Charlie, a classmate, as Medic: Oh sorry, I accidentally dropped this liver.

Rayan as Scout: You're fucking gorgeous, wanna do it? (as a joke)
Me as Pauling: Rayan no, I'm into girls.
Rayan still as Scout: I'm into girls too.

Ewen, a friend, as Scout: I'm going to fuck your mother
Me as Spy: I already fucked yours and she screamed my name with a French accent

Rayan as Pyro: I will burn down this school! *had said that with a huge smile while bouncing*

Ewen as Medic: Look into my eyes. See? There's the devil in my pupil, he's staring into your soul. He says "hi".

My Class Representative as Sniper: *shoots his compass into a wall and kills a random fly* I am a professional.