*during intense battle*

Megs: hey Optimus

OP: wut

Megs: Some people think you're stupid and you should be dead.

OP: ...how do you know?

Megs: A reliable source.

***

Megs: *calls OP up on the com-link* Optimus.

OP: wat

Megs: There are a lot of humans who are madly in love with you and dream about having you as their boyfriend.

OP: .____. how do you know?

Megs: A reliable source.

***

Megs: *casually walks into Autobot base* OPTIMUS!

OP: *jumps* WHAT

Megs: You have some...'interesting' ships. One of them is with Jackson Darby.

OP: O.o How do you know?

Megs: A reliable source.

Jack: WTU

***

OP: *sneaks onto Nemesis*

Megs: is chillin' in his quarters with a datapad*

OP: *sneaks into room*

Megs: *snickers*

OP: *looks at datapad*

SO YOU'RE RELIABLE SOURCE IS WATTPAD!

Megs: AHGJKGAHSD *falls off berth and has spark attack*

OP: *grins and sneaks away*