Spy, visibly annoyed, returning to the now ruined BLU base: What the hell happened here?

Scout: It wasn't me! I swear! It was Pyro!

Pyro: *muffled protest*

Spy: *sighs* How long has it been smoldering?

Scout: I don't have to answer that!

Medic, glaring at Scout: Around two hours.

Spy: TWO HOURS? WHY HAVEN'T YOU PUT IT OUT YET?

Sniper, using the last of his coffee to keep the fire away from his loft: Because someone- ahem, SCOUT- used up all the extinguisher liquid.

Demo, trying his hardest not to cry: YOU LET ALL ME SCRUMPY BURN!

Engi: Calm down son, we can buy some more.

Demo, unable to hold back tears: AAAAAAAA

Heavy, returning with a bucket of water: Hello Spy! What did I miss?

Sniper, gratefully taking the bucket: Eh. Not much.

Soldier, emerging from the burning rubble: Question!

Spy, exasperated: What is your question, soldier.

Soldier: The explosives are still in the base.

Pyro: *muffled terror*

Demo: THE WHAT?!

Scout: OH SHIT THAT AIN'T GOOD

Engi: Oh dear.

Sniper: WHAT THE HELL MAN?

Spy: EVERYONE GET DOWN

Heavy and Medic: *mild confusion*

Soldier: See you fuckers at spawn!

Everyone in the ensuing explosions: *fucking dies*