzical. Brace looked confused for a moment. After a few seconds she realized what he meant and smiled.

    "It means love. Mahal means love."
Brace replied with a caring smile to her father. She walked away once Soldier called her to make more halo-halo. Spy just stood there.

   He looked at (Y/n) AND to the direction where Brace had gone. He went to the kitchen and watched Soldier trying to crush the ice with his helmet whilst Brace tried to pry it off him.

   Spy laughed a little and managed to
Pry off the helmet from a very disdained Soldier. (Y/n) can tell this will be a happy lifetime with the mercs.

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Did ya'll miss me? Yep i missed ya'll too... I just had to take a break with writing and get into my studies first, actually looking back to my all writings make me cringe and I promise to make it better! But for now here's a little comeback for all! I've just been busy with animating and life recently :) more coming soon, I swear!