who ordered suggestive texts because cOMING RIGHT UP

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buckaroo: hey steeb

buckaroo: did you know you're like my homework

buckaroo: when i get home i'll slam you on the table and do you all night long

steeb: oh god

buckaroo: that's real flattering doll but my name is bucky

steeb: what the hell was that all about

buckaroo: i'm bored

buckaroo: and something else

buckaroo: wanna take a guess babe

steeb: nope no thanks i'm good

buckaroo: fine

buckaroo: wanna play army tho ??

steeb: what

buckaroo: you lay down and i'll blow the hell out of you

steeb: dude

steeb: i'm watching the little mermaid

buckaroo: ugh i thought that'd be over by now

steeb: well it's not

steeb: and i'm with tone and natooshie and thor so

steeb: no more suggestive texts pls

buckaroo: booooring

buckaroo: i know you like them anyway

buckaroo: don't you stevie

steeb: shut up jerk

buckaroo: c'mon punk

steeb: i refuse to sin with you while watching disney

buckaroo: it'd be fun tho

buckaroo: what are you wearing

steeb: clothes

steeb: because i am with my friends

buckaroo: okay okay

buckaroo: text me when you get home ?

steeb: yeah sure

buckaroo: ;)

steeb: jfc sugar

buckaroo: sorry honey 😎

steeb: iced

buckaroo: tea

buckaroo: ttyl 😏❤