johnnyboy: i have a question

curlyholmes: i have an answer

johnnyboy: will you go out with me?

curlyholmes: ...

johnnyboy: i know it's surprising, but i do like you sherlock

curlyholmes: this isn't even a proper way to ask someone out. over text. really?

johnnyboy: if you've forgotten, you've moved to london, so it'd be hard to ask you out in person

curlyholmes: right.

johnnyboy: so is it a yes or a no?

curlyholmes: i'd really like to john, but i'm kind of seeing someone right now.

johnnyboy: oh..

curlyholmes: yeah.

johnnyboy: what's his name then?

curlyholmes: james but everyone calls him jim.

johnnyboy: and you like him?

curlyholmes: we've been on a few dates, so i guess i like him.

johnnyboy: well, that's good.

curlyholmes: you seem mad.

johnnyboy: you didn't tell me you were seeing someone so i pretty much just embarassed myself.

curlyholmes: i don't have to tell you everything.

johnnyboy: but it would've been nice to know so i wouldn't have made a fool if myself.

curlyholmes: you didn't though

johnnyboy: yes i did.

johnnyboy: jim seems like a prick.

curlyholmes: are you stalking him?

johnnyboy: no.

curlyholmes: yes you are

johnnyboy: i just want to make sure he's not going to hurt you.

curlyholmes: if he hurts me, i'll give you his adress so you can go beat him up, deal?

johnnyboy: deal.

johnnyboy: how rich is he?

curlyholmes: pretty damn rich

johnnyboy: make sure you get some money before you break up

curlyholmes: john!

johnnyboy: i'm just saying. you could by some pretty nice chemistry equipment with the money his father makes

curlyholmes: we are not talking about this.

johnnyboy: fine

johnnyboy: he does have a nice butt tho

curlyholmes: what did i just say?

johnnyboy: sorry.

johnnyboy: :)